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Marvin Walter | @marvin_walter 

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wasnt there a dream last night like a spring never ending .

[lsleofskye]

bali | xie jil

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english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

[disc80s]

IM CRYINGNFN

[my-name-is-long]

english: ninety-nine

french: :)

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

[spirited-simmer-deactivated2016]

english: potato

french: :)

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

[catchingjinns]

french: papillon

english: :)

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

[watercolorsheep]

French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

english: squirrel

german: :)

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

[languageoclock]

english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver

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english: toes

spanish: :)

english: no don’t

spanish : fingers of the feet

[agoraphobeifiwantto]

english: bowl

spanish: :)

english: oh lordy

spanish: deep plate

[redroomballerinas]

english: car

polish: :)

english: i changed my mind

polish:  that which walks by itself

[false-dawn]

french: coccinelle

UK english: ladybird!

american english: ladybug

french: weird

dutch: :)

french: …what

dutch: the good lord’s little animal

french: …ok

irish, polish and russian: *giggling*

french: …just tell me

irish, polish and russian: GOD’S SMALL COW

[autistic-goblin666]

IT’S BACK

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

german: Marie’s beetle

[fel-fisk]

english: ankle

japanese: :)

english: //lies down for an eternal sleep

japanese: foot neck

[iguanamouth]

forbidden knowledge

[coldfruit123]

Can we see this frame by frame? Please and thank you.

[iguanamouth]

Yes Here Are All The Frames

[pibblepunk-deactivated20200219]

THAT IS NOT WHAT WAS ASKED FOR

[quomododragon]

My students are up to something. They keep coming up to me and handing me pieces of fruit, and when I ask why, they just smile cryptically and say, “Don’t worry about it.”

[quomododragon]

Like, the apples I get. That’s a teacherly thing to give. But one of them just straight up handed me a grape.

[quomododragon]

I took a sick day today and sent an email to the first girl to hand me a piece of fruit, asking if I could have an explanation now.

Her response was to send me this meme:

That clarifies exactly nothing, thanks.

[quomododragon]

Walked into school today to an email from her saying: “There’s more to come, hope it doesn’t leave you *sour* (you’ll get that later).”

Ominous.

[quomododragon]

Just before my first class of the day, one of my students came floating in, a black cloak billowing behind her, hood pulled low over her eyes.

“An offering,” she said, handing me a plain white bag with a green ribbon.

Inside is this:

Life gave me a plastic lemon.

[quomododragon]

WE HAVE AN ANSWER!

Apparently this was the result of a number of my students playing Truth or Dare at a birthday party. I’m not sure which one of them came up with “I dare you to confuse Magistra by handing her a piece of fruit without explanation”, but I 100% approve of any thought process that ends with me getting free food.

[starsparklez]

That was wild until the finish.

[badjokesbyjeff]

A good percentage of my friends are Nazis.

That percentage is zero. That’s a good percentage of Nazi friends to have.

[a-boy-called-micah]

op change your url this is fucking fantastic

[nylaporp]

I’m laughing my head off in History class and I’m about to have my phone taken from me.

[hcseokie]

“why are u still sleeping with a plushie?” because im lonely bitch get out

[expressions-of-nature]

by Niilo Isotalo (instagram)

[rob-pattinson]

He needs the axe! Where’s the handle? Tree, help me find the handle!

Avengers: Infinity War (2018), dir. Anthony & Joe Russo.

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[catchymemes]

After the Con

[imonlyadumpling]

I’m screaming!

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[sushinfood]

THEY WAY THEY RIP OUT THE BUTTCHEEKS

[art-woonz]

Art by: Ms.Cat

Instagram: @artwoonz

[reckless-tunes]

Visit Original Link

[lsleofskye]

🦉 Nightstalker | bonrus