The Gaps Between the Stories

Abby. 28. Chicago. Ask box is always open.

[lycanxbutch]

Me since the date

[xbox-nun]

[kabaks]

we really do always win

[ratfuck]

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

[ratfuck]

direct action

[t-nwo]

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

[ratfuck]

how about you eat my shit and hair

[brunhiddensmusings]

staying true to spirit

the OG of the vicious burn

[umm-whats-going-on]

Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

[do-you-have-a-flag]

here is a very good painting of Diógenes in his tub that i had the good fortune of actually seeing earlier this year

[0kkvlt]

[gnars-house]

I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.

[official-cisphobe]

Diogenes also attended many of Plato’s lessons, not because he was interested or even to debate him but he would bring food with him and purposefully eat obnoxiously loud

[i-aint-even-bovvered]

Diogenes was once drinking out of a cup, say a youth use his hands to drink from a stream, and immediately threw the cup away saying that he was a fool for making the act of drinking water more complicated than it should be

[dndaddyissues]

the DM: and then the reigning champion emerges from a cloud of dust. the four of you stare up at...

the players:

the DM: ...her...

the players:

[oddside]

I saw this, laughed, scrolled, then remembered that this literally actually happened in one of our sessions

[dndaddyissues]

SILENCE, LESBIAN....

[amygdalae]

I see a lot of folks talking about how stupid the PS5 looks…

but I for one am very excited to play with my Aperture Science Entertainment Rectangle

[skywitchmaja]

when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language

[blooming-conifers]

I was eating alone at a mexican restaurant once and a group of college kids were chatting over tortilla chips. There was some jabber and then..

“ ..we had to climb over the bob wire!”

“Dude, did you just say ‘bob wire’?”

“Yea man, that spiky shit!”

“You actually think it’s called bob wire? Like fucking Robert wire? You think it’s called Robert wire?”

“Well what the hell do you think it’s called?”

“It’s BARB wire you idiot! Like Barbara wire!”

*the third guy* “Oh my god. You guys. BARBED wire. Because the wire has barbs, it is BARBED.”

“Oohhhhh!”

“Fucking Robert and Barbara wire. Fuck you guys.”

[bisexualbaker]

Robert Wire/Barbara Wire OTP

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if 6 months of quarantine has proved nothing, it’s shown that the dad from The Shining was a weakass lil bitch

[xxredwoodxx]

to be fair, the mansion was sentient and slowly possessing him

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’ve spent 6 months in a studio apartment, the bitch can cope

[frogmp3]

europeans are so funny literally like “i can’t believe americans don’t have fresh bread” what the fuck are you talking about

[lasemis]

I can't believe americans think their store-bought sliced bread is real bread

[frogmp3]

there are bakeries in the united states LMAO i’m not going to argue with a motherfucker about bread

[tockthewatchdog]

“we were born wrong”

[singlikeabone]

"I'm thinking about going missing"

[romance-incubomp3-deactivated20]

Stardew Valley is wild cause it’s this fun wholesome little game where you raise animals and grow crops and get married but it also has monsters and dwarves and the mayor and rancher lady are secretly fucking and it’s heavily implied the shop owner’s daughter is actually an illegitimate child his wife had with the local wizard and there’s a note from your grandpa saying he’s gonna return from the grave and visit you on the dawn of your third year in the valley

[szbnahl]

Don’t forget that the country you’re in is being invaded by a much larger nation, one of your fellow townspeople has PTSD from being tortured in a POW camp and it’s causing him to lash out at his wife, one of the marriage candidates lives in an abusive household, another one is suicidally depressed, the mayor is using taxpayers’ money to build solid gold statues of himself while the infrastructure crumbles but everybody’s so disenfranchised with politics that nobody ever stands against him for election and, oh yes, the main plot of the game is that a supermarket is trying to destroy the town so that they can stripmine the local area.

[bizuriaaa]

Okay but this is probably the post that will make me buy this game like

What the fuck I thought it was just a farming sim

[artartissijam]

Also you can be gay

[fandomsallaroundme]

@valasania-the-pale

[tiernatobin]

men’s soccer: *panics about a closeted gay player*

women‘s soccer: *chooses which club team to play for based on which team their girlfriends are on*

[kouha]

Best customer I’ve ever had was when some rich white cape cod lady in a floor length fur coat came into my store and asked her daughters what sweated pants were and how to wear them and her daughters kept trying to explain what sweat pants were to her and she was completely and utterly flummoxed by them

[kouha]

She asked if sweat pants are bisexual and her daughter was like “unisex?” and she was like “sure”

[bendgineer]

a USWNT twitter thread for your enjoyment

(btw these are all REAL tweets)

[catchymemes]

[r4cs0]

That GIF is killing me

[tiktoks-we-like]

[bitch-a-la-mode]

She’s trying so hard not to laugh 😭

[younotme4]

1. Yellow hijab as blonde hair

2. No voice but you hear it

3. The handle struggle

4. Hijab & Shoulders

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sabotagedselfie]

This is the biggest attack on my character I have ever seen

[bitsandbobsandstuff]

@imhereforbvcky feeling this one in my soul.

[som3thingcr3ative]

I had to write two exclamation point sentences in a row in one text and I wanted to DIE!!!