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[thadswater]

The 2016 psat is over now and I feel replaced #teamthadforever

[milkshakesphear]

HAHAHAHHAHA I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAD

[thadswater]

if thad is gone then who will buy me??? :(

[thadswater]

The 2016 psat is over now and I feel replaced #teamthadforever

[2k16psat]

Thad is bae

[thadswater]

I'm the water

[thadswater]

You now are married to Thad

You: Thad can you go get the groceries?

Thad: Ye babe

*2 hours later*

You: THAD WHAT THE FUCK, Why DID YOU BUY 17 SANDWICHES, 21 BOTTLES OF WATER, 25 COOKIES, AND 4 FUCKING SALADS

Thad: Because why not bae ;)

[thadswater]

thad, at a farmer's market: $45 for cookies and water??

thad: that value and social interaction tho.......

[lovelywistfulmelody]

What they say and what they mean.

What  Thad says: I’m gonna buy some snacks What he means: I’m gonna spend  $45 on 21 water bottles and 25 cookies

What Papa says: I’m fine what he means: THAT’S SEDITIOUS

What the wolf pup says: I’m fine What it means: I don’t know how to solve the rope challenge bc idk how to make eye contact

What the triceratops says: I’m the best What it means: The Texas longhorn of dinosaur’s horns are better than mine and i’m not the most famous dinosaur cause all these kis keep making memes of  big nose horn face why they no love me

What the Spanish moss says: I’m fine what it means: I’m neither spanish nor moss my existence is a lie

What they say: NO CHANGE What they mean: DELETE UNDERLINED PORTION

What Herminia says: okay i won’t publish anything else What she means: lol fuck you i’m a rebel

What bae says: come over What bae means: i’m  more verdent and wet than the mississipi delta

What they say: All problems can be done without a calculator. What they mean: We’re totally screwing you over haha good luck figuring this out

What the College Board says:  Do not discuss test questions or or post  about the psat online. What we do: lol fuck you  *makes psat memes*

[princessgothertitleback]

I need a sugar Thaddy to spend $45 on water and cookies for me

[thadswater]

herminia: I didnt publish those poems

papá: ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ

[helloimthedoctor10]

Why is it that the college board can create all these really hard exams, but they can’t come up with a better name than Thad?

[dirtypsatconfessions]

After 21 water bottles

Thad only thirsts

for revenge

[dirtypsatconfessions]

young man

set la patria free

i said young man

AMERICAN SLAVERY

[dirtypsatconfessions]

What does Thad look like to you? this is important information please answer this

[speedcrumpets]

When Thad comes in clutch at the business meetings

[thadswater]

You (raising your voice slightly): do you guys want any cookies?

Thad (at full volume): I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR COOKIES

[thadswater]

date with Thad

Thad: this place is great. I'll order for you

me: k

Thad: 2467 sandwiches 3456 cookies 9875 water bottles

[thadswater]

thad, at a farmer's market: $45 for cookies and water??

thad: that value and social interaction tho.......

[corn-spoon]

#TeachThadBudgeting2k15