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If I was ever going to have children, this is the skipping rhyme I’d teach them.

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Via Curious Forgotten Lore
If I was ever going to have children, this is the skipping rhyme I’d teach them.
This show is partially responsible for the thing i have for monsters.
It really doesn’t hurt that Keith David has one of the top ten sexiest voices of any human being.
having met the man, can confirm
Ditto.
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I’ve been having bad days and drawing this helped me remember things.
I hope it helps you, too.
Go anon and pretend to be my character's child,
➤ BUT HERE’s the CATCH! :
Try to incorporate in it a fact/reference to the other parent (without saying their name/URL/ship).
I’ll answer the anon and then also try to guess the ship, or say which one I think the child would belong best from.
Send “Kiss or diss” And my muse will say whether they’d kiss your muse or not
©magnoliamemes
In the mood for very rough and aggressive sex that leaves marks until we're exhausted.
different ways to say ‘i love you’.
‘i’ll make you something, yeah? your favorite dish, just for you.’
‘let’s get you back to bed.’
‘shh, it was just a nightmare.’
‘you like this, don’t you? i remember you saying that.’
‘i drew up a bath for you.’
‘you need rest.’
‘you ought to be asleep.’
‘i bought two.’
‘here. you can have the rest.’
‘i thought of you when i saw this.’
‘i like your smile.’
‘you have a cute laugh.’
‘stay there. i’m coming there to get you.’
‘it’s okay, i’m here, we’re okay.’
‘be careful.’
‘look both ways.’
‘you mean so much to me.’
‘i can’t lose you.’
‘i thought i might have lost you.’
‘how to you feel about the nickname, (insert nickname)?’
‘it looks good on you.’
‘i’ll make you soup.’
‘ah-ah-ah. you’re sick. you need to stay in bed.’
‘are you okay in there?’
‘that’s it, that’s it. get it all out. shh.’
‘it’s a remedy i knew. helps with your throat.’
‘it’s a lullaby. would you like me to sing it to you? would that help you fall asleep?’
‘i’m worried about you.’
‘what do you want to watch?’
‘where would you like to go for dinner?’
‘close your eyes and hold out your hands.’
‘we’ll figure it out.’
‘oh, it’s not big deal. you’re fine.’
‘i brought you some medicine for your cold.’
‘you’re important to me.’
‘this is your favorite song, right?’
‘you’re like a son/daughter to me.’
‘good luck!’
‘you’re like a mom/dad to me.’
‘don’t say that about yourself.’
‘want to come with?’
“wow! you look really nice.’
‘goodnight, (insert term of affection).’
‘it’s okay. i couldn’t sleep anyway.’
‘you can have half.’
‘come here. let me fix it.’
‘your tie is crooked.’
‘c’mere. shh, it’s okay.’
‘i’m not going to hurt you.’
‘can i touch you?’
‘can i kiss you?’
‘can i hug you?’
‘promise.’
‘would i ever lie to you?’
‘i think you’re very beautiful/handsome.’
‘hey, good-looking.’
‘of course i care. you’re my family.’
‘one more chapter.’
‘i love you.’
I want to see what NSFW headcanons you have for my character. Go on anon if you’d like. Be as graphic or as vague as you want. If I like it, I’ll accept it.
Sexual Sunday
Leave my muse a sexual confession Ask my muse questions about their relationships or sex lives Tell my muse a fantasy they have involving them Have my muse rate a kink Ask my muse for sex advice Anonymous is on
Sharing a Bed Sentence Starters
“If you tell me one more pun, I’m shoving you off of this bed.”
“Quit hogging the blanket.”
“You pushed me out of bed in your sleep.”
“I woke up in the middle of the night without any blankets and your foot digging into my spine.”
“You said the cutest thing in your sleep last night.”
“You say the scariest stuff in your sleep.”
“When I have a bad dream, just listening to you breathe calms me down.”
“Your feet are freezing.”
“The dog takes up more of the bed than I do.”
“It’s lonely without you in the bed.”
“I’m not kidding, you really do snore.”
“Can I sleep with you tonight?”
“Apparently you’re a sleepwalker.”
“I don’t think we need anymore stuffed animals in the bed.”
“Can you make the bed today?”
“If you have a nightmare, I’m going to be right here for you.”
“I miss sleeping with you.”
“I love cuddling with you first thing in the morning.”
“You’re so beautiful when you’re just waking up.”
“Where are you going? It’s late.”
“Please come back to bed.”
Send me a 👩 for my muses mother to answer any question
Alternatively send me 👨 for the father to answer any question
send me a symbol and i will write a drabble about my muse from the point of view of…
FAMILY
♂ - … My muse’s father ♀ - … My muse’s mother ⚥ - … My muse’s sibling ❦ - … My muse’s child ❤ - … My muse’s significant other ¿ - … A member of my muse’s extended family
FRIENDS
✰ - … My muse’s best friend ✦ - … Someone my muse admires ✧ - … Someone who admires my muse ✐ - … My muse’s favorite coworker/classmate ← - … My muse’s childhood friend ⌚ - … A friend my muse has not met yet
OTHERS
✉ - … My muse’s neighbor ✍ - … My muse’s boss ☼ - … Someone my muse sees every day ✈ - … Someone my muse commutes with ✂ - … Someone who dislikes my muse ↥ - … Someone who is attracted to my muse
SELF
♡ - … My muse’s younger self ♥ - … My muse’s older self ✘ - … An AU version of my muse ✿ - … My muse on a good day ♠ - … My muse on a bad day ✞ - Any version of my muse (asker specifies)
Parent my muse! Be a mom or dad.
Scold them, punish them, make them eat their vegetables, fuss over them, tuck them into bed + anything else that parents do !
My character is having a flashback and they feel they can’t breathe. Send your character’s response to seeing mine clutch their throat and gasping for air.
Send “👶” for our muses to... accidentally acquire a baby??
Valentine's day starters! (SFW)
“Hey I got you some chocolate.” “Where’d you like to go to dinner tonight?” “No gifts. I mean it this time.” “You know I’m going to get you a gift anyway.” “Let’s just stay in tonight.” “What’s your favorite movie?” “Candies and dinner. Got it.” “Here, put this on. Dinner’s at eight.” “Let’s just roll around in the snow instead.” “My friend wants to double date. On Valentine’s day.“ “I made breakfast. That we can eat in bed. Hell yeah.” “It was the last box of chocolates.” “I know we’re friends but I need to look like I’m with someone… You in?” “I got reservations at the _________.” “What movie do you want to see?” “I got all of your favorite things.”