thalia laughs

jules /// she, her, hers

[wakingfromthewater]

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

[artistic-octopus]

[wordswithkittywitch]

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

[totally-not-an-al1en]

[berryjellymilk]

[idionymon-deactivated20191001]

mutuals do this

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[bloodynosebitch]

sports bra and boxers can be lingerie if you're enlightened and impure of heart

[skygenders]

I spread pro glasses propaganda. Glasses are hot. Glasses are cool. Glasses will help you see boobs.

[ccarl-deactivated20171114]

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[briannyssey]

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

[briannyssey]

🥺🥺

[classycookiexo]

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[kikmessenger]

skips a stone over a few posts

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[64mpg]

something is going to have to go well soon. this is a threat

[sacredcitycenter]

It’s a dog eat dog world but I’m the dove on the branch watching

[cryptotheism]

Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper

[cryptotheism]

Bro called himself bohemian with zero joie de vivre

[acornfaerie]

i want to curl up inside a soft rose and fall asleep for a while

[softwaring]

[herpsandbirds]

"Another world is not only possible, she is on her way. Maybe many of us won't be here to greet her, but on a quiet day, if I listen very carefully, I can hear her breathing."

Arundhati Roy

[lesbianshepard]

One of the guys I worked with told us a story about how, when they were doing archaeology surveys in the woods they ran into a bigfoot hunter. Bigfoot guy asked if they had seen signs of bigfoot, and he was like "Sorry, nothing like that. We're archaeologists, so we're looking for human stuff." and the bigfoot guy was like "Oh! I saw some Native American cairns on my way out here. I can give you a general location." and when he was like "Yeah dude, that'd be sick. We're actually looking to document those." the bigfoot guy was like "Yeah, they looked pretty cool. I didn't touch them though, because Native Americans built them, not bigfoot."