we want the smoke

[watchgio]

I’m back 😌 You don’t have to miss me anymore now, guys!

[tezford]

WELCOME BACK! It was getting boring backstage without you.

[codyrhdes]

I will constantly refuse to say the weird names of the drink sizes in Starbucks. This is probably why they consistently spell my name wrong. It’s only four letters, guys. Come on.

[tezford]

You gotta play nice at Starbucks. Otherwise you’re always gonna be someone you aren’t there. Do they spell it Kody? I called it a small once instead of a tall and got laughed at.

[fatalnhotjacy]

Happy hump day everyone!

[tezford]

It’s Thursday now, but happy Thursday!

[stackisms-deactivated20240124]

come on , who missed me ?? don't be shy , just admit it.

[tezford]

Did you go somewhere?

[tezford]

I’m always confused too. I’ve found just yelling a lot and pretending like I know what’s going on helps a lot.

[saminzaynia]

This is probably why you and Kevin are friends. You’re basically the same person except you’re not as hot headed as he is.

[tezford]

It makes sense. We just out here yelling all the time. He needs to calm down, I worry about him being so angry all the time. Think we need to send him to a spa or something.

[saminzaynia]

I feel like I’m living in a constant state of confusion these days. I need someone to follow me around and tell me what’s happening at all times.

[tezford]

I’m always confused too. I’ve found just yelling a lot and pretending like I know what’s going on helps a lot.

[full-gearhq]

Can’t wait!

[tezford]

If it don't work you can call my manager.

[full-gearhq]

I’ll take the 50%!

[tezford]

You got it. 50% coming right up!

[r-truth]

[full-gearhq]

I don’t think i’ll be on your level even with coffee but we must try!

[tezford]

Nobody can ever be on my level, it's a blessing and a curse. But we'll get you to 50% Chels, that's all that matters.

[full-gearhq]

I like your energy! This isn’t a situation to be taken lightly.

[tezford]

This is my energy 24/7. But no, it's not. We gotta get you energized and we gotta do it NOW.

[full-gearhq]

We absolutely do! How dare it not work for me?! Like I don’t need the pick me up.

[tezford]

WELL LETS GO CALL THE MANAGER! How dare that coffee not work for you. Unacceptable behavior.

[full-gearhq]

There isn’t enough coffee out there to get me going today. Any other suggestions?

[tezford]

Do we need to call the manager on your coffee, chelsea?

[glamourmay]

soo i heard all the cool cats hang here.. hopefully this isn't a disappointment.

anyways, what's up?

[tezford]

Pretty Deadly is alright I guess. I’ll let them have this moment and when they lose because lets be real, they will, the street profits will come back. 

Chicago! My favorite city. Don’t be nervous, I already know the new show is gonna kick ass. enjoy it.

[mamitality-deactivated20230819]

What's all this talk about cashing in on me? Might aswell call it Mami in the Bank.

[mamitality-deactivated20230819]

Hopefully, 'cause Mami does know best.

[tezford]

Ain’t that the truth?! Mami does know best. I’ll tell ‘em all!

[glamourmay]

soo i heard all the cool cats hang here.. hopefully this isn't a disappointment.

anyways, what's up?

[tezford]

As the coolest of the cats I can confirm this is where we are all hanging out!

Not much going on over here. What’s up with you?

[mamitality-deactivated20230819]

What's all this talk about cashing in on me? Might aswell call it Mami in the Bank.

[mamitality-deactivated20230819]

You're welcome, 'Tez. We always want the smoke 'round here and you're much more than a pretty face.

[tezford]

I’m glad you think so. Everyone seems to listen to you, maybe now they’ll see this side of me too.