*Not giving a fuck intensifies*

Sup! The name's Asa. I am 18 and I dont know what I'm fucking doing. I really like fighting games and Overwatch (Z A R Y A). SC is asa-madness if you want

[hipotonix]

Reasons why Denny’s doesn’t feel real

I’m pretty much only there at 2am-3am where there’s only ever 1-3 other people, most of the time there to sober up

Every time I am there at said time there’s always a cook loudly (but greatly) singing miscellaneous songs

Their social media person/people

Any time I pass through their doors I feel as though my soul has left the real world and traveled to a different plane of existence.

Whenever I go in for a late night meal there’s weird documentaries on (one having a 30 minute explanation of everything wrong with sharknado)

Seriously, are their social media people okay?

Half the time when I wake up the next day I wonder if me going to Denny’s was just a weird dream

Social media people, are you safe? do you need a hug

[dennys]

good reasons

[ate-wapakels69-deactivated20170]

Aliens but they take shit too seriously

Human: the day i run a marathon is the day i die.

Alien: *makes note to keep human away from marathons*

Weeks later

Human: Just got back from a marathon!

Alien: *SCREECH*

[spacefaringviking]

Human: Dude, when you hear this you’ll shit bricks!

Alien: *Eye tendrils flex* I-i-i’d prefer if you wouldnt tell me, thank you.

[thereisnoneedtocallmesir]

Human when it is hot: “I will fucking fight the sun”

Alien: “Please don’t. And you know that that isn’t possible”

-

Human: “If you say that one more time I will kill you”

Alien: “REQUESTING BACK UP, THE HUMAN WANT TO KILL EACH OTHER, I DON’T KNOW WHY”

-

Human: “Quit scaring me like that, you gave me a heart attack”

Alien: “Why aren’t you going to the hospital yet?”

[lav-enderlemon]

“Oh god when I show my parents my report card they are going to kill me!!!”

“CONTROL CENTRE YES WE NEED ALL EYES ON THE HUMAN’S BIRTHLINGS I THINK THEY ARE PLANNING A HOMICIDE-”

[charlesoberonn]

[the-real-eye-to-see]

I love it! What are they singing about?

[cynnsei]

i just fell in love

[laddyl]

💜💜 Amazing❣❣

[queenofsimplicity]

Bro legit tears

[chvptertoo]

It’s back 😭❤️❤️

[black-geek-supremacy]

@mbflyer

[mbflyer]

Wow, not sure what they were saying. Don’t matter. Thank you for this.

[black-geek-supremacy]

Yw bruh 😊

[thequeenadwoa]

Kuliko Jana (More than yesterday) by Sauti Sol

Bwana ni mwokozi wangu, Tena ni kiongozi wangu Ananipenda leo kuliko jana Baraka zake hazikwishi, si kama binadamu habadiliki Ananipenda leo kuliko jana Kuliko Jana Kuliko Jana Yesu nipende leo kuliko jana Kuliko Jana Kuliko Jana Yesu nipende leo kuliko jana Nakuomba Mungu awasamehe Wangalijua jinsi unavyonipenda mimi wasingenisema Na maadui wangu nawaombe maisha marefu, wazidi kuona ukinibariki Ujue binadamu ni waajabu sana Walimkana Yesu mara tatu kabla jogoo kuwika Ujue binadamu ni waajabu sana Walimsulubisha Yesu Messiah bila kusita Bwana ni mwokozi wangu, Tena ni kiongozi wangu Ananipenda leo kuliko jana Baraka zake hazikwishi, si kama binadamu habadiliki Ananipenda leo kuliko jana Kuliko Jana Kuliko Jana Yesu nipende leo kuliko jana Kuliko Jana Kuliko Jana Yesu nipende leo kuliko jana Wewe ndio nategemea, Kufa kupona baba nakutegemea Chochote kitanikatsia, kuingia mbinguni utaniondolea (oooh oooh yeah) Wewe ndio nategemea, (amen) Kufa kupona baba nakutegemea (oh oh) Chochote kitanikatsia, kuingia mbinguni utaniondolea (wewe, ndio nategemea) Wewe ndio nategemea, Kufa kupona ndio nategemea (Eh bwana) Chochote kitanikatsia, kuingia mbinguni utaniondolea (Eh, maisha yangu yote) Wewe ndio nategemea, (kwa nguvu zangu zote), kufa kupona baba nakutegemea (nakutegemea) Chochote kitanikatsia, kuingia mbinguni utaniondolea (oooooooh) Bwana ni mwokozi wangu, Tena ni mkombozi wangu Ananipenda leo kuliko jana Baraka zake hazikwishi, si kama binadamu habadiliki Ananipenda leo kuliko jana Kuliko Jana Kuliko Jana Yesu nipende leo kuliko jana Kuliko Jana Kuliko Jana Yesu nipende leo kuliko jana Wewe ndio nategemea (wewe), kufa kupona baba nakutegemea (wewe) Chochote kitanikatsia (uh-huh), kuingia mbinguni utaniondolea Wewe ndio nategemea (oooh), kufa kupona baba nakutegemea (nakutegemea) Chochote kitanikatsia kuingia mbinguni utaniondolea Bwana ni mwokozi wangu, Tena ni mkombozi wangu Ananipenda leo kuliko jana Baraka zake hazikwishi, si kama binadamu habadiliki Ananipenda leo kuliko jana Kuliko Jana Kuliko Jana Nipende leo Kuliko Jana

More than Yesterday

Jesus is my savior, and then my leader He loves me more today than yesterday His blessings are endless, he changes not like human does He loves me more today than yesterday More than Yesterday More than Yesterday Jesus love me more today than yesterday More than Yesterday More than Yesterday Jesus love me more today than yesterday I pray to you Lord to forgive them If only they knew how much you loved me, they’d not mock me And to my enemies I wish a long life, so that they see you bless me Know that human beings are surprising The rejected Jesus thrice before the cock crowed Know that human beings are surprising They crucified Jesus the Messiah without hesitation Jesus is my savior, and then my leader He loves me more today than yesterday His blessings are endless, he changes not like human does He loves me more today than yesterday More than Yesterday More than Yesterday Jesus love me more today than yesterday More than Yesterday More than Yesterday Jesus love me more today than yesterday You are the one I depend on, in death or sickness I depend on you father For anything that hinders me, from getting into heaven you will remove fore me You are the one I depend on, in death or sickness I depend on you father For anything that hinders me, from getting into heaven you will remove fore me You are the one I depend on, in death or sickness I depend on you father For anything that hinders me, from getting into heaven you will remove fore me You are the one I depend on, in death or sickness I depend on you father For anything that hinders me, from getting into heaven you will remove fore me You are the one I depend on, in death or sickness I depend on you father For anything that hinders me, from getting into heaven you will remove fore me The Lord is my savior, and then my deliverer He loves me more today than yesterday His blessings are endless, he changes not like human does He loves me more today than yesterday More than Yesterday More than Yesterday Jesus love me more today than yesterday More than Yesterday More than Yesterday Jesus love me more today than yesterday You are the one I depend on, in death or sickness I depend on you father For anything that hinders me, from getting into heaven you will remove fore me You are the one I depend on, in death or sickness I depend on you father For anything that hinders me, from getting into heaven you will remove fore me You are the one I depend on, in death or sickness I depend on you father For anything that hinders me, from getting into heaven you will remove fore me You are the one I depend on, in death or sickness I depend on you father For anything that hinders me, from getting into heaven you will remove fore me You are the one I depend on, in death or sickness I depend on you father For anything that hinders me, from getting into heaven you will remove fore me The Lord is my savior, and then my deliverer He loves me more today than yesterday His blessings are endless, he changes not like human does He loves me more today than yesterday More than Yesterday More than Yesterday Jesus love me more today than yesterday More than Yesterday More than Yesterday Jesus love me more today than yesterday

[swagintherain]

These are KILLING me

[ridleydaisy]

The Last of Us (2013) |  Logan (2017) |  Stranger Things: Chapter Nine: The Gate (2017)

[use87661-deactivated20230407]

#an aesthetic: gritty but softhearted father figures with their super powered daughters driving off into the next adventure

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

the 2020s are also going to be called the “roaring 20s” but this time its because everyone will always be in a fursuit the whole time

[ladygolem]

the rawring twenties ^w^

[queenofthequillandink]

kill me in 2019

[official-sokka]

“WHEN YOU WALK AWAY, YOU DON’T HEAR ME SAY, PLEASE OH BABY DON’T GO. SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE WAY THAT YOU’RE MAKING ME FEEEEEEL TONIGHT”

[browain-deactivated20190611]

so this just happened

[krabby-kronicle]

[nucleic-friend-deactivated20171]

this has a completely different meaning this year than last year doesn’t it

[amtrax]

Wow the bs this year made me forget the DANGEROUS bs from last year.

[ethicalanimefordecenthumanbeings]

There was this high school in my district whose mascot was the Padres and they had a mural of this muscular, faceless priest on one of the walls it was incredible

just look at this fucking dude

[nyabbycat]

this season is gold

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[snoopingasusualisee]

Yeah.

[interrogationspecialist]

Don’t Like That

[theamazingsallyhogan]

But wait, there’s more!

Watch the transitions from book to Dreamworks movie.

[thefloatingstone]

Anime cliches I miss because they don’t really do them any more

The sweatdrop

Liberal use of the V sign, even in situations that did not call for it and does not require a camera to be present.

Falling over because someone said or did something so incredibly stupid it made you lose all strength and will to live.

When they do the anime face thing

Making characters squishy

the dignity laugh

[czarryy]

theres a special place in my heart for the dignity laugh

[boredzoi]

This is the first 100% pure and good post I’ve seen on this hellsite in years

[snoopingasusualisee]

list of characters that would be weirdly sexualized if they were made today

[snoopingasusualisee]

[mythicalpiranha-moved-deactivat]

[medusabraids]

[mygraveyardcrew]

when A Straight™ says, “oh, you’re gay now?”

[uuchiha]

[swan2swan]

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

[booasaur]

Drumline (2002) 

[closedmindsdontlearnshit]

✊🏾

[chocolatcrush]

Don’t let these men play with ya 🤜🏾💪🏾

[chleopatraapaige]

I still admire this to this day.

[clarknokent]

This movie was really pretty great