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[that-one-guy-over-yonder]

Dude, I wish I knew about the unimaginable horrors beyond this universe. Like you can tell me, I promise I won’t freak out.

[writingdose]

being a writer means there are times where you don’t write anything for a week or so, and then there are times where you write 10,000 words in one day

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 33

Sans (Undertale)

Darius Deamonne (The Owl House)

Voting ended onJun 15

[that-one-guy-over-yonder]

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 13

Westley (The Princess Bride)

Michael Shelly (The Magnus Archives)

Voting ended onJun 8

Michael design by @mangozic

[that-one-guy-over-yonder]

Please, don’t let Michael lose this soon 🙏

[delecterble]

Maybe I’m too woke, but headcanoning Whitaker as a trans man and proceeding to feminize him with words like “twink”, or making him the bottom 95% of the time is suuuuuper odd.

Like obviously trans men can be feminine, but it’s like people in fandoms always make headcanoned trans male characters extremely feminine. Never do I ever hear of fics of trans Whitaker pounding Robby or Abbot, or doing anal, because y’all only see trans men for vaginas. Just make a fucking OC or self-insert.

[areyoudoingthis]

babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world

[that-one-guy-over-yonder]

The only difference between a Jonathan Sims or Elias Bouchard cosplay is an evil moustache.

[that-one-guy-over-yonder]

Gender

[that-one-guy-over-yonder]

Man I love tumblr, because I can just say whatever and nobody will ever see it.

[that-one-guy-over-yonder]

I need more wild and silly (but somehow the most devastating thing you ever read) crossovers

Like hell yeah put your favourite characters in the good place! Have them decide to go trough that final door, and where did it take them? The Boiling isles? Holy shit! Now they’ve joined a mission to defeat an evil emperor! After successfully defeating him they figure out how to make a portal that’ll take them back home, but something goes wrong. Where did they end up now? The Magnus institute! Great now they’re dealing with the apocalypse and gotta kill another evil bitch. Surprisingly they do, and yet again being in the midst of all the chaos, they’re transported again. Dropped right in the middle of weirdmageddon. Crazy Chaos again! Then, while trying to help stop another apocalypse, Bill Cypher snaps them out of existence! Transported through space and time they find themselves in the Tardis! They join the doctor and companion on another wacky adventure™, while the doctor figures out how to send them back to their proper reality. He makes a device that when they use it transports them into a bookshop, where they meet a man by the name A. Z. Fell, everything seems normal enough? Nope they’re dragged along again and end up facing off against the actual devil?? And then….

[that-one-guy-over-yonder]

Okay? But do YOUR Mii’s have the where & wear Lobotomii?

[shap3shifter-witch]

so i had another idea

alternative version if ya wanna get silly with it

[that-one-guy-over-yonder]

A little birdie told me there were problems at ao3. So time for me to partake in my favourite activity of scrolling trough tumblr. Evilly twisting my moustache, while watching everyone flock together as their world crumbles down around them.

[that-one-guy-over-yonder]

*accidentally moves the Furby*

Oh no

I’ve awakened the beast

I said oh no

On my flesh it will feast

[mentally-unstable-bagel]

Gonna write "from the library of Jurgen Leitner" inside the covers of all my old books before donating them to goodwill

[owl-s-personal-bs]

Sometimes I just giggle to myself about this

[that-one-guy-over-yonder]

When I’m talking about doorkeay people need to stop assuming I mean Michael Shelley and alive Gerry.

When I am in fact talking about Michael Distortion and, died and bound to a piece of paper Gerry