I am now in your bed. (Threat)

She/Her, 1998 I try to reblog what makes me happy.

[ratfuck]

horny

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[hhonchkrow234]

[hellboys]

BLADE dir. stephen norrington

[factbot]

Markiplier refused a dinner invitation from JFK’s White House. “Why that’s a hundred miles away,” he said. “That’s a long way to go just to eat.”

[cinnamonbnuy]

idk she might be a dog

might color this might not idk i got distracted :P

[girlgrimer]

How are my sweetie pees

[girlgrimer]

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

[sforzzz]

copper ii sulfate has no reason to be this blue. this shade of blue looks like it should only be a digital invention

[rabbitindisguise]

forbidden blue raspberry candy

[milf--adjacent]

[audioexorcisms]

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

[designerpets]

this is why commas are so

important 🤓

[audioexorcisms]

Where do you think the comma goes

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[sycamorality]

did you know you can rename everything on your pc

[rna-world]

trying this out for myself in order to bond with my compouter more I think

[sonyager]

[sycamorality]

did you know you can rename everything on your pc

i've been using computers since 2009 i know how computers work you people need to stop assuming people know nothing about computers. yes i know you can change icons. i just made this post because i wanted to make a silly post about my puter. so many of you people would be the least fun person at parties because of how you go "omgf youre so stupid wait until you learn about (thing)" like politely. shut the fuck up and start being nicer to strangers on the internet

have some fucking joy and whimsy and instead say "its so awesome people are learning about this"

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[molabuddy]

i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful

it looked like this

[saltedsour]

dw i got u i am obsessed.with this image

[molabuddy]

OGH MY GOD. YES THANK YOU THATS HIM

[aloyhh]

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[lavenderpilled]

showering is basically a magical girl transformation for the mentally ill