Mirage

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[cinewhore-deactivated20211003]

[lamestspiderboyaround]

Found family solos every trope in existance and its not even close

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[cykelops]

chatgpt is a threat to the symbiotic relationship between fanfic writers and their betas. we are losing our traditions. eradicate the soulless machine and ask your friend who has a full time job and 3 kids to annotate your omegaverse fanfiction like any other responsible adult.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[starg0ld]

imagine you and your f/o (mlm, wlw, mlw, mlnb, nblnb, wlnb)

[writing-prompt-s]

The summoned hero has one critical flaw: They have sociopathic and psychopathic traits. However, psychopathy and sociopathy don't automatically equate to being a bad person. The hero genuinely tries to do the right thing, resulting in situations which are either hilarious or horrifying...

[novelbear]

"rains pouring but it never lasts" - reassuring, comforting words and actions

a prompt list by @novelbear

✧ "hey look, it's their loss.."

✧ "look at me, you're fine."

✧ quietly humming or singing to them

✧ "don't worry about it, i've got it handled."

✧ "you're gonna be okay....it's gonna be okay. i promise."

✧ rocking them back and forth

✧ "oh baby, i'm so sorry..."

✧ "let it all out, i'm right here."

✧ "do you wanna talk about it? i'll listen."

✧ tight, firm hugs. letting them cry into your chest and hold on for dear life.

✧ "i'm not going anywhere."

✧ "you need a hug?"

✧ gently rubbing their back

✧ holding onto their hand or thigh as they vent

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[novelbear]

"nobody needs to know" - more secret relationship prompts

a prompt list by @novelbear

✧ their job forbids co-workers from dating so they have to act nonchalant throughout the day and try not to get caught leaving together at the end of their shift

✧ "are you sure we should be doing this?"

✧ the classic "our families hate each other so we have to sneak around"

✧ trying to sneak and climb up to their window at night so they don't get caught

✧ it's possible that one isn't ready to come out just yet and they have to remain subtle around certain people

✧ their friend group introduces their secret partner into the crew and they have to act like they don't know each other

✧ one is a celebrity and can't risk getting caught dating

✧ or one is a celebrity and is already "dating" someone else as a publicity stunt but has their true partner behind everyone's back

✧ "this is so hard, pretending to hate you.."

✧ other people hitting on their partner so they have to pretend like they're not jealous or angry at all

✧ they were dared to date for a week as a joke but they actually fell for each other and act like nothing's going on

✧ "i hate that this is the only time we have together.."

✧ arranged marriage but they both found someone else they truly love

✧ "my baby, i mean [name], [name] is really good at that."

✧ "how long do you think we can keep this up?"

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[novelbear]

"hold me closer" - prompts for those snuggling in bed

a prompt list by @novelbear

✧ "you're warm."

✧ tentatively placing your hand on the back of their head, gently caressing it

✧ playing with their hair slowly, picking up the strands and letting them fall

✧ "you're not close enough for me, hug me harder."

✧ resting your head in between their neck and shoulder

✧ listening to their heartbeat as it calms you down

✧ placing a hand on their chest, watching it rise and fall soothingly

✧ "are you comfortable?"

✧ "did you just fart?"

✧ falling asleep tangled within eachothers' arms

✧ "i didn't take you to be the big spoon kind of guy"

✧ kissing their temple slow but firm

✧ sniffing their hair, taking in the sweet scent of the shampoo they just used

✧ "this is so nice, why don't we do this more often?"

✧ not knowing where to put your legs and laughing about it .

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[insert-witty-user-name-here]

[starknstarwars]

Me opening up the half-finished draft of my ‘narratively creative’ Conclave fanfic:

[jaycheese7]

Sometimes, as an aro/ace person and writer, you just have to pretend you have an ex to be angry at to get yourself to write

[periodicallypurple]

Thought this might help others who struggle when writing. I know I get in my head too much.

[purpleturtlemarta]

assassin aus

- i’m sent to eliminate a target and discover you’re already there trying to eliminate the exact same person but neither of us is willing to walk away and now we’re competing over who gets the kill

- i’ve been hunting a legendary assassin for years and when i finally find them, they’re somehow the ridiculously attractive idiot i’ve been flirting with for months

- we’re rival assassins working for opposing organisations and our handlers don’t know we’ve secretly been seeing each other

- i take a contract and discover the target is someone who once saved my life and now i’m trying to figure out how to fake a successful assassination without getting caught

- i accidentally witness one of your assassinations and instead of killing me, you decide i’m somehow more trouble dead than alive

- every year the world’s best assassins gather for a secret auction and we both arrive intending to bid on the same contract

- i break into your apartment to steal classified information and discover you’re already breaking into mine

- i’m an assassin pretending to be a normal civilian and you’re my annoyingly observant neighbour who keeps noticing things you absolutely should not notice

- i receive a contract on someone i’ve never met and six months later i finally locate them and realise they’re my best friend

- we’re both assassins using the same café as a dead drop location but neither of us realises the other is in the profession until years later

- my latest assignment requires me to get close to you but nobody planned for me actually getting attached

- i’m supposed to kill you, you’re supposed to kill me and both our organisations know this, but neither side anticipated us deciding we’d rather become a problem together

- i fake my death to escape the profession and years later, i discover the person investigating my “murder” is another assassin who doesn’t believe i’m dead

- an assassination goes wrong and i end up injured on your doorstep and you’re a doctor who definitely should not be helping me

- i’m the assassin hired to protect you from another assassin but neither of us realises that at first, so our first meeting involves several weapons and a great deal of misunderstanding

[purpleturtlemarta]

opposites attract au

- you’re loud, friendly, optimistic, and somehow know everyone, and i’m a quiet, grumpy pessimist who would rather die than make small talk, and for reasons unknown to me, you’ve decided we’re friends

- i’m a workaholic with colour coded calendars, spreadsheets, backup plans, and backup plans for the backup plans, you’re an unemployed artist operating entirely on vibes and caffeine, and somehow we keep ending up in the same situations

- you’ve royalty and never worried about money a day in your life, and i’m just a commoner who has to calculate food shopping totals in my head before putting things in the trolley, and neither of us understands the other’s world

- i need traffic, people, and buildings, and you think a population over 500 is excessive, and now we’re spending time in each other’s worlds and both struggling

- you’re relentlessly positive, and i’m convinced everything is terrible, and somehow your optimism isn’t annoying, which is annoying

- i’m a scientist who always does things properly and you’re a conspiracy theorist who’s never followed instructions in your life, and we get assigned together and immediately become a health and safety nightmare

- my life as a healer revolves around books, research, and deadlines, and your life as an assassin revolves around training, competitions, and protein, and neither of us expected to have anything in common

- you’re an elegant, polished neat freak who somehow always look perfect, and i’m a slob who owns three mugs, two forks, and a clothes pile that may be gaining sentience

- you recharge by surrounding yourself with people, and i recharge by disappearing from society, and somehow we’re both each other’s favourite company

- i have a phobia of commitment and think grand gestures are ridiculous, and you’re a hopeless romantic that thinks every love story deserves a soundtrack, but your nonsense is starting to work on me

- you’re a detective asleep by 10pm, and i’m a criminal just starting my day at midnight, so our schedules should make a relationship impossible but we somehow keep finding make it work

- you flirt with everyone and i’m a vampire who barely tolerates most people so naturally you’ve made it your personal mission to get a reaction out of me

[promptsforthestrugglingauthor]

Writing Prompt #4055

"You should forgive him. He's changed."

"I don't care. That doesn't undo everything he did to me."

[corpseprize]

the reality of being a writer

heres how to fix it