Cal Price Can't Act For Shit

would 110% sell soul to be with Cal Price || I follow back and respond from @omgheyala || icon credit @shitedits || header credits @simonvstuff 

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happy pride, here's your reminder that cal is bisexual and we should acknowledge that

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i may be lesbian and it may be pride month but damn i love cal

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woah i haven’t been on here in a while but j a reminder that i still love cal :) 

also his birthday was a couple days ago!!

[memories]

My body is but a #cal price temple.

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YEP YEP YEP

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Cal 🥰🥰🥰

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if you catch me daydreaming about being Cal’s girlfriend.... no you didn’t 

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omg omg I was stalking Becky Albertalli's twitter and I found out Cal's full name is Calvin Samuel Price,,,,

its perfecttttt *screams in fangirl*

[idaokiwatine]

being in love with a fictional character sucks but have you ever been in love with a fictional side character because it hurts so much more

[a-girl-with-wasted-potential-de]

If you make Cal Price content, I love you.

If you make Garrett x Cal content, I also love you.

I need more Cal and Garrett x Cal content.

Honestly, if you’ve got any, send it to me.

[omgheyala]

simonverse characters as things my friends and I have said

Leah: Permission to ship everyone with theraphy?

Bram: If Dan and Phil or Thomas Sanders ever post on their Instagram that there are random voices whispering to them, that’s me.

Abby: LEAH DO YOU WANT TO SMEELL THE CSNDLE ON STAURDAYBram: Abby is the CEO of exclamation points.

Simon: Good. Now go put on that emo playlist and fucking WALLOWGarrett: VODKA.

Ms. Albright: I love you you beautiful bitchSimon before Bram: I’m going to marry Cal Price one day (istg this is an actual quote)

Taylor, drinking a milkshake and answering why she can’t hang out: *slurps* coronavirus *slurps*Nick: Wait. Is Bram my father???

Taylor: I’m in love with Renee Rapp!Martin: You’re dying from chlamydia.

Cal: Your hair looks like, if I ate it, it would taste like Tutti Frutti.Cassie, texting Molly when Abby calls her to tell her she kissed Leah: “Oh its fine shes a lesbian”

Simon, talking about Cal: He’s so cute and french though i don’t regret liking him at allAnna: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJfADwFc/ Can i just say that if these gay anime children ever had a nerf gun war rhis is 100% how it would play out and I love it

Ms. Albright: welcome to my world sweetie! also SHUT HIM THE FUCK UP,THIS IS A GODDAMN SCHOOLYARD FIGHTNora talking about Nick: i think my guitar teacher forgot about me

Simon talking about Elton John: our gay drug recoverist song babyReid trying to be cool: HIGH KANGAROOS VODKA DRUNK KANGAROOS

Alice: But you’ll have to witness him make love to a pasta maker and do you want that???Abby: *in horrible british accent* Daniel Radcliffe has nothing on me.

Garrett: “also i sing and listen to a lot of songs about sex for someone genuinely scared of it lmfao”Will: So we’re ignoring that I just said I gave Molly chlamydia…

Leah: Stop wearing makeup on the beach Abby!Leah: Helen is a stupid name for a weapon.

Leah: what im i doing now you may ask? Reading my hero acidemia Do i have the manga? no Do i like most long time anime fans know where to look for good pirated manga? hell yea So im a illegally reading my hero acidemia? yes yes i am.Garrett: Who is Tyrian? Leah: A bottom.

Nick: but you know hopefully i don’t get robbed Leah: nicks gonna die/span>Nora: GUSSE WHO JUST CHUGGED AN ENTIRE CUP OF BLACK COFFE?! ME B/C IM AN SMART DUMBASS AND WAITED UNTIL THE WEEKEND TO CHUGE COFFEE THIS LATE Cal: ELEANOR JANE SPIER Nora: y e s? Cal: HOW DARE Cal: SLEEP IS IMPORTANT Nora: ADHD says otherwise Nora: and i dont noramly have coffee this late but tonights a late coffee night Cal: okay sweetie Cal: dont od on coffee Cal: be a careful chile Nora: ok i will

Olivia: I have 30 children and only one of them is from my real life. Cassie: Sound like Molly’s crushes.Bram: *Typed with videos* Guys we are literally a little under an hour away from DC there most likely will be riots all over the U.S but they’ll be very intense in DC and in the states neighboring it aka Maryland and Virginia. Simon: well we’re all gonna die Bram: Y E P Bram: HOW FAST CAN WE BUY NATURAL DISASTER RATIONS?

Bieber: *walks across Nora’s keyboard and puts his butt in her face* Nora: Bieber your tiny dog butt does not spark joy!Nick, drunk: Okay but let’s be honest I’d be a great God Leah, sober but humouring Nick: I’d be a great Lucifer

Simon: Garrett are you good? Garrett: I’m just eating my burgerBram: But what if I’m dangerous? I’m chlamydia Simon: Well, you can still stay, because… Simon: Simon: Simon: I like chlamydia Leah, a few seconds later: I’m personally a gonorrhea person.

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Simon may not be dating Cal but I definitely am-

[gh0sthugs]

Cal Price deserved more and I will never shut up about how dirty they did him

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HMMPHYDFJUSDJK,,,,, 

who... 

who gave Cal Price the right to be that cute??

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I did a thing

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list of underappreciated or ignored Simonverse characters, I’ll start

Cal Price

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Cal doesn’t get enough love

Cal appreciation post 👇👇👇

1. Bi pride

2. Supports Simon

3. Super cute

(add your own)

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perfect crush material 

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okay but Cal Price tho... like seriously people are sleeping on him