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Greetings everyone, you can read stories I post up, post your own, or even ask my characters questions, which will not have a picture since I suck at drawing anything at all, good day.

[pyromaniacblujay]

[sandersstudies]

My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

[sandersstudies]

She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.

[hoonkus-deactivated20230701]

Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.

[sandersstudies]

Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (she’d dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didn’t doze off (concussion risk).

You’ve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said “hey please don’t be mad” and he’s never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.

[deliciouspaintthinner]

Girl: *calls for aid*

Every single dad packed into the car:

[sandersstudies]

This is possibly my favorite response to this post

[i-like-to-think-that-im-cool]

This girls father: Thanks for helping my daughter out guys

Your husband and all his coworkers:

[brightlotusmoon]

[enjayvee]

—ma’am that’s the Daycare Attendant in a Dark Souls AU.

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

saw this guy while watching KOG pilot for the first time and went "AYO???????" XD

[twinanimatronics]

They put a crack right where FNaF Sun has one and I was like: “THEY HAVE TO HAVE DONE THAT ON PURPOSE!”

[ianthe]

[death-by-lulz]

[laranoa]

This post is so fucking old–the old anon icon? Non-rebloggable asks? The gray bar at the bottom? Truly a relic

[ianthe]

people are still reblogging it. incredible. love u all

[ruriginzuishou]

The Avengers gif here is definitely a sign this post is from 2013

[ianthe]

it will never dieeeeeeeee and neither will iiiiiiiii

[charlesoberonn]

Still rocking the hot pink hair all these years later. Iconic.

[fyageee]

Based on twt poll. I really had fun rendering that crying Sebek 🤣

[kirukrono]

Motivational vent art

[skipsjack]

INCREDIBLE news on the Hornet lore everyone

[yupmabel]

happy doodle before something inevitably happens to them in silksong...

[acapelladitty]

I know it's a hot topic but would you ever think about using AI to finish a fic you're finding hard to write?

Honestly? I'd rather put out an open campfire with my clit than use AI for anything creative.

[acapelladitty]

an honour

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

[recess-is-in]

oh ffs what's today's imaginary dog whistle

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Maybe she's trolling?

Imagine getting shot because you ate blueberries.

[homunculus-argument]

Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".

[chipjrwibignaturals]

incredibly funny that "and they were roommates" became like. code for being gay. we have no damn CLUE what gossip that woman was talking about we just decided it was homosexual behavior

[sabertoothwalrus]

for those who don’t remember, “mole interest” was an experiment I did 2 years ago because I wanted to test what causes tags to go trending on tumblr. My hypothesis was that all it takes is one (1) post blowing up in an established tag to make the entire tag trend.

I had randomly generated 2 words, which is where “mole interest” came from. I failed to consider that by generating a new tag, it wouldn’t have had enough posts already in it to prove what I now call “the mole interest effect”.

But now it does.

In 2023, we said “fuck it” a la mythbusters and ended up doing whatever it took to get #mole interest to trend. And it did. And it happened to be September 11th that day, and we managed to get #mole interest to trend ABOVE #9/11.

So, in the name of science, I ask you to reblog just this post. Let’s put the mole interest effect to the test.

[skelebellie]

lets go to the beach beach…

[beaft]

rabbits are like if god invented the most huggable animal on earth and then gave it 600 anxiety disorders

[miapcain]

hornet... girl... come on

[vomitdodger]

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