Syd The Demon

I hyper fixate on the weirdest things ignore me.

[conclavevisualnovel]

Delectatio Morosa: A Conclave Visual Novel

We’re very excited to announce Delectatio Morosa: A Conclave Visual Novel coming soon in early March!

Play as Dean Thomas Cardinal Lawrence as he prepares for an All Saints’ Day Celebration at the Vatican, and try to manage his fellow Curia members too!

[xsluggirlx]

[the-bedheaded-league]

So many modern detectives have tried to emulate Sherlock Holmes, and none of them have even come CLOSE to touching Benoit Blanc. That man is Holmes' true spiritual successor. He's a silly little guy. He's gay. He's a drama queen. He has impeccable fashion sense. He loves music. He works with the cops but refuses to work for them. His voice is both goofy and incredibly fun to listen to. He sucks at playing Clue and Among Us. He mopes in the bathtub for weeks when he doesn't have a case. He loves hanging out with The Girls but gets incredibly uncomfortable when women flirt with him. The only reason he can afford his gorgeous downtown apartment is because his husband works a real job.* The only thing he hates more than Rich Assholes are Stupid Rich Assholes. He solved a double (attempted triple) homicide and the thing that made him most upset was plagiarism. He supports women's rights and women's wrongs. He refuses to break the law himself but actively encourages his client to commit arson.

And, most importantly, he and Holmes would fucking love each other. If most of the modern day detectives inspired by Holmes ever met him, he would probably want to kill them with hammers, but he and Blanc would probably end up being penpals and sending each other newspaper clippings about crime or some shit. And I can absolutely envision a teenage Blanc reading the Holmes stories and being like, "Wait, being a silly little gay private detective is a viable career option? Well, I guess I've finally found my calling in life."

Anyway I love the Benoit Blanc movies and I hope they make a million of them

*confirmed by Rian Johnson

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

I feel like Holmes would love Blanc, but loaatthheee Shawn Spencer because of his Psychic antics.

Meanwhile, Blanc would lovvveeee Shawn. They'd kiki together and he'd ask to be Magic Head and delight in the silly nicknames

[ninesposting]

I’m not sure what my comfort people/characters say about me and honestly I don’t think I want to know

[littlemissemeritus]

me: im bored

tobias forge: heres 18 years worth of lore about my ocs

me: im no longer bored!

[pixiekeii]

HELP SHE FUCKING EXPLODED HIM

[that-demon-syd]

Swiss one day comes running down the ministry halls to the ghoul chambers.

*Swiss slams open the door*

Swiss: What the fuck does a sesame plant look like?

Dew, with the phone privileges: Wait, hold on…

[that-demon-syd]

Primo: Red, +4 and Uno

Terzo: Fine, Pikachu, use thunderbolt!

Secondo: Fuck you, Go fish

Copia, shaking and almost crying with fear: What are game are we playing…😰

[that-demon-syd]

The ghouls just hanging around (hehe) on the tour bus:

Copia and Swiss come back from a suspiciously long “walk” with a large box

Swiss: what if we-

Copia: eh hypothetically-

Swiss: saw some rats out on the side of the road that were very delic-

Copia: very cute and brought them here?

All the ghouls stare at the both of them and then to the box for a while

Rain: Papa, what’s in the box?

Copia: mhm I think you know dear ghoul…

[that-demon-syd]

Have you ever been so bored that your mind juggles three hyper fixations at once? Is this normal?

Anyways I might start making incorrect quotes from random fandoms I’m in.

[callmelittlesanshine]

Please listen with the sound on and wait till the end

the beginning of See No Evil reminded me of the spinning rat meme and the spinning rat meme reminds me of Copia

[osiiiris]

Nobody: so, which are your favorite exact 11 seconds of all Papa Emeritus III's papacy?

Me, not a second of hesitation:

[thankstothe]

gay sex

[lis4cuddy]

i think they also should have kept this scene in the episode