I Will Prick Holes In Your Condoms

[ssambles]

The sound that flip flops make is just me beatin my meat

it’s been a long time since I’ve heard from the likes of you. I missed it

[thaddywhatthatgauntletdo6969]

Bitch I came on here to troll you, not to fucking cry 😭

[deku--for--discourse]

In light of recent events I want to say that islamophobia has no place in our society.

If you’re against Muslims then get off of my blog, I don’t want you here.

[supermegahijabi]

Know their names and their stories.

[supermegahijabi]

[supermegahijabi]

If mainstream media won’t share their stories, we will.

[thaddywhatthatgauntletdo6969]

doot doot

DOOT DOOT MOTHERFUCKER

[thaddywhatthatgauntletdo6969]

Hi

HELLOOOO 👋

[thaddywhatthatgauntletdo6969]

doot doot

DOOOT DOOOT MOTHAFUCKA

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[thaddywhatthatgauntletdo6969]

This is beautiful

[thaddywhatthatgauntletdo6969]

Isn’t that that Daniel Bryant dude

[thaddywhatthatgauntletdo6969]

🤤🤤

Why does he look like a buff Draco Malfoy

[thaddywhatthatgauntletdo6969]

He was a cow all along

[thaddywhatthatgauntletdo6969]

[thaddywhatthatgauntletdo6969]

Who took a vid of me waking up

[thaddywhatthatgauntletdo6969]

Hawt

[thaddywhatthatgauntletdo6969]

I wanna fly into patrick Stewart’s forehead too

[thaddywhatthatgauntletdo6969]

Wanna taste thaddy ass 🤤🤮

Taste it

[thaddywhatthatgauntletdo6969]

I want to raw thaddy so bad 🤤

Do it

[thaddywhatthatgauntletdo6969]

My tiddies need thaddy mouth and my coochie need his thicc mcdicc

Idk how to even respond to that, your thaddy thirst has exceeded mine. Congrats, you may take the throne and crown.