drinking is for gaylords

Seattle, WA, USA 16|X|♋|INFP|Queer my name is shae/tez and i run a blog. i really like dogs, i'm really bad at bios & i'm most likely playing video games or sleeping. may or may not be geralt of rivia. SEER OF TIME

[judgejudyofficial]

In French we don’t say “Marry me,” we say ted cruz est le tueur du zodiaque which roughly translates to “Let us never separate” and I think that’s truly beautiful

[acemvlder]

(and one time marco rubio changed it for him)

M/M, don’t like don’t read!!!!, pwp, fluff, fisting

[luciusisalive]

lie when your mother asks why you’re laughing so hard bc let me just tell you explaining this to her will not be as easy as it seems

[10mb]

Pokémon Sun and Pokémon Moon Arrive in Late 2016!

[micull-deactivated20130514]

THERES NOTHING LOL ABOUT RIP

[wardenshyborg]

Tag yourself I’m Stressed Neutral

[christosanesti]

i dont think american filmmakers realise how huge london is, because sure you have the london eye and houses of parliament but when you say ‘london has fallen’ what??? so the nandos in catford is in flames? the tesco in peckham has descended into chaos? wtf??

[pulchrabelle]

We have states bigger than your entire country

[reallyabitch]

i am freezing someone please cuddle me or set me on fire either is fine

[cybergata]

[tezzerett]

me: makes tiny mistake

person: corrects me

me: oh ok

person:

me:

person:

me:

person:

me: so do you completely utterly and fiercely despise me now

[ehzio]

[loki-on-mjolnir]

A brilliant way to respond to dick pics (x)

[thechronicleofshe]

I love 2016, The year that women have Had Enough

[feministcaptainkirk]

This is art

[fuckyeahgreatplays]

Causes of death in all the Shakespeare plays.

Stabbed takes the lead with 30, followed by 5 beheaded, 4 poisoned, and 3, in an excessive move, are stabbed AND poisoned. 

Source.

[nihilisticspace]

tag urself i’m lack of sleep

[misterneopia-deactivated2015032]

reblog this is if you know an amazing trans guy

[sidneylumet]

[tezzerett]

ppl: ur so talented i wish i could draw

me: ive been practicing for ten years

ppl: no but like... ur talented

me: no ive been practicing for ten years

[afatbabe]

If you’re not noticed, you’re still valid.

[afatbabe]

Like, if no ones gonna read it, you should still write it.

If no ones gonna see it, you should still do it.

If no ones gonna hear you, you should still say it.

You’re not measured by how people react to you.

[scum2000]

You’re not measured by how people react to you.

[tezzerett]

woke up to my parents arguing :')