Texts from Spirit World

Drunken or just crazy texts from the cast of Yu Yu Hakusho. Submissions are welcome, if you submit only a text please give me a while to find the appropriate picture for it.

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(951): I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy?  Come on.   

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[219]: If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.

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[618]: You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?

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[314]: you wrote me a check. for zero dollars. for my soul. dick.

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[920]: I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly mislead things anyone has ever said about me.

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[540]: I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then I felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality.

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[815]: ...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..

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[609]:I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he said I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack

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[646]: I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation

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[301]: Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?

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[925]: Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex

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[742]: I sang him a lovely rendition of "So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.

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[978]: I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"

[978]: Or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"

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[410]: I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know

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[719]: Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover

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[865]: I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.

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[609]: And if you ever tell anyone that i have emotions ill kill you