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bye everyone!

i hope i do this right

use my spatula again, motherfucker

i dare you

newspaper delivery

5am, chilling downstairs in my living room. hear a grunt from outside and a fucking loud thud as something hits my front door with considerable force. rush to kitchen, grab knife to defend against home invasion. then I remember

every time

never change

my mind is moving at the speed of light*, but my body is stuck

*maybe even faster

resisting the urge to cry is like holding back an orgasm

shampooplanets

Amra Cerkezovic

You're a pretty special person, the world needs more people like you

holy fuck this textbook is 500 pages long

they all seem to be relevant

learn entire semester of a subject in one night

challenge accepted.

ECONOMICS

i thought we were friends ):

putonallyourclothes

Ok enough with this small talk. We're just wasting both our time acting like we are enjoying this. I can't hold it in any longer. I started off by declothing you in my mind, then we proceeded to kissing slowly moving down to each other's private areas. You were getting pretty heated at this point I don't know if you were thinking straight but you told me to hog tie you to the bed and punish you and you also said to grab the army men out of the game closet, needless to say I obliged. This is where it got a little weird. I asked you where you wanted it and you said," Blow in my belly button, trudge through it with the army men and act out the D-day invasion." Now I'm sitting here with my penis in hand curious to what that might be like. So if you're down to put our own spin on this momentous historical event I can swing by Toys"R"Us on the way over. Are we going to pound this thing out or are you going to let my Womb Warriors die another meaningless death at the hands of my fap sock?

#thick #tight #juicy

FUCK the early drafters of legislation

intentionally avoided using punctuation on the basis that it was unnecessary.

FUCK trying to understand 4+ lines of convoluted comma-less bullshit.

#cunts #fuck #legislation #punctuation

sleep or sunrise?