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I like it, I post it. I'm a simple creature, really.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[the-little-armored-one]

[hatchan]

From @beccalair on instagram-- who among you would attend a torture party?

[the-real-ted-cruz]

no other social media platform has lore quite like tumblr’s

[angstycatthatlikestea-deactivat]

the gods that haunt this place are unlike any others

[super-face]

I just saw a tiktok comment saying that tumblr right now is like a place recovered from being irradiated

[sneakyfeets]

[cryptognomicon]

Sign outside Tumblr: “This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. …”

[transastronautistic]

id: screenshot of tags reading “the wildlife carries on in the ruins like nothing ever happened”

[therobotmonster]

Sometimes you can hear voices from the trees...

[person-of-many-names]

I like your shoelaces

[avocadosfromfigaro]

Thanks, I pulled them out of a stump filled with fae water and now it wards off the President

[gremlinservant]

Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today

Edit:

THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!

[gremlinservant]

The kids I sold. Figured I'd reblog this with them because some folk like seeing animals. This is them at their new home (they will be spoiled)

[tiredadventurer]

[victusinveritas]

A Roman marble sculpture of four puppies, all curled up asleep together. Unearthed from the ruins of the House of the Faun in Pompeii, 1st century BCE, now housed at the National Archaeological Museum of Naples, Italy

[fatfemme-inist]

If you have a friend that wants to vent to you but doesn't want solutions but you are a solutions-oriented person, may I suggest Silly Solutions (TM)? For instance, whenever my friend complains about the people at her job being dumb, I remind her that if only one of us had studied engineering, we could create a giant hippo robot with laser eyes to destroy them. It fulfills my need to offer a solution, doesn't violate her boundary of not wanting to problem solve, AND it cheers us both up!

[tiredadventurer]

[provocateur-barely-know-her]

@gamechangershow I made you something

[not-a-smartass-just-a-nerd]

new favorite reaction image just dropped

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[spooky-narwhal]

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

[gamechangershow]

kaylin mahoney - noise some makes

[beatricecenci]

Claude Monet (French, 1840-1926)

Nymphéas

[comingtoconclusions]

The perfect picture doesn't exi-

[teethwreath]

god this tickles me

(OP's tiktok here)

[alwaysshoutyinphiladelphia]