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i may not be strong enough to bench press 200 lbs but i know a lot of ways to destroy people emotionally and lets face it that comes in handy way more often

hope-dont-leave

You are 18 years old, you do not have to be the same weight you were when you were 12

Lessons I’m trying to learn (via beschaedigung)

bruhita-deactivated20190224

why are people so afraid of touching worms lmao it just spaghetti but alive

romvnov

wow I’m so excited for Joss Whedon’s funeral scene in Civil War

2winpeaks

@ people who love hot weather why do u love sweating and being sticky and smelling bad

g-ayyee

Date someone who will

wake up at 4am just to listen to you talk about a bad dream you just had

tease you for little things just to apologize six million times when you act upset

be nervous to kiss you for the first time because they don’t want to fuck up

touch your butt

offer to buy you a book that you absolutely love, and insist when you tell them no

watch your favorite movies with you even if they don’t like them

let you give them too much information and just listen to you talk for hours

stay up until you fall asleep just because they want to talk to you

share your love for dogs

talk about animals with you for hours

make you laugh even if it’s 2:30am and you’re laying in bed crying because you sat there and over thought

reassure you that they care and will always be there for you

tell you that they think you’re cute when you get angry at a video game

laugh with you

claim to not know what you’re talking about just so they can watch as you struggle to explain it just to tell you they already know and just think you’re adorable

Most importantly, date someone who makes you happy.

hoodjab

I’m that person that sticks their hands in-between their thighs when they’re cold

bettychantel

Maybe it’s just in America, but it seems that if you’re passionate about something, it freaks people out. You’re considered bizarre or eccentric. To me, it just means you know who you are.

Tim Burton (via reduvia)

lesbianjoe

Okay but hear me out: bisexual Steve Rogers AND Peggy Carter

givemeunicorns

PEGGY EXPLAINING BISEXUALITY TO STEVE FOR THE FIRST TIME THOUGH. GENTLY AND LOVING TELLING HIM THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM, THAT HIS FEELINGS ARE VALID, AND REAL. STEVE LOOKING AT PEGGY AND KNOWING SHE GETS IT BECAUSE SHE’S THE SAME WAY. MY HEART. THE FEELINGS

kissingcullens

OR Steve, sitting next to Peggy’s bedside chatting in the nursing home maybe talking about his attempts at dating, and he hesitantly comes out about dating men (wondering if Peggy will understand) And Peggy’s eyes light up and she leans forward with a big smile ”Did I ever tell you about Angela?”

funniest-stuff

mielparaoshun

I wish this was longer

perks-of-being-chinese

OH MY GOD

theejamaicanbeauty

Teach them while they’re young…

thunderoni

THESE PANELS ARE MY HOME NOW THIS IS WHERE I WILL LIVE OUT MY YEARS AND JOURNEY THROUGH MY DAYS RIGHT THERE IN THAT MESH

sashayed

#CROP TOP CAP!!!!!!!!!! #CAP TOP CROP #CROP CAP TOP #CRAP TOP COP #TROP CAT SPOCK teenwitched

sandandglass

just-shower-thoughts

If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.

thelittlertiddy-deactivated2018

You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.

prokopetz

Y’know, the story straight-up tells us why Mama Bear and Papa Bear sleep in separate beds: they have very different needs in terms of mattress firmness, and those fancy responsive mattresses that can be soft on one half and firm on the other hadn’t been invented yet. There’s no shame in valuing your spinal health.

wombatking

The fact that they’re secure enough to admit that they’re better off in separate beds probably indicates that they have a very healthy relationship built on a foundation of mutual love and respect.