*insert something cool and hip with the kids*

No ❤️

[that-pan-witch]

Does it count as birdwatching if I keep track (and take pics) of the pigeons that live inside the supermarket I work at?

[that-pan-witch]

This is them, btw

[yesterdaysprint]

The Saint Paul Globe, Minnesota, June 2, 1904

[tolerateit]

the tumblr holiday checklist aka the only thing that gets me through the year:

ides of march ✅

oscars ✅

april fool's day ✅

neil banging out the tunes ✅

the perfect date (april 25th) ✅

it's gonna be may ✅

met gala ✅

star wars day ✅

dashcon ✅

sans sexyman-queen's death followed by immediate resurrection as trisha paytas' baby-dwd drama-day (september 8th) ✅

do you remember (september 21st) ✅

dancing pumpkin day ✅

mean girls day/fma day ✅

the skeleton war ✅

november 5th ✅

please it's christmas (it's december 10th) ✅

[ambertea]

I did that job once.

[pepsimayo]

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

[wilhelmloverera]

Alex:

Henry:

[sincenewyorks]

and it’s one of the most cinematic moments in queer cinema

[smuchshypush]

[that-pan-witch]

If you look up smitten on the dictionary you find this gif set

[matthias-the-tulip]

fellas is it gay to look at your sworn enemy like this?

[that-pan-witch]

Nah, it's bi

[inverse-galatea]

i'm so glad i've lived long enough to hear uma thurman say the word "bottoming"

[that-pan-witch]

ESPECIALLY WITH THE ACCENT 😍😍😍😍

[offonaherosjourney]

Actually, there is a Gay Agenda and it's extremely packed for the summer

[floofybitch]

https://fb.watch/mjDHL25iin/?mibextid=Nif5oz

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

#rolling like a hot dog on the ocean floor#a state we can all aspire to

it is gorgeous

[saebaragi]

i love you all. seriously.

[chalkbird]

hey. howl's moving mojo dojo casa house

[actualmermaid]

What Women Want, according to the first 10 minutes of The Old Guard:

- cool sunglasses

- to be called “boss”

- big snuggly hugs from guys who are not romantically interested in you

- baklava

- an axe

[ardatli]

I see no lies here. 

[robotmango]

what women want, according to the last ten minutes of the old guard:

- more women friends in the gang

- painkillers

- assistance murdering pharmaceutical executives

[zombeesknees]

#once again: no lies detected

[skodasforge]

Yes we need more chaste twee baby gay romances like heartstopper and yes we also need more shows where men fuck raw to express their love for one another like Élite and yes we need more toxic gays having hate sex like Interview with the Vampire and yes we need more incidental gay characters like the dads in cartoons like Owl House.

It's not a competition! It's a hoard and I'm like a gay little Smaug.

[markv5]

[that-pan-witch]

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a cat that takes a shit every morning at 6.50

[that-pan-witch]

Here she is, stinky lady 🩵🩵