[animateglee-archived]

closing the 20 tabs you used for a finished essay = euphoric calmness

[beartreadway]

[keep-the-pages-turning]

Our day off.

[keep-the-pages-turning]

[majiidjordan]

[sammylumpkins]

I love them. 

HAHA WHY YOU MAKE ME LAUGH!

[rinface]

OH MY GOD THE DBZ REFERENCE IN THAT LAST ONE

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[kim-kardassian-blog]

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

[paulwalkersdogwalker]

Fine

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[kim-kardassian-blog]

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

[paulwalkersdogwalker]

Fine

[modernfamilys]

[andremichaux]

"I’m pretty sarcastic, so people that don’t know me may think I’m a bitch" - Aubrey Plaza

[micromys]

[f--emasculata-deactivated202305]

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.

Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.

Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.

Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.

Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.

Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

[unfriendlybambi-deactivated2017]

Aww!!!

[victorious]

I laughed way hard at this

[flatt-soda]

OMG

[slayerage-deactivated20191115]

[crrocs]

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

[randomrazl-deactivated20190731]

[my-teen-quote]

[unamusedsloth]

So many things to ponder in bear life.

[the-literal-eye-of-the-tiger]

my family

[rckrbelle]

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check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

[yigers-deactivated20140714]

this dog rocks