Ask Dr. J.A.B.

I lost a bet with Clef and now I get to run this stupid blog. [[Minors DNI || AdminBright Supporters DNI]] [[Otherwise, Interact w/ Caution & Care]] [[Hosted/Run: by Aries Raenidaez]] [[This exists solely for world-building purposes.]]

[thatemeraldbastard]

Figured this needed to be said for those who stumble across this blog.

Pretty standard DNI shit applies too. Don't @ me if you're homophobic, transphobic, racist, or other types of trash I haven't listed here.

[thatemeraldbastard]

I just saw Clef pull out a box of matches to light his cigarette. A box of matches! Like he has this aura about him. Fuck's sake, you are not a vibe you asshole!

[thatemeraldbastard]

Okay, I lied. It actually was kind of a vibe, I'm just hating.

[thealtoclef]

Didn't know y'were watchin' me like a damn hawk. Can't a man smoke in peace?

[thatemeraldbastard]

You are literally the only bastard I know who uses matches instead of a lighter. How am I supposed to ignore that??

[thatemeraldbastard]

I just saw Clef pull out a box of matches to light his cigarette. A box of matches! Like he has this aura about him. Fuck's sake, you are not a vibe you asshole!

[thatemeraldbastard]

Okay, I lied. It actually was kind of a vibe, I'm just hating.

[thatemeraldbastard]

You are green for a great reason!

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS-

[thatemeraldbastard]

((Howdy, it's Aries here. Brief ooc moment to let anybody who visits this blog know that I will answer all asks eventually, it just takes a hot minute for me to respond because of the fact that I prefer to draw my responses rather than just answer in text + I have some obligations unrelated to this blog. I hope your pillows are pleasantly chilled tonight.))

[thatemeraldbastard]

I just saw Clef pull out a box of matches to light his cigarette. A box of matches! Like he has this aura about him. Fuck's sake, you are not a vibe you asshole!

[thatemeraldbastard]

Why are you green ? - Deity of Apathy

Seriously, what are you people getting at? How am I "green"?

[thatemeraldbastard]

Do you prefer being taller or shorter than your partners? 😺

If it's any compensation, I have dated my fair share of short kings/queens/theys over the years too. It's just hard for me to care about something as trivial as height when mine changes so often.

[thatemeraldbastard]

You have been added to the collection :)

Uh... should I be concerned by this? What exactly is the "collection"?

[ask-dr-breen]

Dude. I think I've mixed up our coffee cups in the cafeteria yesterday. I just left the medbay with heart palpitations. Do you enjoy torturing yourself with coffee on a daily basis that much? I get immortality but that's just TORTURE

- @agentlament

"Ah, that's why it tasted like nothing..."

"Sorry, Troy! I think we really did swap our coffees! And I'm not that bad! You would get stronger coffees, too, if you were immortal and had built up a slight immunity to caffeine over time!"

[the-butterfly-prince]

"Uncle, it's that bad. That coffee could kill the dead!"

[ask-dr-breen]

"HEY! Lies and slander! My coffee is just a bit stronger than normal!"

[drgravessmorgue]

Thana, quietly pushing over her three empty cans of blue razz monster because she just opened her fourth :.....

[issac-cross]

Issac who’s accidentally taken a sip of Elias’ coffee, he just seems to be standing there face completely blank, and staring downwards at the floor arms trembling. “I can feel MY blood vibrating. ITS inside me.”

Sebby scuttles over to Issac, the crab seems concerned.

[ask-dr-breen]

Elias threw his hands in the air.

"THIS IS BULLYING, I'M SAYING."

[agentlament]

I think I have a permanent arythmia now, Elias

[ask-dr-breen]

"That's not true! Just wait a day or two, and you'll be back to normal!"

[agentlament]

Do you just... live through the heart palpitations for days and wait until it gets back to normal? You REALLY are a masochist

[ask-dr-breen]

"No. I'm just not used anymore to the limits a regular human body has. I'm immortal, remember? And I regenerate fast, so fast that many things don't have a real effect on me. Hell, the reason why my coffee is like this is because normal coffee doesn't affect me at all! Why do people forget this?"

[agentlament]

I feel like I won't forget now. No way. That coffee experience will serve as a really painful reminder...

[ask-dr-breen]

Elias patted his shoulder.

"There, there. You'll be fine. Simon was fine last time he accidentally drank my coffee."

[agentlament]

Wait, wasn't it the time he was on sick leave for a week? I remember because my mandatory psych evaluation got rescheduled. thank god

[ask-dr-breen]

"Nope, he got a fever that time. Had to restrain him because he wanted to do the evaluations no matter what. The coffee thing was last month, and Si was gone for two days."

[butterflyenjoyer]

I took a sip of your coffee once and I swear I could smell colors for like 9 hours.

[ask-dr-breen]

"Why is everyone bullying me. No one has respect for their elders to this day."

[thatemeraldbastard]

Elias if you're going to drink liquid crack, at LEAST have the decency to put some sugar in it. I wasn't expecting to get a taste of my father's soul the last time our orders got swapped.

[ask-dr-breen]

"OI! I put sugar in it! You were just unlucy to get a cup I hadn't added sugar to just yet!"

[thatemeraldbastard]

WHO THE FUCK WAITS TO PUT SUGAR IN THEIR COFFEE AFTER THEY PAY FOR IT???

[ask-dr-breen]

"I DO! Because I don't use that shitty refined thing they put in!"

[thatemeraldbastard]

Oh FUCK off. The refined shit isn't as bad as it used to be, you big baby!

[ask-dr-breen]

"Fuck off, ya emerald bastard! Can I juat prefer one tjing over the other?!"

[thatemeraldbastard]

Not when your personal preference tastes worse than death, brooch boy! Get better tastes!!

[ask-dr-breen]

"YOU WANNA GO??? I'M NOT ABOVE FISTFIGHTING ANOTHER VERSION OF MYSELF!"

[thatemeraldbastard]

YOU, ME. KETER WING. 10 MINUTES. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE.

[ask-dr-breen]

"CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, BITCH!"

[butterflyenjoyer]

Okay, so I just watched you two fight.

What the hell was that. Underwhelming as fuck.

[thatemeraldbastard]

It was a cheap shot! Don't act like you'd take a blow to the nose half as gracefully as I did!

[ask-dr-breen]

"YOU talk about cheap shots?! You bit off two of my fingers, motherfucker! It's gonna be a pain to heal that shit! It's even my dominant hand!"

He threw a fireball at him, purposefully missing as it was a warning shot.

"Be thankful I wasn't wearing rings!"

[thatemeraldbastard]

You're the one with magical bullshit. I had to even the playing field somehow!

Now if you'll excuse me... I think I need to lay down for a while. My head is pounding...

[ask-dr-breen]

Dude. I think I've mixed up our coffee cups in the cafeteria yesterday. I just left the medbay with heart palpitations. Do you enjoy torturing yourself with coffee on a daily basis that much? I get immortality but that's just TORTURE

- @agentlament

"Ah, that's why it tasted like nothing..."

"Sorry, Troy! I think we really did swap our coffees! And I'm not that bad! You would get stronger coffees, too, if you were immortal and had built up a slight immunity to caffeine over time!"

[the-butterfly-prince]

"Uncle, it's that bad. That coffee could kill the dead!"

[ask-dr-breen]

"HEY! Lies and slander! My coffee is just a bit stronger than normal!"

[drgravessmorgue]

Thana, quietly pushing over her three empty cans of blue razz monster because she just opened her fourth :.....

[issac-cross]

Issac who’s accidentally taken a sip of Elias’ coffee, he just seems to be standing there face completely blank, and staring downwards at the floor arms trembling. “I can feel MY blood vibrating. ITS inside me.”

Sebby scuttles over to Issac, the crab seems concerned.

[ask-dr-breen]

Elias threw his hands in the air.

"THIS IS BULLYING, I'M SAYING."

[agentlament]

I think I have a permanent arythmia now, Elias

[ask-dr-breen]

"That's not true! Just wait a day or two, and you'll be back to normal!"

[agentlament]

Do you just... live through the heart palpitations for days and wait until it gets back to normal? You REALLY are a masochist

[ask-dr-breen]

"No. I'm just not used anymore to the limits a regular human body has. I'm immortal, remember? And I regenerate fast, so fast that many things don't have a real effect on me. Hell, the reason why my coffee is like this is because normal coffee doesn't affect me at all! Why do people forget this?"

[agentlament]

I feel like I won't forget now. No way. That coffee experience will serve as a really painful reminder...

[ask-dr-breen]

Elias patted his shoulder.

"There, there. You'll be fine. Simon was fine last time he accidentally drank my coffee."

[agentlament]

Wait, wasn't it the time he was on sick leave for a week? I remember because my mandatory psych evaluation got rescheduled. thank god

[ask-dr-breen]

"Nope, he got a fever that time. Had to restrain him because he wanted to do the evaluations no matter what. The coffee thing was last month, and Si was gone for two days."

[butterflyenjoyer]

I took a sip of your coffee once and I swear I could smell colors for like 9 hours.

[ask-dr-breen]

"Why is everyone bullying me. No one has respect for their elders to this day."

[thatemeraldbastard]

Elias if you're going to drink liquid crack, at LEAST have the decency to put some sugar in it. I wasn't expecting to get a taste of my father's soul the last time our orders got swapped.

[ask-dr-breen]

"OI! I put sugar in it! You were just unlucy to get a cup I hadn't added sugar to just yet!"

[thatemeraldbastard]

WHO THE FUCK WAITS TO PUT SUGAR IN THEIR COFFEE AFTER THEY PAY FOR IT???

[ask-dr-breen]

"I DO! Because I don't use that shitty refined thing they put in!"

[thatemeraldbastard]

Oh FUCK off. The refined shit isn't as bad as it used to be, you big baby!

[ask-dr-breen]

"Fuck off, ya emerald bastard! Can I juat prefer one tjing over the other?!"

[thatemeraldbastard]

Not when your personal preference tastes worse than death, brooch boy! Get better tastes!!

[ask-dr-breen]

"YOU WANNA GO??? I'M NOT ABOVE FISTFIGHTING ANOTHER VERSION OF MYSELF!"

[thatemeraldbastard]

YOU, ME. KETER WING. 10 MINUTES. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE.

[ask-dr-breen]

"CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, BITCH!"

[butterflyenjoyer]

Okay, so I just watched you two fight.

What the hell was that. Underwhelming as fuck.

[thatemeraldbastard]

It was a cheap shot! Don't act like you'd take a blow to the nose half as gracefully as I did!

[ask-dr-breen]

Dude. I think I've mixed up our coffee cups in the cafeteria yesterday. I just left the medbay with heart palpitations. Do you enjoy torturing yourself with coffee on a daily basis that much? I get immortality but that's just TORTURE

- @agentlament

"Ah, that's why it tasted like nothing..."

"Sorry, Troy! I think we really did swap our coffees! And I'm not that bad! You would get stronger coffees, too, if you were immortal and had built up a slight immunity to caffeine over time!"

[the-butterfly-prince]

"Uncle, it's that bad. That coffee could kill the dead!"

[ask-dr-breen]

"HEY! Lies and slander! My coffee is just a bit stronger than normal!"

[drgravessmorgue]

Thana, quietly pushing over her three empty cans of blue razz monster because she just opened her fourth :.....

[issac-cross]

Issac who’s accidentally taken a sip of Elias’ coffee, he just seems to be standing there face completely blank, and staring downwards at the floor arms trembling. “I can feel MY blood vibrating. ITS inside me.”

Sebby scuttles over to Issac, the crab seems concerned.

[ask-dr-breen]

Elias threw his hands in the air.

"THIS IS BULLYING, I'M SAYING."

[agentlament]

I think I have a permanent arythmia now, Elias

[ask-dr-breen]

"That's not true! Just wait a day or two, and you'll be back to normal!"

[agentlament]

Do you just... live through the heart palpitations for days and wait until it gets back to normal? You REALLY are a masochist

[ask-dr-breen]

"No. I'm just not used anymore to the limits a regular human body has. I'm immortal, remember? And I regenerate fast, so fast that many things don't have a real effect on me. Hell, the reason why my coffee is like this is because normal coffee doesn't affect me at all! Why do people forget this?"

[agentlament]

I feel like I won't forget now. No way. That coffee experience will serve as a really painful reminder...

[ask-dr-breen]

Elias patted his shoulder.

"There, there. You'll be fine. Simon was fine last time he accidentally drank my coffee."

[agentlament]

Wait, wasn't it the time he was on sick leave for a week? I remember because my mandatory psych evaluation got rescheduled. thank god

[ask-dr-breen]

"Nope, he got a fever that time. Had to restrain him because he wanted to do the evaluations no matter what. The coffee thing was last month, and Si was gone for two days."

[butterflyenjoyer]

I took a sip of your coffee once and I swear I could smell colors for like 9 hours.

[ask-dr-breen]

"Why is everyone bullying me. No one has respect for their elders to this day."

[thatemeraldbastard]

Elias if you're going to drink liquid crack, at LEAST have the decency to put some sugar in it. I wasn't expecting to get a taste of my father's soul the last time our orders got swapped.

[ask-dr-breen]

"OI! I put sugar in it! You were just unlucy to get a cup I hadn't added sugar to just yet!"

[thatemeraldbastard]

WHO THE FUCK WAITS TO PUT SUGAR IN THEIR COFFEE AFTER THEY PAY FOR IT???

[ask-dr-breen]

"I DO! Because I don't use that shitty refined thing they put in!"

[thatemeraldbastard]

Oh FUCK off. The refined shit isn't as bad as it used to be, you big baby!

[ask-dr-breen]

"Fuck off, ya emerald bastard! Can I juat prefer one tjing over the other?!"

[thatemeraldbastard]

Not when your personal preference tastes worse than death, brooch boy! Get better tastes!!

[ask-dr-breen]

"YOU WANNA GO??? I'M NOT ABOVE FISTFIGHTING ANOTHER VERSION OF MYSELF!"

[thatemeraldbastard]

YOU, ME. KETER WING. 10 MINUTES. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE.

[ask-dr-breen]

Dude. I think I've mixed up our coffee cups in the cafeteria yesterday. I just left the medbay with heart palpitations. Do you enjoy torturing yourself with coffee on a daily basis that much? I get immortality but that's just TORTURE

- @agentlament

"Ah, that's why it tasted like nothing..."

"Sorry, Troy! I think we really did swap our coffees! And I'm not that bad! You would get stronger coffees, too, if you were immortal and had built up a slight immunity to caffeine over time!"

[the-butterfly-prince]

"Uncle, it's that bad. That coffee could kill the dead!"

[ask-dr-breen]

"HEY! Lies and slander! My coffee is just a bit stronger than normal!"

[drgravessmorgue]

Thana, quietly pushing over her three empty cans of blue razz monster because she just opened her fourth :.....

[issac-cross]

Issac who’s accidentally taken a sip of Elias’ coffee, he just seems to be standing there face completely blank, and staring downwards at the floor arms trembling. “I can feel MY blood vibrating. ITS inside me.”

Sebby scuttles over to Issac, the crab seems concerned.

[ask-dr-breen]

Elias threw his hands in the air.

"THIS IS BULLYING, I'M SAYING."

[agentlament]

I think I have a permanent arythmia now, Elias

[ask-dr-breen]

"That's not true! Just wait a day or two, and you'll be back to normal!"

[agentlament]

Do you just... live through the heart palpitations for days and wait until it gets back to normal? You REALLY are a masochist

[ask-dr-breen]

"No. I'm just not used anymore to the limits a regular human body has. I'm immortal, remember? And I regenerate fast, so fast that many things don't have a real effect on me. Hell, the reason why my coffee is like this is because normal coffee doesn't affect me at all! Why do people forget this?"

[agentlament]

I feel like I won't forget now. No way. That coffee experience will serve as a really painful reminder...

[ask-dr-breen]

Elias patted his shoulder.

"There, there. You'll be fine. Simon was fine last time he accidentally drank my coffee."

[agentlament]

Wait, wasn't it the time he was on sick leave for a week? I remember because my mandatory psych evaluation got rescheduled. thank god

[ask-dr-breen]

"Nope, he got a fever that time. Had to restrain him because he wanted to do the evaluations no matter what. The coffee thing was last month, and Si was gone for two days."

[butterflyenjoyer]

I took a sip of your coffee once and I swear I could smell colors for like 9 hours.

[ask-dr-breen]

"Why is everyone bullying me. No one has respect for their elders to this day."

[thatemeraldbastard]

Elias if you're going to drink liquid crack, at LEAST have the decency to put some sugar in it. I wasn't expecting to get a taste of my father's soul the last time our orders got swapped.

[ask-dr-breen]

"OI! I put sugar in it! You were just unlucy to get a cup I hadn't added sugar to just yet!"

[thatemeraldbastard]

WHO THE FUCK WAITS TO PUT SUGAR IN THEIR COFFEE AFTER THEY PAY FOR IT???

[ask-dr-breen]

"I DO! Because I don't use that shitty refined thing they put in!"

[thatemeraldbastard]

Oh FUCK off. The refined shit isn't as bad as it used to be, you big baby!

[ask-dr-breen]

"Fuck off, ya emerald bastard! Can I juat prefer one tjing over the other?!"

[thatemeraldbastard]

Not when your personal preference tastes worse than death, brooch boy! Get better tastes!!

[ask-dr-breen]

Dude. I think I've mixed up our coffee cups in the cafeteria yesterday. I just left the medbay with heart palpitations. Do you enjoy torturing yourself with coffee on a daily basis that much? I get immortality but that's just TORTURE

- @agentlament

"Ah, that's why it tasted like nothing..."

"Sorry, Troy! I think we really did swap our coffees! And I'm not that bad! You would get stronger coffees, too, if you were immortal and had built up a slight immunity to caffeine over time!"

[the-butterfly-prince]

"Uncle, it's that bad. That coffee could kill the dead!"

[ask-dr-breen]

"HEY! Lies and slander! My coffee is just a bit stronger than normal!"

[drgravessmorgue]

Thana, quietly pushing over her three empty cans of blue razz monster because she just opened her fourth :.....

[issac-cross]

Issac who’s accidentally taken a sip of Elias’ coffee, he just seems to be standing there face completely blank, and staring downwards at the floor arms trembling. “I can feel MY blood vibrating. ITS inside me.”

Sebby scuttles over to Issac, the crab seems concerned.

[ask-dr-breen]

Elias threw his hands in the air.

"THIS IS BULLYING, I'M SAYING."

[agentlament]

I think I have a permanent arythmia now, Elias

[ask-dr-breen]

"That's not true! Just wait a day or two, and you'll be back to normal!"

[agentlament]

Do you just... live through the heart palpitations for days and wait until it gets back to normal? You REALLY are a masochist

[ask-dr-breen]

"No. I'm just not used anymore to the limits a regular human body has. I'm immortal, remember? And I regenerate fast, so fast that many things don't have a real effect on me. Hell, the reason why my coffee is like this is because normal coffee doesn't affect me at all! Why do people forget this?"

[agentlament]

I feel like I won't forget now. No way. That coffee experience will serve as a really painful reminder...

[ask-dr-breen]

Elias patted his shoulder.

"There, there. You'll be fine. Simon was fine last time he accidentally drank my coffee."

[agentlament]

Wait, wasn't it the time he was on sick leave for a week? I remember because my mandatory psych evaluation got rescheduled. thank god

[ask-dr-breen]

"Nope, he got a fever that time. Had to restrain him because he wanted to do the evaluations no matter what. The coffee thing was last month, and Si was gone for two days."

[butterflyenjoyer]

I took a sip of your coffee once and I swear I could smell colors for like 9 hours.

[ask-dr-breen]

"Why is everyone bullying me. No one has respect for their elders to this day."

[thatemeraldbastard]

Elias if you're going to drink liquid crack, at LEAST have the decency to put some sugar in it. I wasn't expecting to get a taste of my father's soul the last time our orders got swapped.

[ask-dr-breen]

"OI! I put sugar in it! You were just unlucy to get a cup I hadn't added sugar to just yet!"

[thatemeraldbastard]

WHO THE FUCK WAITS TO PUT SUGAR IN THEIR COFFEE AFTER THEY PAY FOR IT???

[ask-dr-breen]

"I DO! Because I don't use that shitty refined thing they put in!"

[thatemeraldbastard]

Oh FUCK off. The refined shit isn't as bad as it used to be, you big baby!

[ask-dr-breen]

Dude. I think I've mixed up our coffee cups in the cafeteria yesterday. I just left the medbay with heart palpitations. Do you enjoy torturing yourself with coffee on a daily basis that much? I get immortality but that's just TORTURE

- @agentlament

"Ah, that's why it tasted like nothing..."

"Sorry, Troy! I think we really did swap our coffees! And I'm not that bad! You would get stronger coffees, too, if you were immortal and had built up a slight immunity to caffeine over time!"

[the-butterfly-prince]

"Uncle, it's that bad. That coffee could kill the dead!"

[ask-dr-breen]

"HEY! Lies and slander! My coffee is just a bit stronger than normal!"

[drgravessmorgue]

Thana, quietly pushing over her three empty cans of blue razz monster because she just opened her fourth :.....

[issac-cross]

Issac who’s accidentally taken a sip of Elias’ coffee, he just seems to be standing there face completely blank, and staring downwards at the floor arms trembling. “I can feel MY blood vibrating. ITS inside me.”

Sebby scuttles over to Issac, the crab seems concerned.

[ask-dr-breen]

Elias threw his hands in the air.

"THIS IS BULLYING, I'M SAYING."

[agentlament]

I think I have a permanent arythmia now, Elias

[ask-dr-breen]

"That's not true! Just wait a day or two, and you'll be back to normal!"

[agentlament]

Do you just... live through the heart palpitations for days and wait until it gets back to normal? You REALLY are a masochist

[ask-dr-breen]

"No. I'm just not used anymore to the limits a regular human body has. I'm immortal, remember? And I regenerate fast, so fast that many things don't have a real effect on me. Hell, the reason why my coffee is like this is because normal coffee doesn't affect me at all! Why do people forget this?"

[agentlament]

I feel like I won't forget now. No way. That coffee experience will serve as a really painful reminder...

[ask-dr-breen]

Elias patted his shoulder.

"There, there. You'll be fine. Simon was fine last time he accidentally drank my coffee."

[agentlament]

Wait, wasn't it the time he was on sick leave for a week? I remember because my mandatory psych evaluation got rescheduled. thank god

[ask-dr-breen]

"Nope, he got a fever that time. Had to restrain him because he wanted to do the evaluations no matter what. The coffee thing was last month, and Si was gone for two days."

[butterflyenjoyer]

I took a sip of your coffee once and I swear I could smell colors for like 9 hours.

[ask-dr-breen]

"Why is everyone bullying me. No one has respect for their elders to this day."

[thatemeraldbastard]

Elias if you're going to drink liquid crack, at LEAST have the decency to put some sugar in it. I wasn't expecting to get a taste of my father's soul the last time our orders got swapped.

[ask-dr-breen]

"OI! I put sugar in it! You were just unlucy to get a cup I hadn't added sugar to just yet!"

[thatemeraldbastard]

WHO THE FUCK WAITS TO PUT SUGAR IN THEIR COFFEE AFTER THEY PAY FOR IT???

[ask-dr-breen]

Dude. I think I've mixed up our coffee cups in the cafeteria yesterday. I just left the medbay with heart palpitations. Do you enjoy torturing yourself with coffee on a daily basis that much? I get immortality but that's just TORTURE

- @agentlament

"Ah, that's why it tasted like nothing..."

"Sorry, Troy! I think we really did swap our coffees! And I'm not that bad! You would get stronger coffees, too, if you were immortal and had built up a slight immunity to caffeine over time!"

[the-butterfly-prince]

"Uncle, it's that bad. That coffee could kill the dead!"

[ask-dr-breen]

"HEY! Lies and slander! My coffee is just a bit stronger than normal!"

[drgravessmorgue]

Thana, quietly pushing over her three empty cans of blue razz monster because she just opened her fourth :.....

[issac-cross]

Issac who’s accidentally taken a sip of Elias’ coffee, he just seems to be standing there face completely blank, and staring downwards at the floor arms trembling. “I can feel MY blood vibrating. ITS inside me.”

Sebby scuttles over to Issac, the crab seems concerned.

[ask-dr-breen]

Elias threw his hands in the air.

"THIS IS BULLYING, I'M SAYING."

[agentlament]

I think I have a permanent arythmia now, Elias

[ask-dr-breen]

"That's not true! Just wait a day or two, and you'll be back to normal!"

[agentlament]

Do you just... live through the heart palpitations for days and wait until it gets back to normal? You REALLY are a masochist

[ask-dr-breen]

"No. I'm just not used anymore to the limits a regular human body has. I'm immortal, remember? And I regenerate fast, so fast that many things don't have a real effect on me. Hell, the reason why my coffee is like this is because normal coffee doesn't affect me at all! Why do people forget this?"

[agentlament]

I feel like I won't forget now. No way. That coffee experience will serve as a really painful reminder...

[ask-dr-breen]

Elias patted his shoulder.

"There, there. You'll be fine. Simon was fine last time he accidentally drank my coffee."

[agentlament]

Wait, wasn't it the time he was on sick leave for a week? I remember because my mandatory psych evaluation got rescheduled. thank god

[ask-dr-breen]

"Nope, he got a fever that time. Had to restrain him because he wanted to do the evaluations no matter what. The coffee thing was last month, and Si was gone for two days."

[butterflyenjoyer]

I took a sip of your coffee once and I swear I could smell colors for like 9 hours.

[ask-dr-breen]

"Why is everyone bullying me. No one has respect for their elders to this day."

[thatemeraldbastard]

Elias if you're going to drink liquid crack, at LEAST have the decency to put some sugar in it. I wasn't expecting to get a taste of my father's soul the last time our orders got swapped.

[thatemeraldbastard]

Eat a whole spoon

You know, it's kind of funny how I saw this after I JUST had three spoons surgically removed from my stomach three weeks ago.

No pics of the scars though. I don't like showing skin.