Texts From Bunnies

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I go to sleep at a reasonable hour and my friends BETRAY ME!

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The official Venture Bros YouTube channel is slowly adding full episodes. What. Is. Happening?

Doc is also going to Dragon Con outta nowhere. WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?

Dear assorted goddesses, please let it be good. Just give me one good thing.

[texts-from-bunnies]

I feel like the math lady meme trying to figure out if Phil keeps telling us he’s not in season four to trick/surprise us or to prepare us for the heartbreak.

[whats-9plus10]

If there’s 1 save the venture bros warrior left in the world it’s me. If there’s 2 it’s me and doc

[texts-from-bunnies]

I will never get over how hot Roy Kent was at the beginning of season 2. The longer hair and beard, fuuuuuck. Brett should bring back that look.

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Happy pride month to my fellow Aros! You’re part of the queer community; don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!

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Me explaining the plot of NBC‘s Hannibal to my stepmother:

So Hannibal Lecter meets this twitchy, autistic FBI profiler and thinks, 1. He’s hot, and 2. Bet I can make him enjoy murdering people. And well, it took him five years and some light prison time, but he pulled that!

[texts-from-bunnies]

A conversation between my friend and her six year old son:

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How do people not know that HANNIGRAM IS CANON!!! Come on y’all!!! It’s 2026 and it’s pride month. Get your shit together!

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I swear, anyone who doesn’t see Hannibal as a fucked up gay romance must have been looking at their phones during the whole series.

The amount of times Will looked at Hannibal like he wanted to bounce on it sloppy style was ridiculous.

And the number of times Hannibal looked at Will like he wanted to eat him (ya know, eat him 😜) were too many to count.

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Man, I’ve watched the entirety of heated rivalry and it’s got nothing on the ortolan scene in Hannibal.

[texts-from-bunnies]

Alright, FINE! I’ll go watch the first episode of Half Man instead of packing for the trip I’m leaving for in a few hours.

[lazybakerart]

romanticizing the unhealthiest and most fucked up fictional relationships and characters because i have free will and it’s fun

[illsayprettyplease]

NBC Hannibal🥰

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To all the alpha bros who say us Tumblr girlies are “imagining things,” it’s LITERALLY ON WIKIPEDIA:

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Wanna know something funny? I have seen Shawn Hatosy in two things. Seriously, this man has been acting for DECADES, and I’ve only managed to see two of his credits. One is obviously the Pitt. But the Pitt is the first time I’ve seen him on screen in 28 years. Because the last time I saw Shawn Hatosy was in In & Out.

I watched him go from 22 to 49, lolololol

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A conversation between my friends the other night.

Kate: I’m like Jesus, you have to invite me in.

Chelsy: Vampires?

Kate: Them too. The rules for both are similar. Some would say suspiciously similar.

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Someone other than me has picked up on Dr. Al-Hashimi’s seizures, yeah? Like, before she even called neuro? Cause those are absence seizures, the same kind I get. And having more than one in a day is no good. Poor dear.

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NAILED IT, BITCHES!