The Captains Queer Corner

Hi! I'm Juniper! She/Her. I'm an adult. TERFs shot on sight.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

[yuriwinged]

can i be your fuckable loser

[hellasc-deactivated20260327]

Why would anyone wanna fuck a loser

[yuriwinged]

you understand nothing

[dampfnudeldove]

shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game

[animentality]

[boccher]

Its gonna make a shitstain like you miserable then to know i actively use opera gx on my phone cause i genuinely like it and it lets me organize things better and makes sense to my neurodivergent brain, but please keep being upset, it inspires me to keep doing it knowing that people like you cant help but whine and cry everytime merely think about it :3 you deserve nothing less hun.

urgh... my rage... it's. overflowing from my body! i can't contain it anymore!... what have you done! aaaagggggggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

...

...what have you done, indeed. it seems like you've unlocked a darker side of me. heheh. if only you knew the true extent of my power, you'd realise the world is in my clutches. you better watch out. for my special beam attack. bud.

[bourtange]

a common misconception is that a revolution is built by years of painstakingly raising class consciousness among the masses while at the same time building up a party capable of taking leadership during a revolutionary crisis. nothing could be further from the truth. a revolution is built by making social media posts calling for a general strike over and over until one day it just happens

[bontxt-deactivated20151125]

how do draw good

fill 14 sketch book

bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff

do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle

draw what make your heart do the smiley emote

member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time

d ont stress friend all is well

your art is hot like potato crisps

don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo

if they do

eat

them

[consultingcriminal-deactivated2]

this fucking post

i finally found it

[dingoskidneys]

Fish resemblance

[bogleech]

My face when I'm The, 44% OFF

[charl0ttan]

she neeted unemployedly down the stairs

[what-even-is-thiss]

I literally do not feel ashamed in the slightest for getting social services because the government is wasting half of my tax money on fighter jets like why should I feel guilty for getting free stuff when this country is keeping Boeing in business on purpose

And I don’t feel like brave despite the shame or anything like no I’m bragging about it and also I think everyone should get this. Like I get free prescriptions and free food man you wish you had that. Get mad at the guys not giving it to you, not me for getting it.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I fully advocate for bragging about any free stuff you get from the government and telling people they ought to get it too. Like hell yeah I’ll take free handouts and if you try to tell me I’m a leech on society I’m just gonna assume that you’re jealous. Also I think everyone ought to get this.

[definitely-not-an-alias]

Shame ought to be reserved for harmful things we do. Being ashamed of hurting someone makes sense. Needing help is not harmful.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Also getting free stuff is based everyone ought to get free stuff

[jekyllnvibes-deactivated2026032]

Not only should everyone get free stuff nothing should cost money in the first place : )

[zerozerozio]

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

[boimann]

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

[kit-husband]

every time a tgirl is convinced she has no worth beyond sex or kink an angel loses its wings

[nyancrimew]

normalize taking drugs just to fit in and make your friends think you're cool

[nyancrimew]

this is such an insane thing to post, what if a minor sees this and thinks it's real? no one on here even considers the risks of posting anymore

[ratfuck]

my job on the anarchist commune would be enforcing the socially agreed upon norms through the use of monopolized violence

[moreglitter]

STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don't have a stuffy nose

[paulgadzikowski]

Everyone who doesn't have a headache right now, stop right now for a moment and appreciate how good it is not to have a headache.

[gran-maul-seizure]

Appreciation moment for a complete and total lack of gastrointestinal ailments

[that-floof]

Appreciating that I'm not having any breathing trouble rn

[machine-unlearning]

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

[machine-unlearning]

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”