Meowch! Yoink! and other Felyne-isms

Dragon by birth, Dinosaur by hobby. Plural &, (Inter)sexqueer ⚥, Omniphile Φ🐾, Mad, Disabled, All Kinds of Queer. NOT a human ⚓︎Δ. He/She, Aro-ace, Ageless/Agefluid/Ancientkid (body: 21+) I LOVE MONSTER HUNTER

[that-they-dont-understand]

what's an intro post

girls talk shit when you're backed up against it

don't believe any word that they hear

Mu -- agefluid -- he/she -- Φ⚥&θΔ

hi i'm not new to tumblr but this is my first time in a long time (probably 10+ years) using it for actually...posting things. bear with me. 🐻 Oh fuck theres actually a b

hi!!!

you can call me whatever you want. if you already know a name of mine, cool! you can also just @ mention me, if you wanna, y'know, mention me.

i use "non-neutral" pronouns. this will be he/him and she/her for most people (flip a coin!) but i think some xeno- and neo-pronouns could work too if you want to be adventurous. No they, not even collectively.

i'm a dragon! or thats the closest earth equivalent. we didnt rlly call our species anything where i'm from. i was also a deity in my time/place but thats a looonnnngggg story for another time. i can also change shape, my other favourite forms are of cat-things and dinosaur-things (including birds).

i am in a system but i dont know if that matters if nobody else is going to post..... well, they might. i'll leave the door open for them. just in case, keep an eye out for: 🌙(he/him), 🐺(he/him), 🌵(he/him) ... there's more of us of course. (we are mixed-origin and non disordered)

i do have some kind of dissociative thing but its not related to the plurality lol. And npd + the nd stuff ("audhd") + im schizospec. thats all you get, motherfucker!

Tags btw:

talk tag: #yowling

"vent" tag: #complaining

self explanatory: #id stuff #para stuff #sex stuff

i try to tag general topics too.... when i remember.

i'm not a huge label sharer... im more of a "show dont tell" kind of guy.... any more info than this u will have to just get from my posts :3 Or ask me, the box is open, i like answering questions about myself. however if i detect u are engaging in bad faith i will start messing with u

also: i dont do discourse. this is my journal space/personal space that i can set up however i want and the way i want it is to be a nice positive space with things that make me happy. i will probably be blocking a lottttt of people. good luck!

speaking of things that make me happy please talk 2 me about monster hunter. tell me ur favourite monster. or which one u think is the hottest. or both :3

girls talk shit making no bones about it,

when you're something that they don't understand

[dykerikki]

crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

[herpsandbirds]

American Bittern (Botaurus lentiginosus), family Ardeidae, order Pelicaniformes, WA, USA

photograph by Kenneth Foxe

[whywishesarehorses]

It's 🍉 that 🍉 time of year!!

[sandetigerrr]

The mature content label is killing me oh my god.

[whywishesarehorses]

I have appealed it so many times. Watermelon gore too much for Tumblr.com

[point-at-horses]

horse 🫵

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

here's my feet pics 😏

[squeakitties]

idk who needs to hear this but put tummy nipples on that thang

[scavengersketches]

peentttttt

[dreadwedge]

can you stop going up and down for a sec

[dreadwedge]

oh sorry my fault actually. i was jumping and i forgot

[baddadjokez]

We have two unwritten rules here:

1.

2.

[cogentranting]

Observed today:

Two little girls playing gently with a daddy long legs.

Girl 1: can it die?

Girl 2, in a calm happy even tone: of course. Like all living things it can and must die.

[molabuddy]

i love you gar.... my best friend gar

[molabuddy]

you will fall in love with the gar

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[positivestress]

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

waoh stop spinning you're too fasts for me, and i'm a finch.

and im a finch

im striped

[xenosaurus]

this may be my age showing but I am a passionate supporter of wires. earbuds? put a leash on those things. wireless keyboard? no, it needs to hold hands with the computer. the ps5 controller I forgot to charge has the staying power of a wealthy nonagenarian with a much younger wife and 14 life insurance policies, but the controller plugged into my pc? that baby will outlive my bloodline. my ethernet cable is like a son to me.

[ink-the-artist]

Magic Grow Dinosaurs

[paper--machete]

it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game

[paper--machete]

fuck it. reblog this and tell me in the tags what your favorite album is