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[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

water sourced from free range dads

[spacehunter-m]

[250m]

Visit Original Link

[notanandalitebandit]

U know the moment we reblog this, three years from now a whole hoard of reblogs will crop up with ‘this aged poorly’ in the tags right

[toastbutteregg]

[liartownusa]

[twitblr]

[that-was-sick]

Bro im so sorry but youve been hit by the sunglasses virus thing on tumblr. o7

Bro what the fuck is this pls explain I’m lost

[evilscientist]

people who have perfectly straight teeth but never had braces

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pettycentral]

[thetenderpassion]

[sailor--spoon]

Okay but using Karen for the betterment of others is a genius move I never could have seen coming

[ex-vd]

Be the good Karen you want to see in the world

[turing-tested]

you come to my house. you see this. 

“oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.

[freddiefreemansbestfriend]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thestanconfessions]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the phantom of the opera and the hunchback of notre dame? opposite ends of same spectrum 

[fan-grell-411]

And beauty and beast falls somewhere in the middle

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

someone do a graph

[bemusedlybespectacled]

you rang?

[feral-bard]

I couldn’t resist

[project-fandom-leap]

This is the science I’m here for

[jaxblade]

Remember that episode of Dexter where a Monkey and a Duck made out. No? Well your brain did 🧠🦆🐒🍆🥚

[cutedatesuggestions]

cute date idea: we go to a botanical garden. you point out a flower and i immediately eat it