Mellark's Bakery

Hello all, and welcome to my blog! Bryan's the name, 22's the age, and USA 's the country. Now that we are acquainted, please delve into the depths of my heart; home to the supernatural, magical, humorous, gut-wrenching, and everything in between. At the moment, I have in the oven. I have revamped my blog with a new theme, so I hope you all enjoy.

[ithelpstodream]

how to tip

[trekkie-lover]

If you do this get the fuck off my blog

[snowconelostinthesauce]

Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it.

[fatale-distraction]

What they mean by ‘taxation is theft’ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they don’t make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, they’ve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it.

[southern-slayed]

Thank you…i wish more people knew this

[samfaubert]

Visit Original Link

[candid-]

i’m done

[it-mii]

If you push your ass up against me while we’re cuddling I promise u won’t be getting sleep anytime soon

[aurol]

If I push my ass up against you while we’re cuddling I promise I don’t want sleep anytime soon

[gif87a-com]

Bla Bla Bla [x]

[i-am-dallas-deactivated20190109]

He wants to talk with the family so much

[cardinalisinfernum-deactivated2]

me getting some Irish dick: oh please don’t stop

him: aye ya loike that do ya? Wud ya loike if ah went harder? Wud ya loike that ya little sloot?

me: uh…. y…yeah….

him: whut was that?

me: uh… aye….

him:

[twitterlols]

[avriaz]

My name is Junie B. Jones. The “B” stands for “Bush did 9/11” but I just go by “B”

[homophobic]

no offense but a waiter could literally murder me and i’d still tip 20%

[unclefather]

I would actually tip more if they murdered me. That’s great customer service

[wowbe]

i never understood how in movies the parents didnt believe in Santa but he was actually real like who the fuck did the parents think put the presents under the tree like what

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

Heathers: the Musical

BareStage Productions, UC Berkeley

“Fight For Me” (sung by @sixteenpercent)  

tickets.berkeley.edu

[80-lines-of-virgil]

WAIT IS THIS GAY

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

confirmed: this is Gay Heathers

[whatsyurdamage]

my gay heart is crying what did we do to deserve this thank you so much

[aubbiebabie]

[palmist-blog]

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

I just went to the bathroom in the campus library and a girl was literally facetiming with her family over near the sinks so I ended up peeing and flushing all while she talks to her family and I was doing an internal yikes so when I came out of the stall to wash my hands I whispered, “I tried to be quiet, I’m sorry” and she laughed and whispered back, “You’re okay. Do you wanna say hello?” so I ended up facetiming for a few minutes with a nice family from India and it was the single most purest experience I’d ever had in a public restroom

[stability]

BYE

[weloveshortvideos]

[wildlifewednesdays]

[honted]

i used to hate sloths but this has changed something in my heart and i want to say sorry to all the sloths ive insulted

[yellowsunbluedove]

Ooooh my lord this is so cute!!!!!

[1217enaj]

puff balls

[breakfast-with-satan-blog]

Oh my god stop it I want 10

[lifeslibrary-deactivated2018012]

We need to wash some friedegginbed

[thebestoftumbling]

[ffucjkkkkk]

this is so GOOD and PUre