Incorrect tf2 (& hcs)

Blog belongs to @swesq21 I do funny incorrect quotes except they aren't funny

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may I submit

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Scout: I was building up to calling you "Mick" one of these days!

Sniper: That will never happen. In fact you just lost your "Mundy" privileges. From now on you can only call me "Sniper" or "Hey, you"

Scout: Come on, Mundy.

Sniper:

Scout: Come on, hey, you.

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“I am going to shove sunshine so far up where the sun don’t shine that you will vomit nothing but warm summer days!”

-Soldier

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Spy: Ah, there he is!

Demoman: Did you forget my name again?

Spy: Oh, you!

Demoman: You still haven't said it

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Scout: Mommy! Look! I drew you and daddy at school today!!

Scout’s Ma: Hell yeah, fanart.

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Spy: For the last mission, I had to go undercover.

Spy: To make sure I wasn’t recognized, I had to wear something so drab and uninspired-

Engineer: I feel like this is gonna be a dig at me.

Spy: I wore Engineer’s clothes.

Engineer: There it is.        

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Hi I'm back sorry for dying!

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But my entire fuckin incorrect quotes file collapsed soooo

If you have any hc requests (for ships, characters, anything really!) Lmk!! I also wanna do more quizzes?! But I don't have any ideas so you can request those too

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Hi I'm back sorry for dying!

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inspired by this post by @tf2-but-incorrect

HEY GUYS GUESS WHO'S BACK

i just finished high school and today is my birthday, so i decided to celebrate by making pasta and drawing, something i hadn't done in a while both for physical issues (tendons sad) and time issues (girlfreidn and school)

BUT NOW

I probably won't draw as often as the golden times in 2021, but i will still draw more than the past year :D

i missed doing this :)

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Spy: Do you want to know how I really hurt my wrist?

Scout: Yes.

Spy: I was hoola hooping, Engineer and I attended a class for fitness and for fun.

Scout: Oh my god.

Spy: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Scout: Why are you telling me this?

Spy: Because no one will ever believe you.

Scout: You sick son of a bitch.

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Medic: How would you like to live forever?

Sniper: I'd hate it. Shut the hell up.

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Soldier: Prepare to perish!

Spy: Exactly how does one "prepare to perish"?

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Medic: No worries, Heavy vill always come back! I just tell him how much I need him! We hug, we cry. I drop something heavy on him. I laugh.

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I just realized I was born the same day as meet the spy. painful

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Heavy: You're too sensitive.      

Scout, through tears: I'm not SENSITIVE

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See this bowling shirt? I just saw it in a store window and the colors are so bright that they actually give me a headache so of course I bought it.

-Pyro