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was leaky colon's name in the secret snake club supposed to go over my head until now

It was supposed to pass right through you.

Wario Land Wario: Lovable, greedy, mischievous treasure hunter whose quests for money often end up helping people, even if he’s just in it for the money.

WarioWare Wario: in an accidental commentary on the video game industry, Wario is an underpaying, time-crunching CEO of a games studio which pushes quantity over quality, forcing his unpayed employees to rush out several tiny buggy games in mere days.

Smash Bros Wario: Make him FART! Make him FART! the STINKY MAN loves to TOOT!

wari0ware-g0ld

This is pretty accurate and I like to think of it as a timeline.

Wario tried to steal Mario's castle, establishing him as both a greedy little man and jealous of Mario. He goes on some adventures as a treasure hunter, making some friends and even being a hero. But his greed and jealousy of Mario made him unable to recognize where he could find happiness. He decided to run a company instead, and took out his anger on his employees as the company got bigger and less ethical (in the earlier Warioware games he acted more like friends to these characters, compared to the later games where they rarely include him with their own fun.) Trying to figure out what went missing from his life (spoilers: friendship and doing good things), he takes several breaks from working at WarioWare to compete with Mario and co in soccer/minigolf/mario party/smash bros.

But there was something else holding him back, something he was dangerously close to realizing when he was a treasure hunter and was doing some good deeds, even by accident. Somewhere deep down, he wants to be a good person, and is scared of rejection if he tried. This is why he thrives on being such a gross, obnoxious jerk to everyone. This is why he's so lazy. It hurts less if you reject his persona of being a massive jerkwad than it would be if you rejected him when he was genuinely being good, genuinely trying. This is also why he plays up the gross traits in Smash Bros, a place where everyone is more likely to try to be friends after the matches. He's gotta make himself unlikeable and smelly so that no one gets too close to him.

sprousprou

Personally I’ve always though Wario Land and the other games where Wario is in his overalls outfit is in a separate continuity from the WarioWare games since there’s not much overlap other than the existence of Wario. As for Smash Bros… idk what happened there.

stox-45

dr-ortex-provides

"Alas, the Picturesque Puppeteer has fallen by my hand. If only you had not dared to copy my form, your life may had been spared. My heart dares not pity one like you, as you would not have pitied me."

Such were the unyielding Machine's words, as it then sprung beyond the precipice and below, as if it were home.

But the show must go on, as the Daughter has directed. Soon, it will come eye to eye with the ultimatum of Humanity's price for artifice.

freak-motion

unironically jumpscared me more than the mannequins in 7-1

rainbowdracula

Nero actually has the most Brooding Love Interest In A YA Romance Novel vibes. he's surly and rude to everyone except his girl, who he idolizes. he's rebellious against your religion/cult, but in a way that manages to channel your god's best traits. he's a bad boy but doesn't smoke or drink or anything, just listens to his music really loud and swears. he keeps running into sexy lady demons but doesn't pay them any attention bc he loves you so much. he's part demon and really angsty about it and needs your tender reassurance.

i know there was a whole pack of highly repressed Fortuna church girls who had massive crushes on Nero, but Nero never realized because he was too in love with Kyrie.

xannador

"Wrong bed" commissioned by ModernRep_27 on Xitter

harmonicstupidity

I’ve seen some complaints about Pyra’s costume from Xenoblade 2 being far too inappropriate and, to be honest, I have to agree. It’s highly problematic.

Simply put,

we need to go lewder.

sprousprou

Wario Land Wario: Lovable, greedy, mischievous treasure hunter whose quests for money often end up helping people, even if he’s just in it for the money.

WarioWare Wario: in an accidental commentary on the video game industry, Wario is an underpaying, time-crunching CEO of a games studio which pushes quantity over quality, forcing his unpayed employees to rush out several tiny buggy games in mere days.

Smash Bros Wario: Make him FART! Make him FART! the STINKY MAN loves to TOOT!