Texts from the Caribbean

A Pirates of the Caribbean-themed Texts from Last Night tumblr. Submissions welcome! Old posts by: Movie Curse of the Black Pearl Dead Man's Chest At World's End On Stranger Tides Dead Men Tell No Tales Character Jack Sparrow Will Turner Elizabeth Swann James Norrington Hector Barbossa Angelica Malon Philip and Syrena Joshamee Gibbs Pintel and Ragetti Governor Swann Cutler Beckett Davy Jones and Tia Dalma Bootstrap Bill Blackbeard Scarlet and Giselle Gillette and Groves Murtogg and Mullroy Anamaria Scrum Mr. Cotton and his parrot Mr. Brown The Spaniard Judi Dench's cameo Guy who reads the list of Jack's crimes Mermaids Jack the monkey The Kraken The dog Other Threesome Thursday

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Excerpt from Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006) screenplay by Ted Elliott & Terry Rossio (x)

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Norrington stands, sees her for the first time. They stand back to back — see they are surrounded by assailants. Norrington is fey, ready to take on the world. // All of Jones' men are gathered, ready to attack. Too many to fight. Elizabeth and Norrington stand side by side. // The moment is broken. A lingering look — and then Norrington draws his sword, turns. Elizabeth stands beside him.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

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(305): He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!

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(603): Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to Pirates of the Caribbean blares in the background?

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Just a heads up, this blog will not make you pay for any sort of content.

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(904):

It’s a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.

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Texts from the Caribbean turned 8 today!

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(765): Don’t worry about me. I am infinite.

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*crying* James

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Yep. I made this one for us James Norrington fans so we’d feel sad that he died and somewhat happy that he’s infinite. :)

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(609): I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him.

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pirates of the Caribbean 6 looks amazing

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Yeah! :)

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(913):

He grabbed my boob and justified it by saying “I just wanna feel your heart beat”

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(620):

Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.

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(315):

I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can’t decide.