call me arbys bc i have The Meat

Faye / 20's / they/them just a librarian working for the magnus institute. definitely not a cannibal.

[excerpto]

[garlicbunny]

“ok lets do warm up sketch”

“oh..”

[chips1977]

Try not to cum in my labyrinth of terror

[0xeyedaisy]

Yeap. Playing evil sudoku

[boobcareer]

sorry i got heart pupils when you were mean and perverted to me

[senshibignaturals]

Gives you a prion disease that folds your proteins into perfect balloon dogs :)

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[lustcannibalism]

I have already died thrice by 1pm

[minormalady]

I am the surgeon & I am the patient & I am the technician handing over the scalpel & I am the scalpel & I am the pervert touching themselves in the corner

[deviantplum]

The biting will continue until morale improves. The biting will also continue after morale improves. The biting will continue, regardless of the state of morale. [biting noises]

[calebauer]

[corvodumpy]

I got a mental health wellness app and decided my first entry was going to be about a videogame I played that day

[corvoda]

No no no we can't make this a holiday I beg you

[corvodumpy]

ROXIE.

[evtrained]

[rnismatch]

Breaking News You Little Shitball: The DC Area Has Been Replaced With Meat And Its Your Fucking Fault

[magnetic-deflection]

fucking VOTE

[entities-of-posts]

The Flesh

[pup-jpg]

Everywhere is an erogenous zone if it hurts enough

[crabussy]

great

[yellow-cat]

parts

[fake-guns-blazing]

i wish i could reblog all the i hate sex posts because they’re terribly funny but unfortunately it’s just not true. i don’t hate sex. i’m literally thinking about it while i’m on the clock. on the clock? i wish i was on the. well. i shan’t say