ThatGuySerenity

Trans guy, just being me.

[sethclearwatermybeloved-deactiv]

jacob: sorry i’m late! i broke down on the way here.

seth: oh, no! is your car okay?

jacob: car?

[d0nn0]

Just a reminder to check if you are accidentally using your data and not your wifi so you can swap back over

[oliries]

time is running out

[whitepeopletwitter]

[northeastartist]

I think I relate to Agnes the Dumpster witch more than anything from Kindergarten 2

[linguisticfishstick]

No one:

@write-it-motherfuckers : Hey Dearies wanna go kill some people?

[write-it-motherfuckers]

I feel attacked.

[undead0relived]

XD well, I’d join ya, not too good with slice and dice, but I know a bit about poisonous plants

[write-it-motherfuckers]

The real question is how many Darlings could I convince to join me?

[stupendous-science]

Sounds like a fun but terrible decision.

I’m in

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Excellent~ 

[write-it-motherfuckers]

@never-ending-deamworld

Excellent.

[toomuchdickfort]

I can’t come Bc death makes me sad but I can offer snacks when you’re done! And water?

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Sounds perfect Darling, thank you 🖤

[pythagoreanquills]

I’m great at making explosives out of absolutely anything and everything. Also just booby traps and stuff. Guerrilla warfare is my fucking thing

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Oh I like you~ 

[arcticfern]

I’m at work, but I can join you on break. I’ll bring my Keyblade

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Excellent!

[magnificentwritingqueen-deactiv]

I look good in black and I’m handy with daggers and swords😉

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Excellent. Welcome Darling~ 

[wickedwriterofthesouth]

Need curses, hexes and healing? This witch ya guy :p

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Fuck yeah we do. Welcome aboard.

[just-gone-for-something]

Will crossbows be of good use?

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Fuck yes they will.

[spaceman-main]

Listen, I’m here to shoot a bitch and look hot, I’m down when you’d are

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Perfect~

[theofficialpeanutgallery]

*knocks an arrow to my longbow* K who are we going after? Nazis? White Supremacists? Autism Speaks?

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Yes. 

[moonshadow0]

I’m not great physically, but i know a lot of theory! I’m also pretty good on a horse, so if we lose technological communication, I’m down for being messenger and offering strangely specific ways to kill people!

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Excellent Darling~!

[mav-erick]

I’m too empathetic to hurt people myself, but if you need a “guy-in-the-chair”, I’ve got you. Plans, layouts, costumes, comms, behind-the-scenes? I’ve got your back.

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Sounds good Darling. Welcome.

[toughaqua777]

Um….I can’t kill people. But my dog can!

[write-it-motherfuckers]

What a good pupper.

[undead0relived]

I just have my cats really. Cupid and Luna.

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Please tell your cats I love them, and their names.

[colorfulandpastel]

I can help translate if we leave the country!!!!

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Perfect!

[bluecrossx]

U-Um hi …i don’t know if this is helpful b-but ..i know how to dissolve bodys…..

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Oh that’s very helpful Darling~ 😈

[tateisabigmood]

i can make a wicked after-killing-spree snack…..that would be handy…’cause food and stuff.

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Sounds fantastic Darling.

[oh-thats-fantastic]

Lady of the Lake threw a shield at me with these rad ass spikes, just point me in the right direction fam and its paladin time

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Welcome~!

[genderfluid-daemon-faerie-deact]

Can i come to?

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Absolutely Darling.

[lazy-bones-mountain-deactivated]

I’m bloody tempted to join the club just cause. Maybe help torture any cuties we find with my claws and I’ll sharpen my fangs too~ I hope I would be useful though 0.0

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Sounds good to me Darling. Plenty of horrible people to go round.

[sora-kinomoto]

As I probably wouldn’t handle death all that well either I’d like to help with setting up post-killing celebrations and zones for the potentially traumatized and wounded! A stupid amount of those listed targets have weapons of their own.

[lonleyghostposts]

@write-it-motherfuckers This is all amazing and stuff, but who are we fighting? 

[write-it-motherfuckers]

We have a very very long list Darling. I suggest checking the notes for more ;)

[that-crow-kid]

I know lots of… creative ways to kill people… and I know how to leave false evidence without also leaving true evidence, and how to leave no evidence at all… and how to avoid/disable cameras…. can I help?

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Absolutely Darling, we have lots you can help with.

[multifandomqualitytrash]

My dad is in the marines… he is a pilot but guess what??? He teached me how to shoot and how to fly and I can stole the keys to the hangar. So… who needs a pilot???

[write-it-motherfuckers]

We could always use a pilot Darling one~

[thatguyserenity]

I can act as bait to lure them into a fatal ambush! Would that help?

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

some time ago i read good omens and thought “great book, but what if crowley were gay, a great writer, and somewhat sexually involved with aziraphale?” and, me being me, i wrote a poem on this concept entitled “What If An Angel And A Demon Fell In Love? Wouldn’t That Be Nifty?” and today it won me a hundred fucking dollars in a poetry contest. so take that neil gaiman

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

Oh lover, you’re a triumph, an undone calamity As flagrantly forbidden as the fruit up Eden’s tree I’m coiled like a caliphate; your hand crawls up my thigh The only of the seven sins you never can deny

You’ll never say you love me, though; you can’t admit you care You won’t admit you love me like the drowning love the air You claim that I am nothing but the pride before the fall And maybe I have fallen, but I love you, after all

For I’m a devil; I can raise, then raze, than radiate I am a devil; I bleed black as ichor soaked in hate I am a devil; I deal in the secret side of pain Renunciation of salvation, dreamers down the drain.

And you’re an angel; you protect and guard all wondrous things You are an angel; you can rest the wide world on your wings You are an angel; you give the ineffable a voice You’re absolutes and absolution; I’m the thrill of choice.

Oh, lover, you are swords and crowns, crucifictitious tears, You’re covenants and convents and ecclesiastic years, Evangelist, avenger, Jonah in the wailing wall Pour plagues into the populace and kill the first sons, all

You want to say you love me like all demons love despair I want to say I love you like all angels love their prayer Oh lover, I’ll prostrate myself and never cut my hair, Oh lover, I have loved you since before the stars were there

You are an angel; you can lead the righteous in attack I am a devil; I can lead the wretched fighting back, I live to love you; it cleaves like a comet ’cross my soul You incarnation of creation I cannot control Though I cannot he holy, when I’m with you, I am whole.

[two-nipples-maybe-more]

[mewwitch]

[thatguyserenity]

I have published work that cannot hold a candle to this. Well done, and kudos.

[durbikins]

Visit Original Link

I am just a kitten, hardly fit my mittens.

[gelatinous-cubicle]

[goldenmarinaart]

Will listen later

[northeastartist]

NOSTALLLLGIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[deanky]

Have to admit I go to Hot Topic so I can say this, does anyone know what’s up with that shirt of anime Spongebob transforming into a muscular version of himself behind broken glass?

[deanky]

You see

[deanky]

[skyroller]

holy FUCK i need this

[psolarxidas]

HOLY shit-

[seraphicdarliing]

[bogleech]

Frankly just proud for her

[byebyebitches2024]

he’s possesed by evil markiplier

[dilfslayer1080p]

THIS IS A FUCKIN WHO KILLED MARKIPLIER AU

[astudyingreer]

I fucking choked on my water

[isa-ghost]

[northeastartist]

I just….. This is a clusterfuck…

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Me and this group of other elf warrior people had to restore a ruined kingdom, but instead of helping the creatures there, we just stole all their stuff.

[thatguyserenity]

Who let the rogue lead the party?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Photos from the Balkan with no context, part 1: just Slavs being Slavic

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Another one

[one-time-i-dreamt]

All three are from Croatia, by the way.

[clawmarkz]

A whole country of Florida Man

[one-time-i-dreamt]

And this is how they install the AC here on the 7th floor!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[bouncyrabbit-deactivated2024033]

I am from Croatia. Can confirm everything. And if I might add, here is some more:

[northeastartist]

This post is a good post.

[thetrippytrip]

If he manages to get that story viral, he’ll get a job 5 times better than his last one #youknowwhatImean

[waaisted-daasiiess]

BLOW THIS SHIT UP

[my-dankest-stolen-memes]

[brandyandpipetobacco]

This is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve seen in weeks.

[the-quierdest-deactivated202506]

No no you're missing the best part

[crisshowell]

when Phil goes back in the North and Dan gets to go too :’)

// when Phil goes back in the North and Dan doesn’t get to go :(

[crisshowell]

when Phil goes back in the North and Dan doesn’t get to go :(

// when Phil goes back in the North and Dan gets to go too :’)

[theminingengineer]

@every-n-anything @medic981

[fanonical]

hermione writes fanfic in theory, which means she has three completed fics, seventeen wips, and three binders full of ideas that’ll never see the light of day