William Fisheye

Your local lawyer [ semi-selective rp blog ]

[that-guy-fisheye]

🐟🐠🐡

Fish kebab :)

[that-guy-fisheye]

any specific favorite fish species?

I'm a common guy who loves common fish! Hehe

But honestly... Any? I love all sea creatures the same ☺️

[that-guy-fisheye]

7777777 777

"JACKPOT! 🎰"

[that-guy-fisheye]

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! 🎉🎉🎉

[okinawasama]

[candygremlin]

"Hey Shed, you know what?"

@that-guy-fisheye

“ Yooo what’s Up Fisheye-

….

Let me guess…you need to talk to me…?

[that-guy-fisheye]

"Chicken butt!....

You was supposed to say 'what' 😓"

[that-guy-fisheye]

Fish Lawyer….! Some random Anon told me I was gay for you how silly is that…!

"Hi Shed. They just randomly called you 'gay'? Well that'll won't do! Very rude, tell them to screw themselves. If you're not gay of course."

[dr-flugs-journal]

Hey I like you don’t die please

-C

"H-huh? Should I be concerned about this ask? Does that mean something coming for me?... Is that a warning?!"

You hear a panic in his voice growing slowly.

"Huh... I... I guess it's time to write a will just in case... Or more like, rewrite it... Again... I need to contact a lawyer..."

[that-guy-fisheye]

"Did someone said 'lawyer'? 😏"

[arach-n-glitch]

"Nice to see you here, my sibs buddy! And your wonderful friend I didn't have pleasure to meet yet....! 😅"

[ He can't take it out of his mind how both of these... People? Reminding him of someone he don't want to remember. Calm down, Fisheye, this guys have nothing to do with your unfortunate lovelife. ]

@that-guy-fisheye 🐟

"Oh! Hello there, I didn't think I'd be seeing you again~"

Arach looks surprised and somewhat perturbed by Glitch's familiarity with the stranger. Twice as much by the fact that said stranger isn't reacting negatively to seeing the being. He rushes out a response.

"Why- I uh- I'm known as Arach. Has Glitch been bothering your sibling? Are you ok?"

[that-guy-fisheye]

"Bothering? No no! My sibling and Glitch here are buddies! 🤝 Which is very nice, Chip clearly need to have more friends... So sweet. And Glitch is a very funny person, mr. Arach! 😊"

[arach-n-glitch]

"Huh.. Is that so?" he squints at Glitch trying to figure him out while the other just stands there with an unchanging grin.

"Well yes of course! Good friends. And thank you dearly Mr. Fisheye~ How are you and your sibling doing?"

[that-guy-fisheye]

"Aww! We're doing great! Still waiting for a good moment to invite you somewhere for a little hangout. Friends of my sibling - my friends! 🌸" He's absolutely blooming with joy.

[arach-n-glitch]

"Nice to see you here, my sibs buddy! And your wonderful friend I didn't have pleasure to meet yet....! 😅"

[ He can't take it out of his mind how both of these... People? Reminding him of someone he don't want to remember. Calm down, Fisheye, this guys have nothing to do with your unfortunate lovelife. ]

@that-guy-fisheye 🐟

"Oh! Hello there, I didn't think I'd be seeing you again~"

Arach looks surprised and somewhat perturbed by Glitch's familiarity with the stranger. Twice as much by the fact that said stranger isn't reacting negatively to seeing the being. He rushes out a response.

"Why- I uh- I'm known as Arach. Has Glitch been bothering your sibling? Are you ok?"

[that-guy-fisheye]

"Bothering? No no! My sibling and Glitch here are buddies! 🤝 Which is very nice, Chip clearly need to have more friends... So sweet. And Glitch is a very funny person, mr. Arach! 😊"

[that-guy-fisheye]

What kind of lawyer are you?

"Hello! Oh this is shrimple 🦐 I'm a lawyer who love justice! Usually getting hired by kind mr Black Hat to make sure his clients get right treatment in court! Isn't he nice? I agree with his point of view! Even if you did something awful you still should be judged fair and square! 😌"

[ He thinks BHO are good guys... Genuenely. He's so silly... ]

[that-guy-fisheye]

“you're hiding something and i know it… you’re fishy- wait- THATS NOT A FISH PUN- I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!!! AGHH!!! WHATEVER FORGET IT FORGET IT FORGETIT!!!—“

"Hello, buddy! I have nothing to hide! The only thing I'm higing is my hairline! Heh! :)"

[arienai]

yuri shipping

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

update!

[yuridetector]

BEEP BEEP

[that-guy-fisheye]

"Is this that infamous 'shipping' you keep mentioning, Shed 🤨⛵️?"

@candygremlin

[huffylemon]

[aureatearthrodire]

SPEΛKING FROM EXPERIENCE: IT'S KIND OF BOTH. INHΛLE THROVGH MOVTH, EXHΛLE THROVGH GILLS.

[paesthethyc]

immediately that visual is so cool in my head

[chips-artquarium]

@that-guy-fisheye thoughts

[that-guy-fisheye]

"Ohhh! Well... This is one cool looking fish! I think fishes shouldn't be smoking weed in general but hypothetically.. In any way! They can do it whatever they want! You go fishy! 🐟😎🔥"

[that-guy-fisheye]

deadpan: woah,,,,. are you real or something my vast and unfathomable mind thought up ?

@ask-deadpan

"I am as real as one fisherman can be! Well.. Heh... Except my blong hair 💔 it's a wig. I love wigs.. But everything else is VERY real! 🐟👍"

[ask-deadpan]

OH i thought you were literal fish ! dunno why… no wonder strange entities like you so much. look at that wink ! you’re rizzy as heck !

[that-guy-fisheye]

"Hahahaha! Awww, thanks... I guess? @chips-artquarium What does "rizzy' means?... 🤨"

[that-guy-fisheye]

What’s it like having a hero for a sibling?

"What? A hero sibling? Awww. Yes, I do consider my little Chip Chip sib sib a little hero of mine. They're so brave after everything what happened to us..."

[He doesn't know...]

[nookling]