ThatDamnFrenchToast

Writer, photographer, wannabe video game dev. They/Them, bisexual. 19.

[seventyeight-moose]

[furryprovocateur]

if pokemon were real fucking your pokemon would not only happen frequently but it would be something that they'd have to covertly market hygiene products for

[furryprovocateur]

it would be annoying too like your coworker would call in sick because he burnt his dick off in slugma pussy and you gotta work a double now

[hemipenal-system]

propaganda poster series that’s all pinups of sexy pokemon with the caption “I can consent!”

[hemipenal-system]

you consider yourself a pretty sex-positive person, but this is ridiculous. you can’t go anywhere anymore

you get in the elevator at your job and plastered on the wall is a zoroark reclining on a bed and lazily grasping at her knot, with “i can look like her if you want…” scrawled under her in pink glittery letters

you walk through a sketchy alley to get to your favorite pizza place, and taped up on the bricks is a picture of a ninetales play-bowing away from you with her heat-swollen pussy displayed for all the world to see, holding a sign reading “come play!” in her muzzle

in the coffee place you visit, someone has pinned up a low-angle shot of a lycanroc with their mouth open, eagerly drooling on the camera, with OBEY YOUR ALPHA repeated over the entire image in transparent lettering

these things are fucking everywhere recently

[hemipenal-system]

pokemon who causes a media scandal by getting fitted with a translation collar prototype on live news and immediately using it to try to get in bed with a human

[hemipenal-system]

newscaster: live in the studio today, the first functional PokeSpeak collar is being fitted and activated! these collars are a bright new innovation into communication between humans and pokemon, and I for one am excited to see what’s next. are we ready?

*scientist gives her a thumbs up*

newscaster: we’re about to witness the first human words ever spoken by a pokemon!

*umbreon jumps up onto her lap. stock aww sound effect*

umbreon, pawing at her: hey, you’re kinda cute. what are you doing after this? you wanna get a drink and go back to yours? ever fucked a pokemon before? i could hold you down if you wanted. i bet you’ve never felt a rough foxy tongue on your-

[TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES - PLEASE STAND BY]

[hemipenal-system]

fucking your pokemon is hotter if its illegal

[hemipenal-system]

lying on your back in an alley with a lycanroc’s twitching knot stuffed in your hole, both of you blissed out, and panicking as a cop drives by and can definitely see you

your umbreon walks in on you getting off to a video of a girl getting fucked by an arcanine and then you know she owns you. any time you try to discipline her at all, she threatens to report you to the law

you wake up after a night of drunk revelry, not remembering anything, and go through your phone, where you find pictures of a cute little braixen with your cock balanced on her muzzle and cum splattered all over her fur. you’re fucked, both literally and idiomatically

[hemipenal-system]

dragon who is so in love with her rider its kind of adorably pathetic

[misfitmiska]

I quite enjoyed the furry vore manga.

[ID: Beastars redraw of the "I wonder how I taste" meme. Haru says: "Sometimes I wonder how us herbivores taste lol". Louis says "Legoshi can help with that". The two of them then look at a concerned Legoshi as they fantasise about him devouring them. /end ID]

[misfitmiska]

Louis meets his kid.

[ID: Short comic of Louis from Beastars holding and looking in awe at a rabbit-wolf hybrid baby. He then pulls out his phone and says: "Yeah, Azuki? The company’s yours, I’m a stay-at-home father now" as a proud Haru and a shocked Legoshi listen in on his conversation. /end ID]

[misfitmiska]

Ooooo im normal about them,,, ;—;

[ID: Beastars fan art in two parts: the left half of the image shows Haru being lifted up by Louis so she can kiss Legoshi’s cheek. The right half shows Legoshi kissing Louis’s cheek by lifting him up, with Haru perched up on Legoshi’s shoulder. /end ID]

[misfitmiska]

I uhhh yeah—

[ID: The Anne Hathaway Twelfth Night promotional picture redrawn with Haru, Legoshi and Louis. Haru is standing on Legoshi’s right and kissing him as she hold his face with her left hand and a sword with her right hand. Louis is leaning his face on Legoshi’s left shoulder while holding the tip of Haru’s sword. /end ID]

[misfitmiska]

You can’t give me a setting where anthro hybrids exist and have a character spend half the story imagining his future children then expect me NOT to design a bajillion fankids are you kidding me??

Behold! LouGoHaru’s litter (kinda):

[ID: Three young Beastars fan children: a grey and cream coloured rabbit-wolf hybrid, a dark brown fawn and a ginger-coloured hybrid baby. /end ID]

From left to right, we have Lila, Noko and Shiki. Lila is three years old and is 1/2 Netherland dwarf rabbit, 3/8 grey wolf and 1/8 Komodo dragon. Noko is a two year old red deer. Shiki is one and is part sika deer, part grey fox, maybe a secret third thing? His exact biology is unclear since he was put up for adoption by anonymous parents.

Noko’s origin story (and how she ended up with five parents):

[ID: Comic of Azuki and Louis. Azuki: Louis, do you remember Ajax? Louis: That huge stag you were seeing? Azuki: Yes. Louis: What about him? Azuki, nonchalant: I’m pregnant with his child. Louis: *spit-take* Huh—? Azuki: He and I talked about it and he isn’t very interested in being a parent. I thought you and I could pass the baby off as yours, that way we wouldn’t have to produce an heir. Louis: … Azuki, you’re a genius. /end ID]

[ID: Louis, Legoshi and Haru’s family tree and relationship chart: Louis used to be in a open marriage with Azuki, who had a daughter named Noko with her former lover, a red deer named Ajax. Louis is officially considered Noko’s father. Azuki and Louis got divorced when Noko was one and are still business partners. Louis is in a relationship with Legoshi, who is married to Haru. The three of them are also raising Haru and Legoshi’s biological daughter Lila, who is older than Noko, as well as a younger adopted son named Shiki. Lila, Noko and Shiki are all raised as siblings. /end ID]

Something about this ship makes me want to bring out all the cheese… They’ve been through so much, they deserve it I think!

[ID: Drawing of Lila, Louis, Shiki, Haru and Noko all spending time together on a living room rug. In the background, Legoshi is seen at the front door, coming home and wagging his tail as he watches the scene. /end ID.]

[misfitmiska]

[ID: Three Beastars drawings based on chapters 59, 76 and 166 respectively: the first one shows Legoshi and Haru talking about Louis, the second one shows Legoshi and Louis talking about Haru, and the third one shows Louis and Haru talking about Legoshi. /end ID]

I just love how prone they are to bringing up their third person… :’)

[misfitmiska]

Lila and her three parents:

[ID: Several doodles of Legoshi, Haru and Louis interacting with their daughter Lila, a dwarf rabbit and grey wolf hybrid. First drawing shows Legoshi with a shopping cart and list, carrying baby Lila in a front baby carrier. 

Second drawing features real photos of newborn wolves, rabbits and deer. Text reads: "Newborn rabbits and wolves: - blind, deaf, can’t walk. Newborn fawn: - can see, can hear, learns to walk within 30 minutes". Drawing shows Louis looking at a newborn Lila and saying: "Guys, I think our daughter might be disabled?" Haru, off-screen, responds: "Louis , she's a week old." More text on the image reads: "because society expects everyone to reproduce within their own kind, people are taught very little about other species’ babies".

Three more drawings show Haru with Lila at ages 0, 3 and 6. As a baby, Lila already looks big in Haru’s arms. At 3, Lila is way over half Haru’s size and Haru is visibly struggling to lift her up. By age 6, Lila is nearly as tall as Haru.

More sketches show baby Lila with all three of her parents. First sketch is labelled "with mommy" and shows her in Haru’s arms as someone off-screen says: "Oh, your baby is so big!" Second sketch is labelled "with daddy" and shows her in Legoshi’s arms as someone off-screen says: "Oh, your baby is so tiny!" Last sketch is labelled "with papa" and shows her in Louis’ arms as someone off-screen says: "Oh, your baby is—! Uh, is that your baby sir?" Louis says "Yes she is." as both he and Lila glare at the unseen person. /end ID]

[misfitmiska]

A parenting disagreement. :p

[ID: Beastars fan comic showing Louis working at his desk. Lila, a young dwarf rabbit-grey wolf hybrid, tries to get his attention by pulling on his sweater.

Lila: Hey papa.

Louis: Yes sweetheart?

Lila: Why’re you so busy all the time?

Louis turns around to look at her.

Louis: Oh, I'm really sorry, Lila... but I have to work if I want my big project to work out, do you understand?

In the background, Legoshi is seen happily watching them as he carries a laundry basket. Louis pats Lila’s head and smiles innocently.

Louis: Meat consumption isn't going to legalise itself, you know?

Legoshi drops his laundry basket. Scandalised, he tries (and fails) to cover Lila’s huge ears.

Legoshi: Louis! She’s four years old!

Louis: So what? She's gonna eat meat eventually.

Legoshi: Don’t say that!

They continue to argue off-screen as Haru watches them in confusion from the room’s doorstep.

Louis: You realise she knows what happened to my leg, right?

Legoshi: I still think you told her too soon!

Louis: Oh please! I've basically known about devouring since I was born and I turned out fine!

Haru: What's going on? Are we giving Lila the meat talk?

Legoshi: No we aren’t!

/end ID]

[yujateaandpi]

Pages 13 and 14 of Thirty More Years! When all else fails, play a fishing minigame. Thank you for reading (and for your patience!) Happy Ween everyone!

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[bluebstopcat]

Finished up the Animation and Model of Maya KSBD! Voice line is still Eileen the Crow from Bloodborne. Done in Blender 3d - made the model from scratch!

[prokopetz]

The principal difficulty of having a Pokémon pick up your groceries for you isn’t getting it to understand the concept of a grocery list, but getting it to understand the concept of capitalism.

One might assume that Meowth is the exception, given that Meowth is literally the capitalism Pokémon; the trouble here is that, while Meowth does understand capitalism, Meowth also understands shoplifting.