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drew my favorite loser
can i please ask a NSFW scenario of fem!reader and Shuhei in a mission together and it starts to rain, so they hide in a cave and try to stay warm, which leads to removing their clothes and more 🙏
i hope this is good have a nice day!
Shuhei Hisagi x f!reader
warnings: MINORS DNI 18+, NSFW, smut, language, teasing, nipple play, edging, penetration, no protection, creampie, pathetic hisagi author’s note: hisagi fan club!!!!! this was so fun to write and honestly a little self indulgent. love our emo king word count: 2.1k
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“It’s no use.” The rain grew heavier and louder by the second. You cover your eyes with your arm, but the constant rain makes everything harder to see. You grunt in frustration.
“We have to find cover. Low visibility could cost us so it’d be better to wait it out,” Hisagi looks up at the sky, the clouds continuing to roll in with no sign of stopping.
You growl, you want to argue but you know he’s right. You couldn’t afford to have your senses dwindled by the heavy rainfall otherwise you could blow your cover.
Rain water dripping from the tree leaves above quickly begins to soak your body, your hair and clothes falling flat and heavy. Shit.
“Y/n,” Hisagi caught your attention and pointed towards a mound of rocks at the bottom of the nearby mountain in the distance. You move and he follows closely behind. The hard rainfall is turning the ground into mud rapidly and by the time you reach the rocks, you were nearly slipping every three steps.
“Over here!” Hisagi yelled over the rain, the pile of rocks forming an opening. Shelter. You move to take a step but your boot slides in the mud, your backing making aim for the ground. Hisagi moves, gripping your arm and catching you against his chest.
“Be careful; I got you,” he says a little too close to your ear. You straighten up, pushing off him. “I-I know,” you stutter, embarrassed. His face is serious, but he looks away when he reaches out his hand. “Come on, we gotta hurry before the rain gets worse.”
You hesitate, making him look at you again. He tilts his head in a 'c’mon, don’t be stubborn' kind of way and you reluctantly take his hand, secretly grateful for the stability as you both hurry for the cave.
You both practically throw yourselves inside once you reach it, breathing heavily, dragging in mud and water. You start to pace once you catch your breath, “Fuck! This is just great.”
“I know,” Hisagi says quietly, walking deeper into the cave, towards the wall, and leaning up against it.
Cold, wet hair sticks to your face, only serving to further annoy you. You kick off your muddy boots. A breeze starts to drift through the cave entrance making you shiver in your wet clothes.
Hisagi looks outside, eyebrows furrowed, “Looks like we’re gonna be here a while.”
You don’t reply, going to the opposite wall and sliding down to sit. You hug yourself, trying to hide your shiver.
Hisagi looks over at you, “Are you okay?” His concerned tone pisses you off, “I’m fine.” He runs his hand through his hair at your dismissive tone, trying not to show his frustration.
Despite it, after a moment, he pushes off the wall and walks towards you, sitting down beside you and wrapping an arm around your shoulders.
“I said I’m-“ you start to argue, your face heating against your will. “You’re shivering. Just let me help you,” he looks away from you and you catch what looks to be a slight tint on his cheeks. You bite your tongue and comply.
However, it soon becomes apparent his added warmth wasn’t enough. Your teeth audibly chatter, your wet clothes refusing to dry. Even Hisagi had started to shiver. The sun was going down, it was getting colder by the minute, and with the heavy rainfall, there was no possibility of finding wood dry enough to start a fire.
Before you knew it, the both of you were wrapped in each other’s arms on the cave floor out of desperation for warmth. But it still wasn’t enough.
“H-Hisagi..” you say through chattering teeth. “I know,” he holds you tighter, wracking his brain for an idea.
The air around you suddenly grows tense. “Y-Y/n.. please don’t take this the wrong way, I promise I’m not a pervert...” You couldn’t tell if his shaky voice was from the cold or nervousness, but you already knew what he was going to suggest because you had thought about it too.
A long, awkward moment passes, either him building up the courage or praying you would be the one to suggest it. You decide to answer his prayer, “…It’s only for survival. I don’t plan on dying of hypothermia any time soon.”
“Yes, yes, right, only for survival,” you would’ve laughed at his flustered response if it wasn’t because your heart was beating out of your chest at the idea. You could feel his too.
Neither of you moved to be the first to start. Frankly, it was hard for you to move at all right now. He seemed to have noticed because he pulled away just enough to peel off his still-soaked shirt, letting out a shiver at his exposed skin. Next his pants.
You both avoid eye contact fiercely, looking everywhere but each other. You slowly lifted your shaking arms and he got the message to help you.
This was probably the most embarrassing thing you had ever done and you had no idea how you were going to look him in the eye after this. If it wasn’t because your skin was ice cold, your entire body would be on fire right now.
The cold hit your bare chest and waist, your shivering picking up. You quickly strip your pants, refusing to let him do that one. For a moment, you both lay there naked, freezing and embarrassed out of your minds.
The survival instinct part of your brains must have kicked in because he suddenly pulled you against him and you gripped him like your life depends on it. Well, it kinda does.
His skin felt like ice against yours, his shivering matching yours, but you could feel it. The natural warmth of your bodies ever-so-slowly starting to radiate. Your shivering didn’t stop but it gradually slowed.
You lay on your sides, Hisagi’s chin on top of your head, his eyes squeezed shut. So different from the responsible and serious lieutenant you knew. Your face was against his chest and you could hear his heartbeat clearly. It seemed he was even more nervous than you.
You lay there in silence, trying to gain your heat back. Something started to.. poke your stomach. You were a bit delirious so you didn’t make the connection at first but soon the realization crashes down on you, sobering you right up.
“I’m sorry,” Hisagi whispered. He sounded horrified but neither of you could pull away.
You don’t know what made you do it, it must’ve been your confused state, but you shifted, feigning innocence as you adjusted your position slightly, making his tip rub against your stomach. You felt his body shiver, this time not from the cold. He grips you tighter. You move again.
“Y/n..” he groans out, his voice cracking. Your stomach turns hearing your name spill out of his mouth in such a manner. You move again and he sucks in a sharp breath through his teeth, his tip becoming slippery as a warm fluid drags against your stomach.
You pull your arm in from having it around his back and drop your hand down, taking his full hardness in your hand.
He gasps, his hand grips your hair when he squeezes you, “Y-Y/n..” He says it like it’s the only word he knows and that heats something deep within you.
You begin stroking his shaft, slowly. You feel him straining against you. You slide your thumb over his slippery tip and he jerks, a guttural groan escaping his lips. You speed up, pumping his cock against your stomach.
“Fuck,” his voice fails like he got the wind knocked out of him. You pump him again and he finally pulls his head away. You stop and he looks at you, his face devastated and bright red. Your face must look exactly the same because he scans it up and down.
Without thinking, he grabs your face and smashes his lips into yours with such intensity you let go of him but he catches your hand and guides it back on, pumping himself with it. You moan into his mouth and he takes the opportunity to let his tongue in.
His tongue explores your mouth while you stroke him, your own wetness starting to drip down your leg.
His hand moves from your face to your neck, then down to your tits. He cups it in his hand, squeezing it just enough. “Hisagi,” you murmur weakly into his mouth. His dick twitches in your hand at the sound of his name. He runs his thumb over your peaked nipple, taking it between his thumb and forefinger and pinching. Your back arches, pushing you against him.
Wet, sloppy sounds echo through the cave. He starts to buck his hips into your hand, his kiss and hand on your breast losing strength. He throws his head back, grinding his teeth, failing at suppressing his moans. He’s getting close, so you stop.
He brings his head forward in a frustrated half cry. But you don’t wait very long, lifting your leg over his waist and pressing his wet tip against your slick folds.
He loudly shudders, pushing his tattooed face into the crook of your neck. You move your hips, rubbing his tip against your slit, your moans bouncing off the cave walls. “Stop teasing, please,” he pleads, his voice sounding on the verge of tears.
“I’m not teasing, you just won’t man up,” you softly taunt him. And he takes the bait. He stills, his head lifting from your neck, his gaze dark and lustful, completely different than before. Something snaps. He reaches down, ripping your hand from his cock, and pushing you completely on your back, caging you underneath him.
“Hisagi-“ Before you can even get a word out, he lines his tip with your soaked entrance and slams down, filling you with his full length in one thrust. You scream out, the sound echoing back to you from the depths of the cave.
You wrap your legs around him, causing him to go deeper. He pulls back up only to slam right back down with the same force. His thrusts take speed, hard and deep, the sounds of slapping skin filling the space. With each thrust, your eyes roll further into the back of your head.
Your hands find his back, digging and scratching your nails. The pain makes him groan, his thrusts becoming harder. Your back arches, pathetic cries escape your mouth. “God, how you sound..” he grinds out through his teeth. Every sound you make drives him mad, bringing him closer to his release. You’re not far behind.
His thrusts grow uncalculated and desperate, “Fuck, I-I’m… Can I-” His voice cracking every other word. You know what he’s asking. “Please, please Hisagi,” you beg unabashedly. Your begging breaks any last resolve he still had.
His already desperate strokes somehow get faster, unrelenting, drilling your aching hole. You tighten your legs around his waist as your climax approaches, his thick cock hitting the deepest parts of your cunt, pushing you over the edge.
You scream out in pure ecstasy. Your walls clench around his girth as you orgasm and that was enough. He throws his head back, losing myself completely, releasing a loud, broken moan, as thick, hot liquid spills into your pussy.
He collapses on top of you, his cock twitching as it spurts the last drops of his cum. Heavy, labored breaths are heard throughout the cave.
After a moment, he gathers the strength to lift himself up and pulls his swollen cock out of you. You whimper as he slides it out, his seed dripping out of you. He tries and fails to look away; the sight is enough to get him excited all over again.
You slam your legs shut, glaring, and he lifts his hands in surrender with a nervous laugh. He lays back down beside you. He wipes his forehead and in that action, you realize sweat has formed all along your body. Your body feels like it’s being boiled.
You chuckle to yourself, and Hisagi catches what you realize. “Guess we accomplished our goal,” he breathes out. You put your hand on his. His wide eyes watch you in his peripheral but he shakes his head and smiles, looking up at the cave ceiling.
You both lay there, hand in hand, basking in each other’s silence.
Too much silence.
You turn your head towards the entrance of the cave only to realize the rain had stopped. Moonlight partially shines into the cave, leftover water droplets dripping from the entrance periodically.
“We should probably-“ Hisagi started.
“Later.” You cut him off, turning towards him, curling up against him as the nighttime chill began to reach you again. He shakes his head but wraps his strong arms around you, holding you tight. You’ll deal with the consequences later.
Tphhp but memes
BTW A LOT OF SPOILERSSS
what are the body count of bleach male characters?
no seriously this seems like such a funny conversation in my head.
byakuya: 1 and that was it.
shunsui: uncountable plz put a leash around this man.
kenpachi: 633 (he is a bit slow in the head, most likely thought about the other kind of body count.)
hisagi: 0 he is too busy fapping to rangiku's pictures..
More hisagi 💟
New ship alert?
For some reason Urahara made a Kon vr dating sim, in it Hanataro's one of the tutorial guides and he's indirectly called gorgeous so does Urahara consider him gorgeous? Or was it Hisagi? Maybe both👀
Credit to Dwightscott28 for the screencaps
Happy birthday to Hisagi!!
I wanted to make some content for his birthday, and nerdy enough of me I came out with:
Hisagi's Top Representative Animals✨🎉 What animal can Hisgai be?
i.e the animals which Shuhei is similar to / shares similar behavioral characteristics with, in order. A dive into his character where I assert and find evidence for personality traits he has, and explore new ones that we might have not seen.
1. The Wolf 🐺
Honestly, when you first look at Hisagi with those scars and sharp looking eyes, doesn't he remind you of a wolf?
If Hisagi was a animal, he would 90% be a wolf. Wolves have strong dedication to their packs, whether in protecting the pack leader or aiding the weaker members of the pack. Hisagi's prominent theme is dedication as we see in his dedication to Tosen and not giving up on him even when he joined Aizen. Hisagi still wanted to bring him back to their side. Same with Kensei whom he always admired and respected, even getting a tattoo on his face in honor of him. Also, Hisagi was seen multiple times helping out his comrades; when he jumped in to fight Ayon to save Momo and Rangiku, and when he was seconds from fighting Driscoll off (manga only) when it didn't look like Yamamoto was winning, despite Hisagi giving up earlier. He was still ready to jump in for Yamamoto (again, dedication)
Another behavior Shuhei shares with wolves is the discipline to the system. Wolves are disciplined creatures that follow hierarchy and stick to their roles in it. That's what we see described in the meaning of Hisagi's name, as you can see in this post. He is a disciplined soldier. And in his first introduction, he was ready to do whatever his captain said (also goes to his dedication.)
Now here are two behaviors in wolves that I didn't find evidence in Hisagi, but they are characteristics I would like to headcanon that he has them but are less prominent; high adaptability and pride.
I'm not really with the pride thing because we saw Hisagi dislike his own zanpakuto. Besides, in FKT he didn't care that Yumichika was addressing him rudely, it was Izuru who reprimanded him for speaking to lieutenant that way. (But personally I think that goes to Hisagi and Yumichika having a thing going on so he couldn't care about but formalities, but that's just me looking through the shipping lens.)
Smooooooch! ✨