Super Bling Cowboy

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?

Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*

[trashboat]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[trashboat]

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

[square]

[terranesque]

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

YOU’RE NOT A CAT

YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

[showerthoughtsofficial]

How great would it be to see a top 10 highlight of the times you laughed the hardest and their situations.

[caecilius-est-pater]

I’m actually glad we don’t live in an RPG world. We really take for granted being able to coexist with most animals. I don’t wanna have to pull out a longsword and beat the shit out of six crabs and two snails while a starfish snipes me with magic bullets every time I go to the beach.

[qlazzarusgooodbyehorses]

it used to be like that

[astraldemise]

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

[valquita]

so, a vampire?

[astraldemise]

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

[nisslaboratories]

Is it your blood?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, yes

[nisslaboratories]

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

[badlydrawneverything]

[iguanamouth]

What's your favorite thing someone else drew?

definitely this

[ohgod-awesome-posts]

Is that garnet

[retrogamingblog]

Transforming Ditto Plush from Japan

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[seinfeld-daily]

[stop-looking-at-my-balls]

i miss ‘Seinfeld’

[havitacionpropia-blog]

[trippyfiend]

.Light Another One.

[qirli]

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Babies!

[alessandromancodogphotograp-blog]

[sexhaver]

two sick horses evaluating an orb

[6qubed]

“it floats”

“don’t like that”

[soviet]