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The human trafficking crisis in Africa needs more attention. Africans are being sold like slaves and there has yet to be outrage in the western world. There is literally video footage of Africans being sold to Arabs. SLAVERY IS STILL ALIVE AND WELL

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Source from BBC news: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/world-africa-42038451

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qabby

girls are just so [clenches fist] fucking pretty

bittersweetsadboi

Me reading smut:

Me reading fluff:

How come for why?

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We stan

nat-20s

Listen disney owning fucking everything deeply deeply sucks and I hate it so much but getting to claim that all disney owned properties are set in the same universe is very fun

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Starting a new theory that Troy Bolton is Luke Skywalker’s direct descendant

punkrocktaire

So is Bucky Barnes.

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anyone wanna read the fake script for a black panther 2 trailer I wrote right after infinity war came out and forgot about

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insp by this comic

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Hey, uh, op? Holy shit

law-the-lewd

WHOA

nessa007

Yeah, that is America’s ass

veggiedaddy

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

and my bow

And my axe

Chadwick Boseman showing how to do Endgame press.

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lumberzachary

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

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I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair

stametsculberr

to quote the icon that is john mulaney: “i have had a long day, i am very small and i have no money so you can imagine the kind of stress i am under”

antifa-hulk

lgbt ppl force their lifestyle on ppl? Try telling a straight woman at a hair salon you, a woman, want a buzzcut

itistired

Ashckdb when I was getting my hair cut off I showed lady the picture and she went to my mom to ask and my mom was like “….she 19” and then lady argued with me about during the ENTIRE cut and everytime she cut it shorter she said “this is nice, right? Keep it like this” I DONT WANT A BOB KAREN JUST CUT IT OFF

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I was trying to go from hair halfway down my shoulder blades to a pixie cut and the lady kept asking thinking she was done (even though I’d given her a pic) my mom and I kept having to tell her “no. Even shorter” and she was like “rEaLlY” the whole godddamn time. Like please just do your job

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This exact reason is why I got to barbers and not places that typically work with women’s hair. At a typical salon, it’s a battle to get just a clean, short cut, and I end up walking out looking like I’m ready to pick a fight with a manager in a grocery store. At a barber? Usually the guys are super chill about it and excited to see how they can make the cut work with my facial structure. Only a few times I’ve had a guy warn me, “there’s some parts of this cut that are super masculine, I know a way we can make it still the same cut but a *little* softer” and even then it turned out amazing.

So tl;dr pro tip for ladies looking for that nice clean buzz; barbers can be your best friend!

plaidos

i have a lesbian friend called Maggie who claims to be stupid but has given me some of the most powerful advice ive ever received, information that only a lesbian could deliver

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she used to work for a gay club where her job would be to carry around a tray of shots (she’s like pretty short and had one (1) extremely buff arm because of this bc she had to hold the tray real high above her head when going thru crowds) and she found that obviously she’d get tipped better if she dressed sexy, so she’d come to work in just lingerie and bunny ears, and i was like “damn i could never” and i asked her how she had the body confidence to do it

her answer was “oh i don’t i’m just dumb” and honestly? that’s the best piece of advice i’ve ever been given, period.

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she told me that a good sport/hobby for depressed lesbians to take up is martial arts, because not only does it give you a reason to get out the house and socialise more, but because it gives you a good way to get more control over your body in more ways than one

not only does it prepare you for a potential time in later your life where you might need to defend yourself against non-consensual touching (be it sexual or otherwise) but it gives you a way to platonically, professionally and most importantly consensually be touched and touched other people in a semi-public, friendly environment, and she told me it’s really important that lesbians do that because we can get so caught up in our heads about being touched & not being touched. it also works as an environment where you can always say “stop” and you know they will - because that’s the point

Maggie is wise beyond her years

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i was once discussing the big spoon/little spoon with a friend and she interupted us and gave the most definitive answer i’ve ever heard; the wisest addition to Big Spoon/Little Spoon discourse anybody could have, something i still think about every day.

she said “middle spoon” and for the first time in my life it DAWNED ON ME you could do BOTH at ONCE

anyway hats off to Maggie she’s one of my favourite people in the world