Hi, for all intents and purposes my name is Eli, I'm not gonna tell you my age, but I am going to tell you my gender, which is all of them, sometimes, periodically, ish, kinda, aka ~gender fluidfuidity~. And I'ma tell you my sexuality BECAUSE I CAN. omni and/or bi thanks.
Now to the stuff you guys care about
I'm in mostly the maruders and Percy Jackson fandom though other fandom s will probably definitely appear. It's going to be almost all gay ships because I'm obsessed with gay dudes, and they will probably definitely be multiy shipping happening.
No hate please, of you don't like it don't read it, or just keep scrolling.
And as I've made obvious I'M GAY! and I SUPPORT GAYS! I'm also TRANS! and SUPPORT TRANS! So yk, be kind. LGBTQIA+ BABY!
hot (july 3) @jeggyverses-jegulus-microfic
jegulus | 380 words
The display is downright obscene. James Potter—Cannons captain, war hero, father, utter tart—has been shirtless for approximately twenty minutes. He glows in the midday sun as if he’s made of it, his skin bronzed to gold, sweat shining across broad shoulders.
And Regulus can’t even enjoy himself, because he’s too busy glaring at the group of players’ partners off to the side.
“Well fit, isn’t he? Potter,” one of them said the moment James shucked his jersey halfway through his laps. The group broke into appreciative, juvenile twittering, and Regulus thinks he might have cracked a molar for how tight his jaw went.
James can read it all over him as he jogs in for a quick drink—he’s beaming. He doesn’t hesitate to sling an arm around Regulus’s waist and draw him close.
“It’s hot,” James says against his throat, sounding unbearably pleased.
Regulus manages to catch the flutter in his chest before it takes him. “Is it?” he asks airily. “I’m not the one out there showing off, so I wouldn’t know.” Still, he shivers anyway when James huffs a warm laugh into his hair.
“No. I meant you. This whole little jealousy thing of yours. It’s hot. I like it.”
A scoff. “I’m not jealous. ”
“My mistake. In that case, s’pose I should get back to it, then—” lightning-quick, Regulus’s hand whips out and wraps tight around James’s wrist. He smiles. “Or not.”
Regulus turns just enough to glance over his shoulder, eyes fixed on James’s mouth. The heat between them rises—it would burn, even on a cooler day. That’s all it takes, sometimes. A word. A look.
But Regulus has more than that today. He guides James’s hand to slide down his stomach, stopping at the hem of his shirt. Of his own accord, James’s fingers dip into his waistband and—
“Hot?” James says again, this time in a whimper. “Is that—? What the fuck. That’s so bloody hot.” He makes another pathetic little noise when Regulus pulls away. “Where are you going? Have you been wearing those all day? Reg. Regulus.”
“Put a shirt on, and I’ll let you find out what color they are later."
James tears away to scramble back into his jersey—then does one better, and shrugs on his jacket for good measure.
Lily and Peter bonding over being plus sized in a conventionally attractive friendgroup??
Whenever one of their friends goes to judge a mean person by their weight first, they give each other a little look
"Do these jeans look fine-you know what, nevermind, I'm going to go ask Lily."
Sirius complaining about how the Hogwarts food is going to make him gain weight (he's got his own issues regarding food) and Lily angrily ranting about it to Peter later, how for some reason people's greatest fear seems to be looking like them.
Peter helping Lily understand how beautiful she is, hyping her up in her outfits, complimenting her, because she's gorgeous and deserves to be told how pretty she is (don't worry, Mary and Marlene hype her too ;) )
Them bonding over things like having a harder time shopping for clothes, getting chosen last in sports activities, or having to put forth a strong personality to make a good impression, since pretty privelege apparently won't carry them through
Peter struggling with his body image more than Lily because she's been surrounded by Mary and Marlene, where he has James, Sirius, and Remus. Not that they're mean, but Sirius and James tease him a bit and it's a vulnerable subject so he doesn't bring it up to Remus, as much as he knows Peter well. He feels a lot safer talking to Lily, knowing she understands. And she does.
It's not much, but it helps. Knowing someone else understands.
So obviously the Marauders era characters have to have some sort of roster for who gets to hang out at the Astronomy Tower each night (because realistically how are they all there every damn day at the same time) and I think Barty would see this as a prime opportunity to fuck with people and would just write random pairs of people on there without their knowledge. Yeah Lucius Malfoy and and Mary MacDonald are gonna be there on Tuesday obviously how did you not know???
"back to the meeting. mission partial success. instead of actually hexing me, regulus now only threatens to hex me when i speak to him in the hallways"
"wonderful. similar progress here, meadowes now glares with less of complete hatred and more of a fusion of dislike and confusion when she sees me in the great hall"
"great work, mckinn-"
"you two are pathetic. i have a potions experiment date with pandora at midnight"
"evans, please"
"lily you can't be part of the GWLS squad if youre going to put down the entirety of the squad!"
"there are only two other members and thats you guys. with your miserable progress. and 'gryffindors who like slytherins' isnt important enough to be abbreviated, marlene-"
"but youre putting us down when this is supposed to be a squad of solidarity in pain-"
"im not putting you down, youre already there-"
"evans, this is slander, im sad enough as is"
"oh sure the grin on your face when regulus threatens to hex you truly conveys your devastation"
"shes got you there, jamsie"
"marlsie you traitor. you really cant side with her. you blush and stutter every time dorcas glares at you"
"i dont- shut up, potter"
"youre both pathetic. agreed?"
*sigh* "yes lils"
"good. now if my date goes well, i probably get an invite to the slytherin common room party. an invite that will extend to you"
"and?"
"lils why do you care for a slytherin party, even we don't"
"you fools. a party that regulus and dorcas will be at"
"oh WAIT-"
"evans why didnt you start with that?"
"lils youre going on the best date of your life and thats final. back to the dorms to pick out your outfit. now."
"as i said. pathetic"
"oh please youre blushy about a midnight potions rendezvous"
"and who do you have a date with, marls?"
"...point taken. now shut up. we're going to that party"
"very well. new squad mission. make sure evans hooks up with the panda rosier"
"im not hooking up-"
"oh please do, it'll make our mission a lot easier"
'oh my gods, yes it will"
"sexy outfit?"
"sexy outfit."
"im going. to brew. potions."
"hush evans. we have slytherins to seduce."
@darknesswrappedinfallcolors @7975348473 @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @darlingmylovethatsmurder @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @catchafalling-star @rara3swhimsy for some reason, inspired by us heh
i wish i could be Lily Evans smoking a cigarette type of classy but unfortunately i cannot stand how it tastes so i just end up being Barty with my raspberry flavoured vape and weed
rockstar sirius, whose bracelet gets snagged on remus's sweater, when he's passing by him or something and as he tries to remove it, he tries to make small talk with remus, who is this blushing, stuttering mess, because this literal angel like man is so close, talking to him, and he smells soo good, and sirius sees this and thinks who is this loser....i want him
