Unbetitelt

[annemarieyeretzian]

[helpimanspnfan]

I didn’t think this scene could get any better…

But then it DID! 

God bless the spn bloopers!

[thewetorchid]

Forbidden Fruit 🥀

My mans roommate was someone that i just couldn’t avoid, no matter what i did...

On Friday’s we all usually went out for drinks or stayed in. Sometimes i would catch him staring at me & tbh sometimes i would stare back but quickly switch my gaze. This night was a little different. We went out, had fun and headed home. My man was done for. He passed out in our room. I went and hopped in the shower. Now his room isn’t close to ours but it’s close to the kitchen & i thought he was still out, because he left out when we got in. I showered, stayed in there for like 25mins and got out. Hit the blunt that was on the ledge and left the bathroom. I went to the kitchen to get a drink and there he was walking through the back door. I get him looking at me through the reflection of the door as i got myself a drink. “Did y’all have fun tonight?” He asked me “yea, we did... he’s slumped” he laughed & said “i bet” & looked me up & down. My towel was wrapped around me pretty tight so i knew it wouldn’t fall down. He walks up behind me and slides his hand up my towel and places his hand on my thigh and presses his self up against me. I dropped my cup and gasp . I closed the fridge and removed his hand as i was turning around. “Don’t” i said to him. He leaned in & kissed me while sliding his hand up my towel again placing it on my ass and gripping it. I let out a small moan and pushed up against him. I kissed him back, i wanted to stop him but i also wanted this with him. He grips my ass tighter and slips his hand under my ass, caressing my orchid. Man was it flooded. He lifted me up and i wrapped my legs around him as he played with my opening. Grinding against him and kissing him he plays with my orchid some more and i climax on his fingers. He taste my sweetness and smiled. He sits me on the counter and unwraps my towel. Takes one breast into his hand and the other in his mouth. Swirling his tongue around my nipples he uses his fingers again to play with my opening. I spread my legs wider. Kissing him harder and moaning i hear him unzip his pants. He slides his thickness inside of me and starts fuckin me. “OH MY GAWD” i cry out loud as his thickness is filling me up. He’s gripping my ass and stroking me passionately and roughly. I hear his grunts get louder as my moans get louder. He starts licking my nipples some more while stroking me to my climax. I let out a loud moan as my eyes rolled to the back of my head. He pulls out and starts licking my opening. He lifts my ass up and starts tongue fuckin me and slips a finger in me. Oh my his lips are going in right now. I grip the back of his head and shoved it down, he uses his fingers to spread my lips and to suck & lick on my pedal. Moaning uncontrollably i climaxed all over his mouth. WOW, my own dude doesn’t even please me like this i thought to my self. He comes back up and sticks his thickness inside of me and starts thrusting and pumpin against me. I fuck him back and i hear him grunt in my ear so i move my hips faster against him and hold him tight. His thrust get faster and faster and i feel him thrust up in me real hard and fall against me. Damn... he even felt good cummin in me. I hopped off the counter and put his thickness in my mouth. Moving up and down on his shaft i start giving him the best throat he’ll ever have. I feel him grab the back of my head and hold it and fuck my face. He likes it sloppy i could tell. Turned me on even more. I use my hands wrap them around his thickness and move up and down with my mouth. I hear him grunting loud while gripping my head pushing his self deeper in my throat. His movements get faster at what I’m doing. He holds my head there and shoves his self down my throat and cum. I felt him shake and then release my head. I lick my lips and get up. “Damn girl u a freak” he say i laugh and say “so are you” picked up my towel, went back to the shower, brushed my teeth and went to bed..... i know it was wrong but damn that shit felt amazing.

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

today i was talking to my therapist about being upset that my dad wanted a daughter and she told me 'your father is crying by a grave of his own making that has no corpse in it. you do not need to fill it for him and are not required to weep beside him' and I had to take a sip of water bc my mind stopped working for a moment

[dovewithscales]

Well said! I like this therapist.

This is a thing that happens. It’s common that parents in particular “mourn” the loss of the person they thought their child was. It’s common. That doesn’t mean it’s really acceptable or healthy.

They’re mourning a mask instead of embracing the person under it, and the fact that it seems to happen to most parents doesn’t change that putting their child through that is a failure as a parent.

You shouldn’t have to comfort your parents as they grieve the loss of the person they allowed society to force you to pretend to be. They should act like parents and support you fully and unconditionally from moment one, and get their own damn therapist to deal with their shit and not let you see it if necessary. You shouldn’t need to be the one going to a therapist to deal with their issues.

My mother’s a complicated mess of a human being and I have a lot to complain about there, but one thing she did absolutely right is that when I came out the first words out of her mouth were “I knew, I was just waiting for you to be ready to tell me, what do you want me to call you?” and an hour later she had me trying on her clothes that didn’t fit her anymore. She stumbles over pronouns but has never failed to correct herself and has never once acted like she was somehow the one suffering for me being trans.

I knew a trans man whose mother came to support group meetings with him, not because she needed support or education, but to make sure everyone there knew how a parent should treat them and could have her as an adopted parent. Her husband said to her once “I’m mourning my daughter” and she immediately responded “No you’re not. You never had a daughter. You had a son and you just didn’t see it. Get over yourself and support him.”

If you coming out is causing your parents any kind of pain, that’s a character flaw on their part, plain and simple, and it’s not your job to feel guilty about it.

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This fits so well with the image my parents want me to fit in without even trying to understand my own identity and my own values ...

[localadmin]

oh you like history? name everything that ever happened

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Nothingness and potatoes...

[thiscatiscomfortable]

This cat is uncomfortable with digital fur technology.

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Not just this cat ...

[perfectbabie]

a great concept: me but with a thigh gap.

[skinnycutie620]

fuck yeah..

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Yes!

[thineline-deactivated20190815]

"pEoPle wiTh ReStRiCTivE eaTing diSordErs sHouLD jUst EAt"

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People with depression should just smile

[starthinspo]

⭐

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Goal ❤️

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Let‘s just say four cigarettes replace a meal.

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[romethekid]

its pretty rude that the universe hasent given me a boyfriend yet…cowards

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Mood

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I just cried at a party - in a bathroom... thank you life -.-

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid 

[linda-belcher]

[shadio]

she gets it

[friend-called-boxcar]

who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was ‘mmmmmmmmmmmmilky…’

[skajador]

scientist: (gazing up at space)  scientist: ……….. it sure is a milky boy 

[freshfriedtrash]

NO

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

ASTRONOMERS ARE THE SHITTIEST EVER AT NAMING THINGS I KID YOU NOT.

When it came time to name the two theoretical particle types that might be dark matter THEY INTENTIONALLY CHOSE THE NAMES SO THAT THE ACRONYMS WOULD SPELL “WIMPS” AND “MACHOS” I SHIT YOU NOT

THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT NAMING ANYTHING

[braincoins]

I just listened to a talk by Neil deGrasse Tyson himself LAST NIGHT and he went on about this more than once.

“I’m walking down the street and I’m like ‘ooh pretty rock…’ and some Geologist is like ‘actually, that’s anorthosite feldspar’ and I’m like ‘Nevermind, I don’t want it anymore.’ Any biologists in the audience? [some clapping] Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. The most important molecule in the human body, what did you name it? It has NINE SYLLABLES and it’s so long that even YOU GUYS abbreviate it as ‘DNA’!

But astrophysicists and astronomers? No, man, we call it like we see it. Star made of neutrons? NEUTRON STAR. Small white star? WHITE DWARF. You know that big red spot on Jupiter? Know what we called it? JUPITER’S RED SPOT.”

[devil-in-red-deactivated2019010]

okay i’m glad you mentioned the biologist nonsense bc their naming methods are the bane of my existence

[gallusrostromegalus]

I see your astrophysicists-are-shit-at-names and raise you Marine-Biologists-Are-Fucking-Maniacs.

See this beautiful creature?

It’s a carnivorous deep-sea sponge that lives off of Easter Island and never sees the light of day, as it’s about 9000 feet down. Those delicate-looking orbs are covered in millions of tiny hooked spines, which latch onto anything unfortunate enough to bump into it, and hold it in place as it is digested alive by the sponge’s skin.  Amazing, beautiful and profoundly creepy.  They could have given it so many cool names.  Could have drawn on mythology (I think Scylla would have been an appropriate reference), the region it was found in, the textured skin, PHAGOCYTOSIS, anything!  

You wanna know what they called it?

PING-PONG TREE SPONGE.

Good job, marine biologists.

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Man, I just love scientists ...

[obliviatedramione]

FELTSON REUNITED

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I ship it!