Texts from Starkiller

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, some great drunk-texting took place

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are You okay? You didn't post for so long :(

My screencap source went down and I've been waiting for it to come back.

But, to be honest, I've also been caught up in job searching and novel writing.

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Whoops, I forgot to tell ya’ll that I’d extended my hiatus for Thanksgiving. 

Anyhow… I’m filling up the queue, so regular posting will begin again tomorrow.

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Okaaay, scratch that. The site I get my screencaps from is currently down because they need a new hosting service. So I guess the texts will have to wait.

I’ll check back next week and see what’s going on. Sorry everyone.

[textsfromstarkiller]

Whoops, I forgot to tell ya’ll that I’d extended my hiatus for Thanksgiving. 

Anyhow... I’m filling up the queue, so regular posting will begin again tomorrow.

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(360): You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?

(509): Yep.

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(561): My alcoholism is old enough to drink.

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(412): Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?

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(202): I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis

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(414): I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away

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(916): The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.

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(215): There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.

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(201): Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?

(718): See you tonight.

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(347): I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?

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(702): My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.

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(519): And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.

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(412): its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more

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(250): Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.

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(403): At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...