Welcome to my enclosure

Inside of me there are two wolves. They're both boys and they're kissing. He/They

[lilyflxwers]

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

[that-gremlin-there]

Please, the Count is my father, Dyscalculia. Call me Dyslexia.

[homunculus-argument]

Oh, to be granted the power to speak to animals for just like 38 seconds, so that I could tell this pebble-brained feathery fuckass that nobody is impressed that he started singing earlier than anybody else. There's no bird pussy available at 2 am. The dames can sense your desperation. Stop screaming for at least three more hours.

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

liking and reblogging your mutuals' posts

[crispys-corner]

For non-baseball watchers out there, Major League Baseball told these guys they couldn’t do that celebration and they just like didn’t listen and keep adding new elements to the thrust celebration

[theehorsepusssy]

[sunderwight]

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

[rahatlin]

@evilwizard are you in that?

[evilwizard]

i should sell this

[fuck-customers]

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

I absolutely failed at doing this:

[scramratz]

Being even mildly politically aware is hell. "Why is gas so high???" Bitch i outta smack you

[scramratz]

Idk I have so little patience for willfully ignorant people. You know the entire plot of Fruit Love Island or whatever the fuck but can't take an hour outta your day to look up why everything is falling apart around you? Embarrassing

[that-gremlin-there]

I know from encountering people who watch Fruit Love Island that if you asked them to watch and summarize an episode they could not, even with it fresh in their mind, tell you what the hell just happened. It's just shapes and colors with tits to them.

The next iteration could involve characters that are living keys arguing/making out while a gameshow host rattles the ring they're all attached to and the target audience is so far gone they wouldn't even realize they're being made fun of.

[empathviv]

people are always trying to humanize dracula and hes always trying to draculize humans

[homunculus-argument]

Concerning clowns and dignity

They have no kings, no gods, and no laws beyond what's fair and what's funny. They will respect you in their own way, but only on their own terms.

You cannot shame a clown in any way that matters.

You cannot silence the clowns in any way that matters.

The only way to offend a clown is to try to silence them.

Nobody has dignity unless the clowns allow it. If you don't like how they treat you as a friend, you won't like the way they treat you as a threat.

[that-gremlin-there]

Happy Pride Month to everyone, but especially to the bisexuals who feel like "pan" is a better fitting label, but stubbornly cling to "bi" because they don't want to look like they copied their cool pansexual friends or deal with the cookware jokes.

[prokopetz]

Level 1: The text supports a transgender reading of the protagonist.

Level 2: The text supports a transgender reading of the author.

Level 3: The text supports a transgender reading of the reader.

[that-gremlin-there]

I knew a guy who uses LLMs constantly, and he regularly asks them why his tummy hurts. No additional info provided. No meaningful answers found.

The same person asked an LLM for "egg recipes". The recipes were: omelette, fried egg, scrambled egg, boiled egg. Dazzling stuff. It recommended pairing the eggs with fruit for a healthy breakfast. He replied, "no fruit all fruit taste bitter to me".

I think of him every time I hear about a new data center proposal somewhere. They're building data centers in the hope that people who refuse to think will someday pay money to continue not thinking.

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[celestrious-deactivated20180915]

My Brother, My Brother, and Me but it’s an Oscar bait movie

[ohfortheloveofsatan]

I have zero words and way too many feels over a reel of out-of-contexts clips with inspirational music. I want someone to show a non-MBMBaMer this video and then the entire TV series and watch their face turn from excitement to horror as they realize they’ve been horribly misled.

[sexygaywizard]

Recently discovered that Dr Dre's "Keep Their Heads Ringin" matches up uncannily well with the Cardcaptor Sakura OP

[sexygaywizard]

Thank God It's Cardcaptor Sakura Friday