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zyca

Here's some recent art, Barb included! I'm still kicking!

disquietiswhatitis

@stennnn06

ihearttoys

The guy used to be a news anchor in my area and he gave it up to make videos with his family.

budacub

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

jadedjinx13

Stop demonizing wolves.

Like seriously. Wolves we see in movies and media… Not how wolves behave. At all.

1. A lone wolf is cool, strong and, something to strive to be. FALSE.

Lone wolves have either lost, left or been pushed out of a pack. They are likely starving, lonely and/or looking for a new family or mate. Wolves are highly social and need companionship. They don’t want to be alone.

2. An alpha wolf is the biggest, baddest wolf in the pack who fights for their position. FALSE.

There are TWO Alpha wolves in a pack. They are mom and dad, the oldest and usually the smartest cause they have experienced the most. They are usually more timid and less likely to put themselves in danger because they are the only wolves in the pack that breed. If they die, the rest of the family will likely loose their way and eventually break apart.

Biggest wolves are usually the ‘betas’ who are children of the alphas (cause most everyone in the pack are puppies from mom and dad) and are generally more likely to investigate.

3. Wolves are brave and will hunt down intruders to there territory. FALSE.

Wolves are HUGE scaredy cats. They are naturally neophobic after about 6months to a year. Something new and different shows up in there territory, they are likely to avoid or keep their distance. They are NOT going to attack unless food or puppies are involved. They are great at communicating and you will know you need to back off long before you are in danger. This also means that no, that ‘wolf dog’ is not going to be a loyal and protective pet.

4. Wolves adopt. This is true.

Wolves are puppy crazy. Like they love puppies (for the most part) and its very common for packs to adopt puppies into their family. No issues with breeding cause, only mom and dad are allowed to do that. this is a way that puppies breed in captivity have been introduced to the wild, by being left near known nursing females and the pack will often come find them and bring them home. You want to known how much they love puppies? Wolves will give up their own meals to make sure puppies get fed first. Wolves can gorge themselves on up to 20lb of food and have been seen regurgitating for puppies and pregnant mothers.

Please stop demonizing wolves.

Like look at these idiots. I love them so much. Stand up too fast and you scary. That thing that touched the ground, its mine now. They want your shirt and you say no so they growl, tickle their tongue and they are just like WHY!? Trust a growling wolf way more than a dog any day. (All these guys live at a sanctuary for captive born and rescued wolves)

jenniferrpovey

One of the reasons why dogs were so easy to domesticate is because the structure of a wolf pack and the structure of a human family are so similar.

The “alpha wolf” myth is, also, toxic and harmful and used to support nasty stuff in human society.

A wolf pack is a family. It’s mom, dad, the kids who haven’t left home yet and are helping look after the younger kids.

Wild wolves are hard to observe because they hear us before we hear them and tend to slip away. I’ve had the great privilege of seeing a wild wolf precisely once in my life.

Oh, and you cannot mistake a wolf for A. a dog or B. a coyote.

I got to pretty much directly compare wolf and coyote.

In addition to being quite a bit smaller, coyotes tend to bounce and cover ground that way, their action is more elevated. They’re very upright.

Wolves move closer to the ground and tend to glide.

MAYBE you might mistake a stationary coyote for a wolf, but when they move the difference is quite stark.

Huskies look nothing like wolves…

ryn347

i want to pet a wolf SO BADLY

headspace-hotel

Humans about 30,000 years ago had the same thought! And here we are

afloweroutofstone

Tea party

fae court

Achievement Hunter Minecraft skins!

intosnarkness

Jurassic Park except they provide proper enrichment for the animals and they therefor don’t feel the need to hunt slow, small humans.

intosnarkness

“We stuffed this pumpkin full of live goats for the T. rex watch him try to get them out with his little fingers.”

intosnarkness

“Turns out the raptors are cage breakers, so we’ve gotten them a series of door handles to manipulate. Little guys just love it.”

tiger-in-the-flightdeck

"The Rexes are incredibly affectionate pack animals, so we were careful to breed multiples. Be sure to come during spring time to watch them go broody over anything even vaguely egg-shaped." "We put the Raptors through target training and now if they are bored, hungry, or just want a scratch under the chin they go to spot near the bars and ring a little bell for attention." "Imprinting after hatching was so common that we now have keepers under contract to care for the animals well into adulthood to prevent them from pining." "The Gallimimus turned out to be just giant Canada Geese, and so fear nothing. Their keeper regularly has to stop them from trying to attack fences, guests, feeding buckets, and the now traumatised pack of Ceratosaurs in the next paddock."

rannulfr

"We also fired Dr. Henry Wu."

nudityandnerdery

I have questions for OP either about how big they think a pumpkin is or about how small they think goats are.

intosnarkness

In a fictional genetic theme park, we play by Roger Rabbit rules. They’re however large they need to be to make my joke work.

nudityandnerdery

I respect that. Question withdrawn.

jooshthepunished-deactivated202

OP's joke was scientifically valid and I will not stand for anything less than everyone recognizing that.

intosnarkness

congratulations tumblr user @jooshcraft you are the sole person on this clown website for clowns to engage in the Pumpkin Discourse who has not straight up annoyed me. i declare you Pumpkin Monarch.

do not disappoint me.

illusory-torrent

Lindsay Jones (voice of Ruby Rose) uses they/them pronouns now. Proud of you, Lindsay!

july-19th-club

*tags butler but not with his first name bc i respect him enough to pretend i don't know what it is*

july-19th-club

twelve-year-old me during the beginning of book three as he’s lying there shot and trying to tell artemis that his first name is [redacted]:

july-19th-club

oh yes, [loud drawn-out sounds of trucks passing by outside the window] butler, one of my lifelong favorite fictional characters

thisuserusesthis

TUMBLR WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING ON THIS ABSOLUTELY BONKERS MATCH.COM COMMERCIAL FEATURING A LOVE STORY BEWTEEN SATAN AND THE PERSONIFICATION OF THE YEAR 2020????