Triple A: Anti August Alliance

Adult - Random stuff

[bees-reads]

Much like the rest of the fandom I am obsessed with the nickname Shanebug. Thank you to whoever created it, I love you!

I like to think that Shane was given the nickname by David. When he was a toddler Shane was obsessed with any and every type of bug. He’d make David and Yuna take him in the garden all the time to dig for worms or look at the flowers to see if there were any bees. But his absolute favourite were ladybugs leading David to coin the nickname Shanebug.

Obviously once hockey took over his life Shane kind of forgot about his bug obsession. But once he gets settled living in Ottawa with Ilya he starts to pick it back up.

When Shane and Ilya went round to his parents for dinner he offhandedly mentioned that he was planning on adding some plants to the garden so more insects and bugs would visit. And David goes suddenly silent and starts to get teary.

David: Oh Shanebug is back

Ilya: Shanebug, what is a Shanebug?

This leads to Yuna getting out all Shane’s toddler pictures showcasing him holding a ladybug in his hands, him covered in mud pointing at a worm with the biggest grin on his face and him cross eyed as a butterfly lands on his nose. Ilya’s favourite though is a photo of Shane dressed up as a ladybug for his third birthday, antennas and all, that he gushes over.

Ilya is so besotted by the idea of Shanebug that he orders a gazillion different types of flowers and plants to give his husband the bug haven of his dreams (just as long as there are no spiders).

[pxssionate-intensity]

Ilya and Shane, on top of being The Lovebirds Of All Time, are best fucking friends.

Shane is the #1 person Ilya gossips with. Since Shane isn’t the best on picking up subtext, all of the drama Ilya has to share is a complete surprise to him. Which makes him both the most entertained by the gossip and the most entertaining gossip partner.

Shane has an extremely dry sense of humor, and in public he’ll whisper deadpan commentary into Ilya’s ear while Ilya tries not to cry laughing.

Ilya has a very dark sense of humor that makes most people who hear it uncomfortable, but not Shane. Shane thinks it’s absolutely hilarious every time.

Ilya and Shane love to sit in the same room, do separate activities, and barely speak to each other. Shane will read a book while Ilya plays a video game, and one of them will have their feet in the other’s lap.

While everyone in the league thinks Ilya is a huge asshole, Shane thinks he’s hilarious. In fact, Shane usually agrees with Ilya’s chirps and will not defend anyone against them.

I just love the idea that they’re absolute best friends.

[jewelcoatfish]

thinking about ilya’s muffled cry into shane’s shoulder. it’s his favourite place to cry because he doesn’t have to look at shane or it would be too much but he can still feel shane and shane is still wrapped around him and it’s quiet in the crook of his neck and there’s only shane’s voice slowly going “it’s okay baby, i’ve got you, you’re okay” and his hands rhythmically pat ilya’s back and the warmth and safety of it drives ilya to sleep sometimes

and when he wakes up shane has 2 spoons that’s been in the fridge for him to cool his swollen eyes and soft kisses all over

[hollanov248108]

In love with the idea of Ilya sitting Rose down like she did with Shane and him being like “lesbian 🫵🏻” and then the next time Ilya, Shane, and Rose hang out, she’s telling them how she can’t believe she didn’t realize she was gay and that all of the gay men she’s dated should have been a clue, etc. and Ilya looks her dead in the eyes and goes “not so gay you couldn’t fuck Shane Hollander”

[jewelcoatfish]

rose “babe no one is too gay or straight to fuck shane hollander. ask ANY hockey player.” and now ilya’s pissed again

[wilhelmloverera]

Always remember this is a Hollanov Love Account - if you hate Shane or Ilya, yall dont belong here

[hrsocials]

.ninety: longass stan intermission

[thisfeebleheart]

the way Shane looks at Ilya in Tampa insp. by @immovabletype's tags:

[shanehollandergirl]

ILYAWEEK DAY 3, favorite quote: heated rivalry, chapter 27

[firstprinced]

pretty boy in loveee

[iero]

Ilya Rozanov week: Day one Favorite moment(s): Letting himself be a kid again around the people he loves ♥︎

HEATED RIVALRY (2025 -)

[thisfeebleheart]

when Shane takes over and arranges Ilya legs...

[clytemnestraaa]

ok sorry to be clear. the REASON that i love irina haunting the narrative, and the reason i am so obsessed with her death, is not because i love when women die. it’s because it is the opposite, i want women to exist as more than aspects of male characters storylines. and when women are already canonically dead the haunting is really the only way they can do that.

[prigorie]

hollanov met in december 2008 and got married in july 2021. approximately 12 years and 7 months. it's very possible that by the time they got married, shane had been in ilya's life for longer than his mom

[hrsocials]

. ninety-twoooo.... to ME, hayden does have a crush on shane but also thats his firstborn but also that's his best friend but also that's his idol. they're my barbies.

[wilhelmloverera]

People misunderstanding how damn possessive hollanov are for each other (and I mean both do NOT share) and also being hellbent on having Shane in a sexual scenario with a woman will never cease to pmo

[grabmybush]

‘shane’s the mum because he takes it up the ass-‘ as if ilya isn’t the most team mum to ever mother and as if shane doesnt have a toolbelt he brings out every time his husband wants to put up a picture

[themoonandmyman]

Ilya: I’m slowly boiling in this pot…. It’s burning my flesh… it’s hollowing me out… why won’t Shane get me out of the pot…

Galina: that’s very difficult. have you told him about the pot?

Ilya: OF COURSE I HAVEN’T TOLD HIM ABOUT THE FUCKING POT