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sufferingink

things that I believe in my HEART are on the Beatles' message to Earth (Project Hail Mary)

taumoeba (obviously)

instructions on how to use taumoeba (obviously)

50+ hrs of unedited footage of Grace fucking up a bunch of stuff in the ship

so much info about Eridian language

1700+ hrs of unedited footage of Grace and Rocky fucking up a bunch of shit in the ship

Cannot emphasize how much info on the eridian sentence structure there is here

a weirdass knit sweater pattern that takes people weeks to realize is for Rocky

literally hundreds of pages of Grace just describing Eridian linguistic history which like honestly isn't even his field why should we even listen to this guy- (hes the only one to ever fucking met an intelligent alien Dave. we'll take him at his word)

Why the Goldilocks Zone is for Idiots Part 2: Biological Diversity all across the Petrova Line (subtitled "We haven't found them yet BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN THEY DONT FUDHING EXIST-")

what are essentially just those reaction videos "Alien watches Legally Blonde for the first time" "Alien gives thoughts on movie Cats (2019)" "You'll never believe what this Alien thinks of the movie Fantastic Mr. Fox"

Grace's modified cardigan charts because someone was asking for them on his Ravelry and he never actually got around to posting them

(people have already fully recreated this cardigan just months after his launch. but they appreciate it)

very respective, kind eulogies for everyone who died in this mission (Grace AND Rocky's crew)

a lace shawl pattern inspired by the petrova line with a beaded fringe. knitters everywhere weep in despair because those instructions are gOD AWFUL, the man had 0 (zero) test knitters AND THERES NO PICTURES FUCK

Rocky make Grace cringe compilation statement

Grace's final goodbye to Earth ig

Helo

I saw a banner on the side of the road advertising “COME SEE PRINCESS SNOWFLAKE” and its just someones cat. Who you can meet for a 4th of july celebration. Small town living. She’s not even a show cat or anything i think shes just a friendly cat

Im on my way

#life tag #IM ON MY WAY

black mackerel tabby

friend whos always planning everything: hey guys lets do something this week!! when are you all available?

friend whos always available: i can do whenever

friend whos constantly busy: im sorry i have work and then school and then the labyrinth and then more work :( i can do tuesday at 3:00 am for five minutes tho

friend with the randomly generated sleep schedule: (no response)

friend who went missing in the woods behind their house 12 years ago and hasn't been heard from since: (no response)

friend whos really into genshin impact: does anyone want to play genshin impact

#friend tag #URGRHGJHQGDHQWDQWBJHDW

cipheramnesia

The size and mobility of living things just do not track with ease of care at all. Fish? Pretty stable, stay where you put them. Incredibly complicated care, major investment, huge undertaking of regular maintenance, giant commitment. Cat, kinda goes anywhere, usually larger than fish. Maximum ease of care, set out food, pick up poop, keep inside, enjoy. Plant? Just sits there. Weirdly complicated about every little detail from daylight to pH, longer commitment than fish, requires regular checks, lots of work. Completely stupid amount of difficulty from the poster child of not doing anything. Babies, much less mobile than anything, often smaller than the cat, same thing a cat needs, food, poop removal, but suddenly it's a five dimensional game of psychological warfare against yourself and what kind of memory of parenting you're going to be 25 years into the future for a bag of screams that can't sit up. Unbearable amount of time investment and care commitment. Don't give people a baby for a gift, they'll go steal their own if they want one.

vixvigil

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

#life tag

wetorturedsomefolks

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

#me