Triple A: Anti August Alliance

Adult - Random stuff

[freaksingotham]

fake cold logician I caught your ass yearning 🫵

[isisisak]

shane really likes being on the team bus after games now bc it means ilya will lean into him heavily and yawn a lot and shanes in his softest hoodie with the hood up and its kinda dark on the bus and some of the cens are talking quietly but its mostly silent and shanes reviewing the game on his tablet and ilya starts out commenting stuff (mostly either how great his goals were or how hot shane looked) but dozes off quickly and its just really really cozy and so so nice

[ilyasmole]

transgender shane hollander

[myshane]

our age of shane hollander is flourishing

[loontattoo]

shane and ilya are best friends by the way. like they literally like each other BY THE WAY

[urie]

i do not really understand the fanon desire to make shane out to be a "bad captain" like firstly what does that even mean and secondly. why

[urie]

revisiting this bc its still bothering me: you know shane would never have been made captain if he was genuinely bad at it right. yes hes the best player on the team etc but that isnt the only factor like. you do have to demonstrate leadership skills to be made captain... this idea that he would be "cold" "unforgiving" or be bad at leadership because uhhh sorry i cant think of a reason for this other than thats how you assume an autistic person would behave in that scenario... anyway you dont lead your team to 3 stanley cup victories with poor leadership skills or without the support of your locker room behind you it just doesnt happen IT JUST DOESNT HAPPEN

[urie]

OR the idea that he wouldnt like it either is crazy. shane loves hockey he loves seeing things other players dont see he loves to talk about what he sees and this is the way he connects with people. its maybe the ONLY way he connects with people successfully!! which is why he is so lonely outside of hockey and why he is willing to stay closeted and keep ilya a secret to protect this. like its sacred to him. omg this is like a core tenet of his character

[finny-red]

Snowy evening ❄️🌃

[duckduckhonk]

ilyas probably returning from his morning run with anya to shane doing yoga in their house wearing the most fuck me outfit ever right now. did you ever think about that

[hollanovarchive]

picture of all time 😮‍💨

[crashdavis]

Division Rivals - World Baseball Classic - All Star Game

[kaijuerotica]

i need more fics to play with shane boasting about his ability in private vs acting super hockey player humble when he's on camera

[kaijuerotica]

shane texting ilya after a metros game like: im so fucking tired of carrying this entire team on my back like fuck sure we won tonight but i'd have had a goddamn hat trick if stevens hadn't been off fucking sides like at what point is it easier for me to be the only guy on the fucking ice at least then no one is gonna miss my fucking passes

shane 2 minutes later to the media: oh for sure it's a team effort, we all do our best to contribute 🙂

[keasusreevsus]

Don't forget to leave out a pound of ground beef and a pack of cigarettes for Connor and Hudson tonight!

[hudconvent]

oh this dead horse is getting beat tonight

[shaneposting]

i just know there’s been a point where ilya has said something really sad about his childhood and mr earnest sincerity hollander has shaned his eyes at him and said something about ‘i wish i’d known you then so i could’ve told you it was all gonna be okay’ and ilya has started bawling

[eklmrlos]

i love them

[deletiaclementine]

Shane: you’re not anything

Ilya: I’m on the cover of the fvcking game

Shane:

[mrhollanov]

Shane has a bad day & a depressive episode because of montreal disowning him and all the homophobia & losing all his friends & basically his entire career

So ilya turns on “nothings gonna hurt you baby” by cigarettes after sex & just like spoons and holds shane for 8 hours while stroking his hair