can u not

my mom still drives me to school.

[tfwclaire]

@xaviers: drunk people asking for Apple juice

@xaviers: children pls control yourselves

@clairestfu: @xaviers u know some of us r only allowed to drink apple juice

@clairestfu: @xaviers stop the hate

[alice--cress]

Does anyone have some good horror movie suggestions? I’m in the mood for something scary. But let’s stay away from slasher stuff, shall we? Let’s be honest, it’d be in bad taste. Plus I’ve probably seen it all.

[tfwclaire]

You could literally just walk outside.

[tfwclaire]

@vanniromano: is it appropriate to be crushing on a male celebrity? because i believe i am. @hashtag ashton irwin

@clairestfu: @vanniromano no same we all have a crush on him just embrace it boo

[tfwclaire]

do you also play cat?

raven symone voice yep thats me

[ryanvause-deactivated20140806]

My mama was like that before she passed. She always said, “ah Gio, you do not stay out! Bad people out there!” and I would laugh. She still tied my shoe lines until I was being sixteen. 

[tfwclaire]

I didn't know how to tie my shoe until I was 14. My mom always bought me cute little slip-ons.

[modern-day-goddess]

No. You have to do it again! We can create an experiment out of it and everything. We can try out a bunch of different kinds of butterflies and then choose which is best.

[tfwclaire]

Bruh. I'm not eating a butterfly again, sorry. You're on your own.

[fymatthew-blog]

Go hard or go home?

[tfwclaire]

I should've gone home.

[jfcsabrinaa-deactivated20160102]

How did it taste?

[tfwclaire]

Really gross, actually.

[modern-day-goddess]

A Rhopalcera, y’know the scientifc name for Butterflies. You didn’t answer though! How did it taste!?

[tfwclaire]

It tasted weird? Definitely not something I would do again.

[ryanvause-deactivated20140806]

I am nineteen. It is a wonderful age. How old are you being? 

[tfwclaire]

You're nineteen and you don't-- nevermind. I'm eighteen, but don't be fooled. My mom still won't let me out past 10.

[modern-day-goddess]

Why would you eat a Rhopalcera? How did it taste? Was it juicy or dry? Sour or sweet?

[tfwclaire]

A what?

[jfcsabrinaa-deactivated20160102]

How the hell did you do that?

[tfwclaire]

I don't really remember, honestly. It kind of just happened.

[fymatthew-blog]

—- You ate a butterfly.

[tfwclaire]

....It was a dare.

[fyieliza-deactivated20141227]

You ate a butterfly?

[tfwclaire]

Y....es. Not one of my best moments, I'll admit.

[jfcsabrinaa-deactivated20160102]

You did what?

[tfwclaire]

I...ate a butterfly. 

[tfwclaire]

Remember when I ate a butterfly? Good times.

[ryanvause-deactivated20140806]

Someone told me that they wanted to um, be teabagging me to make me be quiet. What is this? Is it uh, to be hitting me with a tea bag? Is this being a British thing? 

[ryanvause-deactivated20140806]

[tfwclaire]

How old are you?