Thoughts Brought To You By A Dead Bee

[thatdeadbeeintheswimmingpool]

get the fuck out my pool bro i dont want your bug germs. tf you fly in there for anyway 🫩

I’m just a lil guy 😓

[thatdeadbeeintheswimmingpool]

For the love of all that is unholy if you’re writing a fanfic with a female reader PUT THAT IN THE TAGS. I’m scrolling and I keep getting inundated with fanfics that are explicitly female reader but they only put ‘x reader’ in the tags. I have female reader filtered for a reason. What happened to etiquette?

[henrioo]

WHY IS SO FUCKING HARD PUT A "FEM" IN FRONT OF THE "READER"???????

NOT EVERYONE IN THIS FUCKING SITE IS A FEM OR USES FEM PRONOUNS YOU DUMB BITCH

NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO READ HALF OF A HISTORY ONLY TO GET A FEM NICKNAME OR A FEM PRONOUN THAT YOU TAKE OFF YOUR ASS

JUST PUT THE FUCKING FEM READER YOU ASSHOLE YOU NOT GOING TO DIE IF YOU PUT THREE FUCKING LETTERS IN FRONT THE READER

IS SO FUCKING HARD DEFENDING SOME AUTHORS BECAUSE THEY CONTINUE BEING DUMB

SOME MASC PEOPLE HAVE A FUCKING DYSPHORIA OR THEY DAY RUINED BY THAT

YOU WON'T LIKE IF WAS A MALE READER WITHOUT SAYING IS MALE, THEN PUT THE FEM READER BECAUSE WE DON'T LIKE EITHER

[erinlace-deactivated20200503]

[bone-and-brawn]

[official-lucifers-child]

no no that’s a bop, i love it

[flightyfinch]

“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,

“Who are you to stand so fearsome

With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”

Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

[rosslynpaladin]

We Stan this San Diego Man

[sugawara--san]

this

[dooflizard]

C o m e d yy

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

Some recent gems:

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

And of course there’s

[theseaissilent]

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish​)

I gotchu, bro:

[trilllizardstrikesback]

[abysmallylost23]

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

[assassinregrets]

[parlezvousladybug]

Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.

[vincent-van-gtg]

[idrawsometimesss-deactivated202]

Remus being a skater boy (explains all the scars), Sirius doing Ballet (to piss his parents off), James as a hockey player, and Regulus as the ice skater (again to piss his parents off, it was Sirius's idea). Idk, this just makes sense ???

[hollowboobtheory]

the other cristmas meme i'm disappointed i haven't seen this year

[thund3rnrain]

Sobbing, screaming, throwing up because imagine in a post-war AU where James was a single dad of Harry after Lily was killed by Voldemort and Regulus had gone on to be a pro seeker and was Harry's favorite player and Harry had posters of him and his team all over his walls and one day James dropped the bomb that they had dated while at Hogwarts and Harry loses his shit with excitement and begs to meet him. James convinces Regulus to meet Harry and while Harry is fangirling over Regulus and asking him non-stop questions about quidditch, James and Regulus keep staring at each other and start talking again and a year later Harry is told his idol is gonna live with them and he fucking faints

[accio-sriracha]

Marauders paying attention in class:

~~~♤~~~

James, Peter, and Sirius: *Quietly taking notes for Remus during the full moon*

Dumbledore: *Nervous sweating*

McGonagall: *Checking textbooks for explosives*

Flitwick: *Silently praying*

Sprout: *Hiding plants*

Entire Castle: *Literally shaking*

Remus:

Remus: Awoooo

~~~♤~~~

[give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back]

Lily: Ok who else is hiding in the laundry room to listen to Sirius' and Remus' conversation

Marlene: I'm in the laundry basket

Regulus: I'm in the washing machine

James: I'm in the closet

Lily: And we accept you for who you are

James: No. I'm literally in the closet.

Marlene: Love is love.

[milleeeeeee]

pt.7

[4remus]

no but really think about it james and lily died when they were 21 why were they shown in the movies as if they were 55 ??? another reason to add to the other million already existing to reject canon and embrace delusion

[thatdeadbeeintheswimmingpool]

21 with a house? Now that’s the real delusion

[neverlostphotography]

In Shane we trust 🙏

[wearewatcher]

evil hozier

[cliveguy]

sometimes i watch an old piece of gay media from the 80s/90s/ even the early 2000s before gay people were seen as a profitable audience and they always have like... rawer and more interesting portrayals of gay people and gay sexuality than any mainstream modern media

[eddie-the-hair-munson]

Eddie showing up in Season 4 like:

[blinkybillies-deactivated202512]

forget stop tryna make straight characters gay someone tell the duffers to stop making gay characters straight