enjoy 2 bowls for breakfast

just a 22 year old stoner reblogging things that amuse me, enjoy yourself :)

[tripcontrol]

[rooby]

guys i found something revolutionary

[rooby]

i found the site where the arcades get their prizes 

it’s like the childhood holy grail you can get these 

 for 9 cents a piece

[rooby]

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

[rooby]

hey guyz guysz did you ever find yourself lost in the woods and lie. just. wish you brought 144 compasses?

[honted]

you’ve given me access to the worst kind of power

[kuttithevangu]

The Arctic Fox Research Center in Iceland put cameras in some bird colonies to see if foxes were stealing eggs/chicks

and turns out the foxes were UNJUSTLY ACCUSED

the culprits were horses

[pipistrellus]

HEY THIS IS BAD

[glumshoe]

My grandfather grew up on a farm in Kansas during the Dust Bowl. He and his brother shared a horse named Patches, which they rode to school each day. Despite being poor as shit and not having quite enough to feed their animals, his family noticed that this horse looked great. His coat was unusually glossy and beautiful all of a sudden - he looked healthier than they did. 

The mystery was solved when my grandfather went into the chicken coop to collect eggs, and saw Patches lifting the window cover, pushing his muzzle underneath the hens, and eating the eggs right out of their nests. 

[user274628-deactivated20210126]

Horses have been known to also eat meat.

http://thehorseaholic.com/the-forgotten-story-of-meat-eating-horses/

1) The BBC filmed horses eating fish on a beach of an English Island.

2) In Iceland pastured horses are provided, salted fish as a protein and mineral/salt supplement.

3) Horses have been known to consume raw meat and blood willingly in Arabia, New Zealand, and United States.

4) Lord Chamberlain of Bhutan confirmed that the 40 kings horses routinely received a special meal of Tiger fat and still feed their horses beef, and yak meat.

5) There was an American gelding in 1958 that routinely hunted and killed and even consumed small birds. He also repeatedly attacked humans. He was known as “Freight Train”.

6) Lisette a French mare, killed and consumed a Russian Officer during the Napoleonic Campaign.

[bring-us-back-light]

Horses are now literally the most terrifying shit what the f u c k

[mori-esque]

I love how that list goes “fish, fish, opportunistic and pre-prepared meat, small birds, A WHOLE RUSSIAN OFFICER”

[heartbeatemoji]

@babyfairy

[kingtcholla]

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

  SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

[kingtcholla]

NOW SHE ASKED IF HE WANTS TO GO FOR A WALK 

  SOMEONE HELP. 

[kingtcholla]

NO OLIVER, IGNORE ECHO. NO ONE IS HERE 

I PROMISE. 

[kingtcholla]

I’M 1000% DONE.

“OLI GO CAGE.” NO OLI 

  DON’T. 

GO. 

CAGE. 

[starsfallinreverie]

birds straight-up fuckin with other pets is my jam

[ithelpstodream]

Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson has a tiny puppy named Asterix and it’s amazing.

[princeofbellehair]

whoever did this, thank you.

[lepetitdragon]

[kilomonster]

I am all about this…

[optimysticals]

What makes this even better is the photo of him with his brothers:

[squeeful]

HOW THE FUCK IS HE THE SMALL ONE?!?!

[momma-cry]

He has a pom this is a wonderful post

[studentlifeproblems]

If you are a student Follow @studentlifeproblems​

[crrocs]

i love it when people compliment my pets 

[crrocs]

compliment her 

[dabbingdeku]

She looks pretty dead

[crrocs]

thanks

[over-sleep]

[loki-cat2]

today i learned fish can be dicks

[runwithskizzers]

i am laughing so hard that white fish is such a piece of shit and i love it

[runwithskizzers]

and you know punk/goth nemo is in there egging everything on just for anarchy’s sake 

[handmade-haven]

Animals appreciating warmth

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[salparadisewasright-deactivated]

[muffinsandmatriarchy]

The context behind this image is even fucking funnier imo. Dolphins will bonk this kind of puffer fish because when it puffs up it also release a toxin that’s normally deadly to other fish but just gives dolphins a mild high

[yo-its-matt]

That dolphin’s ripping a huge bonk

[that-one-kitten]

So i realized its been awhile since i posted a face pic, here ya go

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The most dangerous game is resting your eyes after you turned off the alarm clock in the morning

[that-one-kitten]

So i realized its been awhile since i posted a face pic, here ya go

[did-you-know]

There’s a company that specializes in designing high-security secret passageways and hidden doors, some of which can only be opened by playing the right piano keys or precisely arranging pieces on a chessboard. Source Source 2

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

*makes a phone call*

*walks around in circles*

[emeline-savage]

Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them.

[smushiguro]

Fucking stupid ass brain

[otherwindow]

Necromancers are just healers who don’t give up.

[obviousplant]

Amazing Cat Facts from the Obvious Plant magazine, which you can buy here