Sly Crayfish (Procambarus versutus), family Cambaridae, Okaloosa County, Florida, USA
photographs by Seth Patterson
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Sly Crayfish (Procambarus versutus), family Cambaridae, Okaloosa County, Florida, USA
photographs by Seth Patterson
was speeding up this footage to make a gif, but the audio is fucking golden, so its staying a video
Having short hair really is just
I get up. I walk into the bathroom. I glance in the mirror. My hair is posed in a brand new, never-before-seen array that defies the laws of physics.
My supervisor keeps cutting off my sentences and while I could respectfully ask him to stop interrupting me during meetings, I hate him and his stupid misshapen head and my new tactic is to let him finish his sentence and then restart my sentence from the very beginning and keep doing that again and again until I get to the end of my sentence. This is not a mature or professional way to conduct oneself in a workplace but it is: Deeply Fucking Funny because he gets so impatient so fast
I'm not kidding like you can see him grit his teeth and you see this muscle twitch in his jaw and it is hysterical. He's so angry he wants me dead but strangling me at work would be way less professional than whatever juvenile bullshit I'm doing
I maintain this could be vaguely sexually interesting if he were hot but he isn't. I'm suffering worse than Christ over here
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What's the bothering?
It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.
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unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!
(warning: loud chirping throughout)
source: hellgate osprey cam
I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it
Destruction. Annihilation, even
bro u have to come thrifting with me dude not only is all the clothing ran through, its also priced the same as new clothes and they won't have shit that fits you well
Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama
Me when I’m done with my lunch break
you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.
lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.
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