netflix and no chill

I'm Serena. //this is personal// I'm always up for talking :)

[im-weird-okay-spoons]

Me: I'll just lay down for a couple of minutes and then I'll start studying

Narrator: she knew very well she was not getting up again for the next five hours

[ladygwyndolin]

[highreevecain-deactivated202502]

[hillary-for-president2016-blog]

I… guess I couldn’t resist?

[parrisblood]

Shut up

[jennytrout]

Who plays the ukulele?

TRICK QUESTION THEY ALL PLAY THE UKULELE 

[onegirlintheback]

I don’t know why but like I really want Clinton to be the drummer.

“They told me girls can’t be drummers. I said fuck'em.”

[surprisebitch]

Clinton - drums and vocals

Obama - vocals and guitar

Kane - bass

Bernard - keyboards

then yeah, when a ukulele has to be played, one of them will play it. they can also play the banjo

[sdawgggg]

WHAT ABOUT BIDEN

[surprisebitch]

yup

[babeimgonnaleaveu]

“Be comfortable”. That’s my motto up where I come from.

Marlon Brando in A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)

[karl-shakur]

Just wanted to let you guys know that I’m in a really good place. I’ve never been happier and content. Plus my friend just got a new kitty.

My life is complete

[karl-shakur]

I am absolutely dumbfounded. I’ve been on Tumblr for about 6 years and i’ve been producing original content for the past two years straight and nothing on this website has surprised me more than here post. In case you’re new here  ( you probably are; my follower count almost doubled thanks to this post lol) I specialize in landscape photography with the occasional dispense of good vibes. 

I’ve taken pictures like this

Traveled to places like this

stayed up all night studying the milky way like this

Dabbled in mind bending creativity like this

Even visited different countries like Italy

But none of my posts have ever been as successful as this selfie with a cat

Conclusion; The internet is a weird place and every body definitely needs more kitties in their life. Feel free to check out my original photography and shoot me a question if you want anything answered. 

Have an absolutely beautiful day everyone :)

[anarchapella]

That’s because your smile in that selfie outshines the Galaxy (the kitten is cute too)

[assindeto-deactivated20140621]

take me to art museums and make out with me

[cornputer]

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

[etherialism]

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

[cheeze225]

I agree with both these statements immensely.

[thebeardedsith-deactivated20240]

I totally had to do the thing

[surreelust]

Cinq Personnages Surréalistes: Femmes à Tête de Fleurs, Femme à Tiroirs (Évocation du Jugement de Paris) by Salvador Dali (1937)

[coldmackerel-deactivated2023110]

me as a lawyer

[sappling]

no one is texting me back rn so im just up n losing my damn mind like

[kumagawa]

[youdontneedtofollowme]

British Privilege, Entitlement & Exceptionalism in one photo.

[emmanuelnegro]

The whole problem, in one simple image.

[sarah531-deactivated20180901]

This country sucks so much right now.

[lesbianshepard]

my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone like “yeah. im not fucking your wives” and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were like “are you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.” so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens

[autieblesam-deactivated20190506]

Yeah, this isn’t some Greek myth story about a hero or demigod or something, Agnodice was a real person who actually did this.

[thishazeleyeddemon]

jynnislorg

[soul-likethesea]

Another amazing woman from history.

[missboston1399]

My annoying landlord

I pay this bitch $1800 every fucking month and all she do is complain about is “making too much noise walking around” so I brought a dog whistle and blow it all hours of the day & night now I complain how much her dog barks and keep me up

[tarynel]

That is the ultimate petty move and I applaud you

[fonzworthcutlass]

This is great.

[4838385854948383885848383-deact]

get you a man that can do both

[tastefullyoffensive]

[internetslug-archive-deactivate]

a centaur that’s half horse, half centaur