Dance like no ones watching.

Miranda. 23. FL. I like animals, stupid jokes, and I'm generally pretty good at making a fool of myself.

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[hannahhillam]

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

[coffeeandstring]

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

[fatsexybitch]

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

[hollowedskin]

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

[everydayconman]

[poetic]

[bando--grand-scamyon]

MESSAGE

[dripping-adorableness]

Whoo shit

[modernday-siren]

ooo bitch!

[streetlifemanifesto]

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

[sarapsys]

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

[bigmouthlass]

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

[bane-of-technology]

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[jay-hoover]

Legs thrown over mine, a hand on her coffee mug, another is grasping the back of my neck, while her thumb gently runs circles under my ear. There’s something poetic about how she sips her morning coffee and how her eyes smile under her eyelashes. In this moment, nothing could make it more perfect. Besides pulling her closer, and whispering, ‘i love you,’ in her ear, as she holds on to me tighter.

[Jay]

Instagram | Published book of poetry found here

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[starswift-borzoi]

Green Collar Boy voices his opinion about getting his nails trimmed.

17 Days

[valdrake]

I swear to God he says “fuck you” in response to being called a good boy.

[starswift-borzoi]

Good Lord! He does say “fuck you” where did my sweet innocent pup learn this phrase?!

[sixpenceee]

This perspective makes it look like the moon is melting. (Source)

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[jay-hoover]

Standing at the foot of my bed I’m telling myself I don’t want to be this sad That there’s 86,400 seconds in a day And you occupy 86,399 of them. I’m standing at the foot of my bed Staring at my sheets Telling myself I don’t want to be sad. That it takes 1560 seconds to wash My sheets and 3612 seconds to Dry them. I’m staring at these damn pillows Wondering how long I’m going to remember That you like the left side and I like The right but I still manage to sleep On the left because it brings me closer To feeling you in the same room as me. There’s 86,400 seconds in a day And you are occupying 86,399 of them.

[Jay]

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[factsmyguy-deactivated20180214]

i deadass lost interest in everything. im just cruising on autopilot rn

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[sweetsteeths]

I am so sick of being sad!!! okay brain!!! I get it!!! shit happened!!! stop being so melodramatic it’s over now. we still gotta, like…live n shit!!!